eBay tat volume 3.

6,451 · August 10, 2020

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK

What an odd listing!

Buckfast homebrew

6,451 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk5-ford-rs2000-escort-cosworth-replica-rally-car-project/303647668800?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200220090753%26meid%3De4af613754b4453f882bf7111d2c2350%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D303638594832%26itm%3D303647668800%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

6,451 · August 10, 2020

Five shittin' grand!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-L-1-6-very-low-mileage-only-20k-year-1986/313160574937?hash=item48e9d327d9:g:9GQAAOSwnJJfHJPp

15,149 · August 10, 2020

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202008032020031

@95 quid Peugeot?

20,440 · August 10, 2020

2 hours ago, Tenmil Socket said:

Five shittin' grand!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-L-1-6-very-low-mileage-only-20k-year-1986/313160574937?hash=item48e9d327d9:g:9GQAAOSwnJJfHJPp

I must have missed the Ali G special edition...

11,445 · August 10, 2020

20 hours ago, hairnet said:

be like wack only cooler

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777032

wheels on fire and hairdryer the sticker obvs

Not sure on that. But it did lead me to this.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1240728

3,281 · August 10, 2020

G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG.

And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*...

According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats.

It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere!

Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB

13,584 · August 10, 2020

924 in Autoshite beige.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-924-barn-find/303645650636?hash=item46b2b0eecc:g:2gEAAOSw7qtfLWfB

27,936 · August 10, 2020

1 hour ago, 17-Coffees said:

G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG.

And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*...

According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats.

It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere!

Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB

Of all the wheels to put on, it has those bloody Audi RS style wheels too!

89,985 · August 10, 2020

This looks quite cool. 4x4 as well

The number plate could be a bad omen. That and it's called a Fargo so you may end up murdered in a snow bank.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/744683783012198/

11,160 · August 10, 2020

1 hour ago, 17-Coffees said:

G-Wagons, its amazing how they went from being an actual utility vehicle to Blingtastic LA millionaires ride of Choice. So it's no wander the older ones have been getting unfitted to look more like Kanye West's new G65 AMG.

And I bloody love/hate them...this being a good example of a well done*...

According to the Ad, its had new front & rear lights, LED & Halo style, you can see the stupid dark tint and the big sporty alloys to give it all that Bling factor. Don't forget the touchscreen inside and the...er...original 30 year old cloth seats.

It also comes with no MOT and CORROSION everywhere!

Live the Beverly Hills dream* for £10.5k...
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-G-WAGON-1990-SWB-230GE/363065336705?hash=item5488616381:g:NMoAAOSwtsBfJpGB

Do you think the seller bought into the dream for a princely sum & got stung at MOT time?

It appears to have done fuck all miles & have been rotten for a long time.

15,089 · August 10, 2020

35 minutes ago, barefoot said:

Do you think the seller bought into the dream for a princely sum & got stung at MOT time?

It appears to have done fuck all miles & have been rotten for a long time.

Probably worth breaking for parts, but that's about it.

4,837 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/164327556416

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Space-Van-Commer-Van-1979-Mot-And-Tax-Exempt/154037981371?hash=item23dd6110bb:g:DOUAAOSwyH9fLdC8

'Rare Hi line spec interior'

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Foden-S20-8-Wheeler-Flatbed-truck-lorry-old-vintage-classic-wagon-Gardner/174387012010?hash=item289a46a1aa:g:2~cAAOSwJ7hfMHj1

5,481 · August 10, 2020

Petrol Modus in a decent colour with long MOT and some dents for £400...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-modus-1.4-petrol/1381163393

4,973 · August 10, 2020

This is lovely, perfect colour and it has tartan seats, a great little runabout:

Pictures are a bit poor though.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-chevette-1300l/114347603142

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-owners-must-have/184396297051?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144

The very best of luck deciphering what they're banging on about in the advert.

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-b120-4x4-Tipper-tree-surgeon-truck-like-unimog-or-overland-camper/203070529312?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144

16,454 · August 10, 2020

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-owners-must-have/184396297051?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144

The very best of luck deciphering what they're banging on about in the advert.

Can I have some of what he has been smoking

134,864 · August 10, 2020

This looks as swish as you like, vendor probs a Rover licker too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-MG-ZT-190-SE-2-5-V6-Trophy-Blue-Black-Leather-Sunroof-LPG-Apex/313178573988?hash=item48eae5cca4:g:dHIAAOSwAG9fMY-A

134,864 · August 10, 2020

Bizarrely, rather than the entire vehicle, you just get some of the cab (but all of the rust) and the engine and box, as they're chopping the rest of the chassis off and keeping it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Terrier-1984-front-end-including-running-engine-and-gearbox/184396636472?hash=item2aeee56138:g:aXoAAOSwYYBfMXW9

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-90-classic-car-in-need-of-total-restoration/124293507990?hash=item1cf0786b96:g:TrwAAOSw1IBfMZMu

Best to keep away from the interior if you don't like cob webs, but kudos for starting a lacquer peeled map of the UK on the bonnet.

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ex-ambulance-part-converted-to-motor-home/233676360384?hash=item3668324ac0:g:FYcAAOSwhhJfMY5j

'We use a blow up bed for sleeping '

Being honest, I'd rather use a blow up girlfriend for shagging, than sleep in this thing.

134,864 · August 10, 2020

An eager beaver next to a sceptic tank. It's the sort of thing Jim 'unfunny stupid fat twat' Davidson could make a thousand 'jokes' out of.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Eager-beaver-APFLT-british-army-artic-cab-In-need-of-restoration-ROF/174388128792?hash=item289a57ac18:g:V10AAOSwNmRfMZHy

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Van-Unfinished-Campervan-Conversion-Project-for-sale-barter-P-X/154041036057?hash=item23dd8fad19:g:apUAAOSwS15fKEMn

'Unfinished campervan project'

Or, as us normal people call it, a £150 van which is half full of the bottom of some traffic cones. For £1,260 reserve not met.

5,119 · August 10, 2020

Why do I want this?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1147813695615846/

134,864 · August 10, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX

Fairly convinced that some millionaire's shortbread avec scrambled egg is probably quite a unique selling feature.

'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.'

134,864 · August 10, 2020

Ace looking things these and near to @UltraWomble's manor. Iv*co levels of electrical nightmares when quite new though, won't have improved with age.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/motorcycle/324257483021?hash=item4b7f40890d:g:JMMAAOSwGG5fMZhf

23,560 · August 10, 2020

16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Scenic-Expression/184396769980?hash=item2aeee76abc:g:uLgAAOSwZRNfMZoX

'Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.'

Also a breeze block in one of the cubbyholes.... for a car child seat support.

I read that

re read that

Looked at the photos

And Im still none the wiser WTF

eBay tat volume 3.

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