What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Craig the Princess]

Autoshite is snowing!

[hairnet]

triggers meat :lol:

 

 

[hairnet]

  On 22/12/2013 at 16:47, Mr Livered said:

Two vans full of old bill, they must have been on some kind of operation and not interested in checking for traffic violations.

5-0 vans dont have anpr scanners.........

[trigger]

  On 23/12/2013 at 15:08, hairnet said:

triggers meat :lol:

 

It's not the first time my meats made someone laugh...

[vulgalour]

  On 23/12/2013 at 14:21, Craig the Princess said:

Autoshite is snowing!

 

It's not snow, it's fallout from the server being overloaded with TOP KWALITY SHITE

[daveb47]

I love this,especially the way driver checks under bonnet afterwards...

[scruff]

John le Carre's description of what can only be a V8 in "The Night Manager", my holiday reading matter of choice. "The [Rover's] growl rolled down the cliff"

[skattrd]

I've been using the Lancia Spyder recently and I really do enjoy driving the old heap. The to do list keeps growing, but it starts, stops and gets me where I need to go.

 

Curently broken:  speedo, temp gauge & fuel gauge.

In need of attention: alternator, window seals, interior illumination, reverse lights, tyres.

 

I may look at some of the above later this week.

[Pillock]

 

Just wrapped Mrs Pillock's Christmas prezzie. Hope she likes it!

[TimothyClaypole]

Cost me having to work last Sunday and 3 days holiday but I've finished while the 2nd January, thank god.

 

Oh and they did some kind of raffle malarkey at work and despite my name not ending with "ski" I got litre bottle of Captain Morgan's run (be even better of I drank more than a bottle of cider every other week).

[raggerminder]

Round trip from Darlington to Donnington Services in the XM today to collect aged parents for Christmas stay. Drives well empty but laden it is even more divine. And I get to do it again next Sunday for the return relay.

[raggerminder]

Not really! It's about half way between my home and theirs; my sister (who lives a few miles from them) provided the other stage of the journey. I am sure you really wanted to know all that!

[Shep Shepherd]

I like the snow effect. It is nice

[twosmoke300]

Mine wont settle tho . Is it because its too warm in cornwall?

[beko1987]

I've had my boots for nearly 8 years now! Been through alot, but the time came yesterday for a replacement as my new shoes turned up!

 

Exactly the same, different colour! Their fucking ace, my feet don't hurt after 3 minutes walking, they dont rub on my ankle and their waterproof, something the old ones havent been since about 2011! Celebrated by slinging the old pair into the skip at work. 

 

Oh, and my boss getting me this

 

 

Which he couldnt have got any more spot on if he tried!

[KruJoe]

Random, good looking Thai girls being nice to me for no reason...

I could only be in Chiang Mai.

 

(I just shared this with my mate Dave.)

Dave: Can't beat Thais for that... you'd be slapped by a fat fuck in England.

[warren t claim]

Dashing through the snow, on a v8 wonder sled 

Crashing into trees, cos 

I'm off my fucking head! 

Been smoking Santa's pipe, 

a dozen beers or more, 

 

I'm heading to the red light zone to find myself a whore! 

Oh...jingle bells, jingle bells Santa's smoking weed. 

Mrs clause is on the floor she's overdosed on speed! 

Blitzen's fucked, the elves are too, they're tripping off their heads, 

If Rudolph snorts another line the cunt will end up dead.

[cobblers]

Just found a local facebook page for "Stuarts PCs"  and it's fantastic, the guy is a photoshop master but I'm finding his flowchart quite hard to follow:

 

 

Sometimes he advertises for stuff he wants:

 

Clocks make a nice christmas gift:

 

Or maybe a convincing drivers licence for your child?

 

[warren t claim]

That Pixar driving licences is a great gift for a 26 year old.

[RedSparrow]

This is why I love the internet.

[warren t claim]

Being able to drag a PC out of a skip at your local tip and reinstalling a blag version of windows is officially the NU BIZZ IDEA OF 2014

[quicksilver]

If you want any of that tat from Stuarts PCs you'd better be quick

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we are stoping trading due to dads health plus lots more memory laptop memory

No I don't get it either but that page is certainly lolworthy in its own special way. I wouldn't let that guy anywhere near my computer though.

[Cavcraft]

  On 24/12/2013 at 15:46, warren t claim said:

That Pixar driving licences is a great gift for a 26 year old.

 

Especially one who's been in prison.

[cms206]

[Station]

  On 24/12/2013 at 07:29, Shep Shepherd said:

I like the snow effect. It is nice

 

It is - but to be an arse, the side scroll bar no longer works properly, and the scroll bar on the bottom goes ballistic!

[nacho man]

Don't know if anyone uses Instagram but I was just looking at this guys photos and their pretty cool, was bored of watching, grinch, finding nemo etc etc etc

 

 

http://instagram.com/p/h5beKITIyP/

 

[Ghosty]

Bought an iPhone 4S for £165 off Evilbay courtesy of my mum, because I gave her my iPod because hers is full, to save her buying a new one.

WCPGW?

[phil_lihp]

  On 24/12/2013 at 19:53, Ghosty said:

Bought an iPhone 4S for £165 off Evilbay courtesy of my mum, because I gave her my iPod because hers is full, to save her buying a new one.

WCPGW?

If it was the one I just sold, should be fine!

[eddyramrod]

Post Orifice and DVLA.

 

Yes, really.  I got a letter telling me my photocard licence was due for renewal and suggesting I could do it at certain local POs.  So I did, last Thursday afternoon.  (Bear in mind it's almost Christmas....)  My new licence came... on Saturday!  Now that's service, well done chaps.

[Ghosty]

  On 24/12/2013 at 19:57, phil_lihp said:

If it was the one I just sold, should be fine!

If it's white and has a small crack on one corner, then it is, otherwise not. I don't see it being that one though...

 

Edit: the payment says 'unclaimed' on PayPal. Bah.