eddyramrod Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: 'Off Grid' Off grid, or off your fucking head? a pastiche pastel ponce parlour bed described as 'lovely', but son, you've been misled I'd rather sleep with the recently dead... ...body of me great nan, who in her 90th year would rather fight Germans or war in Crimea and spend every day in war torn fear than spend one night in this mobile diarrhea... ...filled tat box with its odious vapour what a fucking palaver, fuck this for a caper fuck Laura Ashley and fuck her wall paper pass me a sick bucket, pass me a scraper ...and let's get rid of the unbearable stink save us from this hell, take us from this brink of a nasty shade of 'dog's lipstick' pink that's as 'tasteful' as taking a slash in the sink... ...that's probably hiding a nasty surprise what's for tea mam, are you cooking us flies? let's pack our bags and say our goodbyes and give it a make over with no compromise ... on a bottle of gas and a big box matches and the grass is a grave where burnt interior detaches and we're covered in medals and big fuck off patches for services to caravanning mentioned in despatches https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-1960s-Sprite-400-Caravan/124274161692?hash=item1cef51381c:g:1n8AAOSwjLFfHR~8 Our first caravan, in 1965, was a 400! My dad towed it behind his 1500 Corsair, until he traded that in for a lovely new Zephyr4 later in the year. The 400 looked ridiculously small behind the Zephyr so he turned it in against a Sprite Alpine, next size up. When we went away with him for the summer, which was our custom, there were 5 of us..... Cavcraft and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 1 hour ago, egg said: In the Netherlands, but still on the DVLA with no export marker. https://www.autoscout24.fr/offres/reliant-other-essence-bleu-87db7ba7-96b0-bd50-e053-0100007f1523 I love how the dog and the truck have the same facial expression. egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=303736364&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=9&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=c14570f0-f1a0-463e-1ede-9e1edda1d58f WANT Austat, Burnside and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 What had the poor little sprite ever done to anyone to deserve that doing to it? Cavcraft and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=287703550&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=13&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=7ddc049c-5980-4fa3-6fa2-d0d705c88f90 so much oof so much want wallet says yes but it would be a pita getting it here Burnside and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 23 hours ago, Austat said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-RESTORATION-PROJECT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-SKODA-RAPID-CONVERTIBLE/264815725211?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225076%26meid%3Dd7316ea03f624549a46011bedc593d78%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264817903817%26itm%3D264815725211%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982 Yes unbelievable what these genuinely fetch now. I sold mine for four grand a few years back and thought I'd done well. I am an idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 48 minutes ago, skoda_fan said: Yes unbelievable what these genuinely fetch now. I sold mine for four grand a few years back and thought I'd done well. I am an idiot! Er... it's standing at £8988 now. Wonder how many of those are joke bids. Cavcraft and Austat 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 12 hours ago, hairnet said: https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=287703550&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=19000&maxFirstRegistrationDate=1990&maxPrice=4000&minFirstRegistrationDate=1960&pageNumber=13&scopeId=C&sfmr=false&searchId=7ddc049c-5980-4fa3-6fa2-d0d705c88f90 so much oof so much want wallet says yes but it would be a pita getting it here A-frame it back behind your moped next time you're over there. I'm sure* German plod would have no issues with that. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Er... it's standing at £8988 now. Wonder how many of those are joke bids. Might well be of course. But wouldn't surprise me if they're not. I know of one of these in nice condition that sold for 12k! Much as I love them I'd be the first to admit there's no way they're worth anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I'm struggling to think of a less desirable car than a Skoda Rapid convertible. Absolutely horrid things. The sub-genre of cars designed as saloons and then turned into convertibles has definitely produced some of the worst vehicles ever built - Visa convertible, anything by Crayford, Skoda, PT Cruiser, various Astras and Escorts... I can't think of a single one I wouldn't be deeply embarrassed to drive, and I used to own a Reliant Regal van. note - a Skoda Rapid coupé is an absolute stonking motor and I'd love one puddlethumper and Asimo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Ford-Anglia/203067641480?hash=item2f47c64e88:g:dlMAAOSwr9BfKc-f Ace looking things, these. Shite Ron, eddyramrod, outlaw118 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoda_fan Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, barrett said: I'm struggling to think of a less desirable car than a Skoda Rapid convertible. Absolutely horrid things. The sub-genre of cars designed as saloons and then turned into convertibles has definitely produced some of the worst vehicles ever built - Visa convertible, anything by Crayford, Skoda, PT Cruiser, various Astras and Escorts... I can't think of a single one I wouldn't be deeply embarrassed to drive, and I used to own a Reliant Regal van. note - a Skoda Rapid coupé is an absolute stonking motor and I'd love one You may well have a point, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-XR3i-MK-4/254677590272?hash=item3b4bf7a100:g:YAcAAOSwZeFfKn0h £1500/'make offer'. Seems cheap if it stays around that mark, but expect someone will bid on it which'll knock out the 'best offer' facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-25-IS-16V-LOW-RESERVE/264819434647?hash=item3da877e497%3Ag%3AowYAAOSwJWtfKbbg&LH_ItemCondition=3000|7000 willswitchengage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitKat Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 35 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: but expect someone will bid on it which'll knock out the 'best offer' facility. ....which they already have ? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-3-DIESEL-1985-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-ON-PORTUGUESE-PLATES-07984932876/184380413058?hash=item2aededd482:g:mEQAAOSwaMZfIUn7 Looks pretty , but no danglies, an Indenor and Wrong Hand Drive make it a mere pastiche of the real bASe. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-GSI-2-5/114340149697?hash=item1a9f3439c1:g:RXQAAOSwSmJfICW5 £300 start, no reserve. If it ends anywhere near that, you'd probably get £200 back off the wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Can someone buy this pls? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-RXS100-1990-CLASSIC-Red-original-7-000-miles/402351197377?hash=item5dae000cc1:g:UpEAAOSwF8JfKrBM FFS, he's got 4 bikes for sale including another (cheaper) one of these. Semi-C and busmansholiday 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Billy, I'm quite sure you only put that Anglia there to tease me. It's lovely! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 That looks like the original front tyre on that. Would suggest being very circumspect whilst cornering in the wet... Cavcraft and garethj 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Bonus shit looking Mk3 Astra in the background. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Ignis-Van-57k-MOT-to-Oct-Runs-Great-but-Needs-Clutch-or-for-Spares/133484648770?hash=item1f144e1942:g:1ecAAOSwwpZfDCzx 'I installed metal panels over the rear windows...' ...to convert into a van' 'It has never let me down' 'Only needs a clutch' puddlethumper, Conrad D. Conelrad, Remspoor and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-mbx-50-project/224105458476?hash=item342db9eb2c:g:yhMAAOSwG7JfKWSL 'I have stripped the bike down to get into my car' Remspoor and Tamworthbay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORSAIR-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-ROLLING-SHELL/233664603807?hash=item36677ee69f:g:KHYAAOSwDHxfIaW9 Talking of tyres, looks to have a very elderly Michelin XZX still fitted. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-2-3-DIESEL-1985-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-ON-PORTUGUESE-PLATES-07984932876/184380413058?hash=item2aededd482:g:mEQAAOSwaMZfIUn7 Looks pretty , but no danglies, an Indenor and Wrong Hand Drive make it a mere pastiche of the real bASe. I posted that on April 2nd, you'd have thought he'd have got the hint by now.... Cavcraft and NorfolkNWeigh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-mbx-50-project/224105458476?hash=item342db9eb2c:g:yhMAAOSwG7JfKWSL 'I have stripped the bike down to get into my car' That takes basket case to a new level! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 that nice monoblock drive with light coloured bricks looks unsuitable for old ford ownership. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/296386201447420/ Amishtat, Cavcraft, MorrisItalSLX and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Automatic Peugeot 205 for £500. Needs recommissioning but one owner and 35K from new. MorrisItalSLX, barefoot and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Marketplace › Vehicles 1994 Reliant Realtoe Heywood, England · about a day ago · £2,000 timolloyd, SteersWithThrottle, Volksy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Anyone for a terrible Lithuanian registered yank? He appears to have realised that £3k was a little optimistic... https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1128512770863839/ Austat, Brodders, somewhatfoolish and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Good to see it wearing a mask. #staysafe https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Prelude-1-8-Manual-1985-Only-ONE-FORMER-KEEPER/233671386126 Tenmil Socket, Wilko220, Cavcraft and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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