eBay tat volume 3.

[phil_lihp]

Mouldy Mondeo for @egg, it's early but missing plates for accurate dating.  I don't quite understand the reasons for the photos of photos.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-mk1-1993-model/254660886518?hash=item3b4af8bff6:g:aUUAAOSwK2hfFtF1

[Nev]

I've got the horn for this, anyone want to buy an Impreza - seriously?

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1229412

[hairnet]

thats been on before and he doesnt tell you its in the land of paella

 

[Nev]

8 minutes ago, hairnet said:

he doesnt tell you its in the land of paella

I was thinking Norwich was far enough.....

[hairnet]

be like wack only cooler

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777032

wheels on fire and hairdryer the sticker obvs

[egg]

1 hour ago, phil_lihp said:

Mouldy Mondeo for @egg, it's early but missing plates for accurate dating.  I don't quite understand the reasons for the photos of photos.

Poor thing, doesn't look like it is long for this world.

[Mr Laurence]

1 hour ago, phil_lihp said:

Mouldy Mondeo for @egg, it's early but missing plates for accurate dating.  I don't quite understand the reasons for the photos of photos.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-mk1-1993-model/254660886518?hash=item3b4af8bff6:g:aUUAAOSwK2hfFtF1

I liked this:
 

Usual where for this year

The footwell has its own ecosystem...

[NorfolkNWeigh]

36 minutes ago, Nev said:

I was thinking Norwich was far enough.....

To be fair from most of the U.K., anywhere in Spain is easier to get to than Norwich.

[egg]

This one is a bit better for £950 though. See 'Mondeo MK1 Register' on FB for link, as it is in a group. Carlisle.

[spike60]

Dodge Camping Van 1979 Petrol

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Camping-Van-1979-Petrol/303645856348?hash=item46b2b4125c:g:U0oAAOSwfKpfLYQ2

[spike60]

RTP900 TRIKE

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-legal-Custom-built-RTP900-TRIKE-Buggy-quad/264811449976?hash=item3da7fe0e78:g:LMsAAOSwfs9fIFNo

 

[spike60]

Velovap 1957 vintage moped

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Velovap-1957-vintage-moped/293674764413?hash=item446061487d:g:Z2EAAOSwPLBfHdYn

[Remspoor]

19 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DODGE-CAMPERVAN-SERIES-1-PROJECT/392902318359?hash=item5b7acd9917:g:YMcAAOSwjh1fLv8J

 

The interior is fantastic, looks like a 1970's rough arsed comprehensive school teacher's room.

 

The last time I saw that it was parked in a Pea Field, somewhere near Stonehenge.?

2 hours ago, Nev said:

I've got the horn for this, anyone want to buy an Impreza - seriously?

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1229412

That one has been on before, way too many months ago for me to find it now.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Westminster-1955-For-total-restoration-banger-racing-spares-or-repair/303648702406?hash=item46b2df7fc6:g:NVgAAOSwbNlfMB6g

 

This vendor is always pulling old stuff like this out of garages, he must have a great collection.

[sdkrc]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224107615125

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Corsa-Breeze-S-Reg-red-1-2-MOT-until-September-Cheap-Insurance/154039543506?hash=item23dd78e6d2:g:SesAAOSwU9NfL96Z

 

'Two pervious owners' 

 

[Cavcraft]

'Is this for sale, M8? '

 

 

ttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-NISSAN-MURANO-CVT-3-5-PETROL-AUTO-NAV-HEATED-LEATHER-spare-and-repairs/324256036948?hash=item4b7f2a7854:g:KCwAAOSwK21fL9iZ

 

'The car will not drive anymore when the engine start 

 

 

L8RZ, bro

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I’ve often wondered what happens if you stop paying the battery lease on a Fluence.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/electric-car-project/143676999340?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3Df4f8a23d12e546be98cd40604470401a%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D324254869636%26itm%3D143676999340%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

£1375 BIN with no battery, seller reckons he knows a man etc etc.

i wonder how much Renault charge for a new battery lease?
 

[Cavcraft]

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

4 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’ve often wondered what happens if you stop paying the battery lease on a Fluence.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/electric-car-project/143676999340?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3Df4f8a23d12e546be98cd40604470401a%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D324254869636%26itm%3D143676999340%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

£1375 BIN with no battery, seller reckons he knows a man etc etc.

i wonder how much Renault charge for a new battery lease?
 

Stick a few in from a Tesla?

Oddly enough, Houghton Regis still has a filling station that sells 4-star leaded petrol...

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Mercedes-Sprinter-311-CDI-4x4-Overland-Stealth-Off-Road-Camper-Van-Black/143678338084?hash=item2173e57424:g:3OsAAOSwrZRfIz8I

 

It comes to something when the dildo in the sink looks less scary than the rest of the interior.

 

[sdkrc]

13 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit

His other listing

[wuvvum]

@BeEP Fancy a spare?  Right on your manor.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

11 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’ve often wondered what happens if you stop paying the battery lease on a Fluence.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/electric-car-project/143676999340?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3Df4f8a23d12e546be98cd40604470401a%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D324254869636%26itm%3D143676999340%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

£1375 BIN with no battery, seller reckons he knows a man etc etc.

i wonder how much Renault charge for a new battery lease?
 

There's a couple of YouTube videos discussing how the battery in the Zoë could be upgraded, and I wonder if there are any pointers to a similar job being possible for the Fluence (although there are hardly any UK cars left)

 

[Tenmil Socket]

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Worth a read of the 6,256 amendments to the advert, it's like the sort of reverse of a Gumtree buyer by including all that shit.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VIVARO-VAN-FULL-OF-ALLSORTS-NEW-THINGS-ADDED-DAILY/224104133999?hash=item342da5b56f:g:n40AAOSwbVJfJ8zK

 

What an odd listing!

Buckfast homebrew

 

[Tenmil Socket]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk5-ford-rs2000-escort-cosworth-replica-rally-car-project/303647668800?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200220090753%26meid%3De4af613754b4453f882bf7111d2c2350%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D303638594832%26itm%3D303647668800%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscV1&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[Tenmil Socket]

Five shittin' grand!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-L-1-6-very-low-mileage-only-20k-year-1986/313160574937?hash=item48e9d327d9:g:9GQAAOSwnJJfHJPp

[DoctorRetro]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202008032020031

@95 quid Peugeot?

 

[willswitchengage]

2 hours ago, Tenmil Socket said:

Five shittin' grand!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-L-1-6-very-low-mileage-only-20k-year-1986/313160574937?hash=item48e9d327d9:g:9GQAAOSwnJJfHJPp

I must have missed the Ali G special edition...

[808 Estate]

20 hours ago, hairnet said:

be like wack only cooler

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777032

wheels on fire and hairdryer the sticker obvs

Not sure on that. But it did lead me to this.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1240728