What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Ross_K]

[RedSparrow]

Excellent!

 

Reminds me of this: Laugh out loud funny!

 

http://www.dontevenreply.com/allcomments.php?post=86

 

That website has literally just had me laughing so much some tears came out. Thanks!

This is a good 'un:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

[Cavcraft]

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'Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3'

 

[Spiny Norman]

Watching the F1 qualifying earlier. You can always rely on the Italians for a bit of on-track shite instead of the wall-to-wall Mercs you get on all the other circuits, nestling just at the pit exit was an old Alfa 156.

 

 

I'm sure I used to see an Alfa 75 parked at the side of the track until fairly recently, maybe this is the replacement shitter?

[Negative Creep]

Excellent!

 

Reminds me of this: Laugh out loud funny!

 

http://www.dontevenreply.com/allcomments.php?post=86

 

That website has literally just had me laughing so much some tears came out. Thanks!

This is a good 'un:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

 

 

How could anyone turn this down?

 

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=94

[Caffiend]

Google directions. I need to get from one side of Milton Keynes to the other side of Milton Keynes.

 

AA route map: 3 pages of spam.

 

Google directions (loaded because I am impatient and the AA was taking more than 3 seconds to calculate the route - which is not surprising in the light of this): 20. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto A421. Go through 15 roundabouts.

 

Easy as long as you can count to 3. No, I don't have a satnav, it wouldn't go with my car.

[Volksy]

Went to the Leeds Cruise last night with H.Imp. Have been meaning to go for years, and seeing as I live about a mile away, haven't really got much of an excuse not to.

Well it was great, really busy, all sorts from big Yank stuff, down to a Fiat 126. I also ran into quite a few old faces from when I used to be involved in the Leeds Car scene. Went in the Fulvia, which seemed to get quite a bit of attention!

[mk1_4dr]

Went to the Leeds Cruise last night with H.Imp. Have been meaning to go for years, and seeing as I live about a mile away, haven't really got much of an excuse not to.

Well it was great, really busy, all sorts from big Yank stuff, down to a Fiat 126. I also ran into quite a few old faces from when I used to be involved in the Leeds Car scene. Went in the Fulvia, which seemed to get quite a bit of attention!

 

 

I saw the Fulvia as I drove in and was hoping to bump into Mr Imp, but I got collared for a natter as I stepped out of the car and when I turned around the Fulvia was gone.

 

It was a great meet though, very busy and loads of top-shelf motors to perv over.

[Volksy]

Ah shame, we did look about for you, but I was due for dinner at a mates house so we left about 7:30pm. Was a really good turn out, I'm surethe weather helped.

Did you go in the New Yorker? Would have loved to have had a look round that, as it's the same as one we got as a replacement rental car in Canada after our Dodge Omni crapped out.

[HillmanImp]

Twas good. Will be going again.

 

Shame we missed you. I was quite drunk anyway after popping to the pub in the afternoon for 'a pint'* and was not making much sense, so probably best you did not see us.

 

*yeah right

[mk1_4dr]

Yeah, I was in the NewYorker. I didn't arrive until gone 7:20 anyway...

 

I will catch up with y'all at some junction, I believe I promised Mr Imp a ride in the Chrysler.

[willswitchengage]

[DSdriver]

Ah, the lost art of overtaking.

[Pete-M]

 

Spent all day at Carfest. Chatted to Ed China for a while, wandered around looking at some bloody wonderful cars, watched the auction for half an hour, ate some bloody wonderful (free) food, a couple of beers, watched lots of very expensive supercars do mainly tame runs up the hill. Airshow was pretty good, Vulcan bomber is huge, noisy and surprisingly nimble. Lancasters are the coolest plane ever and watching a couple of Supermarine Spitfires giving it beans meant I ended up with more photos of the Lancaster than anything else all day. I think I actually took one photo all day with actual cars in... was having too much fun.

 

 

Ok, not the cheapest day out, but if's for a good cause and it's about the best festival of any type I've ever been to. My ears are still ringing from the bands, but that's my own fault for being right in front of the stage, grinning.

 

 

A rather fucking epic day.

[willswitchengage]

Were you not just taking a sneaky photo of that fruity lady's legs?

[Pete-M]

Well, yeah. Rude not to.

[vulgalour]

Bought some 32" work trousers today because that's what size I was before doing my new fitness kick thing (back on track now my knee injury has mostly healed) and found out upon getting home I needed to buy a 30" waist instead. This is a Good Thing because I'm now down to optimum waist size which matches up with my current weight. I've undone all of this work because of half-price Pistachio nuts in Co-op, but I don't care.

 

Also landed a 12 week work contract which, all being well, should pay enough to get the Polo sorted out before Christmas... providing I'm good and don't go buying lots of pointless things. In fact, there's a lot making me grin lately, tempered by the ominous feeling that everything will go tits up just after it's all levelled out.

[Morgan84]

I remember being 32 " once ...... 7 years later and its 36 ! Age kills !!!

[RedSparrow]

Nothing like a hot 23 year old Czech girl telling you 'I want to have some sex with you but I don't want a boyfriend'.

I am Roger Moore.

[trigger]

What a 84 year old leather skinned has-been?

[RedSparrow]

No. A 29 year old ginger.

[trigger]

Gingers seem to be getting all the action these days, did you tell the girl your a British prince who sucks at strip pool?

[warren t claim]

As I'm trying to change pretty much every aspect of my life I made the decision to join a gym about three weeks ago. So far I'm feeling a lot fitter and can see the results on myself. I've actually lost about a stone and a half and toned up my muscles a bit through being active for an hour a day and watching what I eat. I wish I'd started this years ago.

[RedSparrow]

Yeah but the nazi uniform doesn't seem to go down to well around here though. Hey ho.

[Louise2cv]

I had a little boy, Huw, in the early hours of this morning. Born in a pool in the front room, spent part of labour watching Boys from the Blackstuff for bonus Shite content.

[STUNO]

Congratulations louise, I have a vision of you relaxing in a hot tub watching the boys and having Huw pop up from underwater and start bellowing for a feed.

OH, he is Welsh so it would be a tuneful bellow !!!

[sporty-shite]

Congratulations, Louise. Hope you're all doing well.

[rml2345]

Congrats Louise! Hope you're all doing smashing.

[RedSparrow]

Tayne has it spot on.

 

And congrats to Louise2CV!

[catsinthewelder]

Congratulations Louise

 

Birth pools at home are ace, our girls were born in them.