What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AnnoyingPentium]

[808 Estate]

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Oliver Postgate's finest, brought down to earth.

[Metal Guru]

This evening’s edition of the Chase ( repeat I think).

Contestants , 3 very large people , shoulder to shoulder in the box, ( though nowhere near as fat as a couple of the chasers), plus one fairly slim guy.

When asked what they’d spend any potential winnings on, one person said they’d hire a personal trainer. No prizes for guessing which one.

[Austat]

[Metal Guru]

15 hours ago, Austat said:

I am a member of that elite club too.

[HillmanImp]

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

[myglaren]

 

[Bren]

Article on the local paper - guy caught with six figures worth of drugs in his BMW.

How did he get caught? His car broke down on the M56.

[AnnoyingPentium]

[Remspoor]

[Remspoor]

 

[Joey spud]

From an EV group I frequent.

Junking the Rotary and fitting an electric motor has to be the best idea ever on an unreliable,thirsty Mazda RX8 and for bonus cool points the lads doing it at the side of the road .

[somewhatfoolish]

On 4/6/2022 at 11:57 PM, HillmanImp said:

 

Funny but how is he not in intensive care?

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Funny but how is he not in intensive care?

I want to see when he gets punched.

[fairkens]

This must be someone from here surely

[Fumbler]

Granny's Rav-4 was sold today. Feller came from IoW, looked at the car, started it, nodded, filled out the V5 and handed over the cash. Literally took 10 minutes. Father still can't believe how painless it was, especially when we discovered this😅

wasn't phased one bit. Says he'll use it for 'towing'.

[beko1987]

Nice early vax 121 (angular hose end) there too 👌

[Fumbler]

28 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Nice early vax 121 (angular hose end) there too 👌

It's serving us very well. We had to rebuild the motor a few years ago when the commutator flew apart while running but that's all the trouble it's ever given us.

[MikeR]

Am I rich now ? Or are they common as muck ..

[hairnet]

On 4/7/2022 at 4:38 PM, Remspoor said:

No just massive wankers

[hairnet]

Woohoo

Job not quite finished tho

 

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

Woohoo

Job not quite finished tho

 

What are you stealing now man! 

[somewhatfoolish]

 

[Asimo]

All that beer I bought for the Easter holidays and associated sociability?: drunk it already. 

[myglaren]

“Lithuania has imposed an inexpensive sanction on Russia by deploying the very effective, but not-so-deadly weapon of humour.

The street in Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, where the Russian embassy is located, was renamed "Street of Ukrainian Heroes", forcing the embassy to change its postal address and thus pay tribute to Ukraine with every letter and card.”

[RoverFolkUs]

[AnnoyingPentium]

Found this up in my Gran's loft... just need to buy a car to put it in. 

[Fumbler]

2 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Found this up in my Gran's loft... just need to buy a car to put it in. 

I hope you get used to frequently turning the tuning knob while on long journeys. The Panasonic in the BX was a pain in the arse, especially as the frequency indicator got stuck so retuning was a lucky dip.