What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[TheOtherStu]

[andy18s]

WGPGW ?

[Talbot]

Which one is for sale though?

[catsinthewelder]

I don't think the Transits front wheels are on the ground 😂

[warch]

Someone I know has just posted this hackneyed slice of prime motivational bollocks on their Facebook feed. For reference this someone doesn't work for a living, and as far as I am aware has never worked for a living (incidentally nor does her partner). Her little turd of a baby lion is showing every sign of following in his parents footsteps. 

[anonymous user]

I much prefer the demotivational posters. 

A colleague had one above his desk

"We're not happy until you're not happy"

 

[Fumbler]

My dad got given a photocopy of this as motivation to get more sales back in the day

[Dyslexic Viking]

21 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Better luck next time.

On burning down the house? Think most people would agree that this would not be so great.

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, catsinthewelder said:

I don't think the Transits front wheels are on the ground 😂

Reminds me of the time I put my LT40 van on the back of my Dodge 50 spec lift.  A 4.6-tonne Dodge with a Perkins 4.236 over the front axle and no PAS - I could turn the steering wheel with one finger.

[twosmoke300]

5 hours ago, andy18s said:

WGPGW ?

What’s Russian for “ if it’s on it’s gone “?

[Agila]

53 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

What’s Russian for “ if it’s on it’s gone “?

если это на нем ушло

[High Jetter]

'fucksti'

[myglaren]

[andy18s]

Around 1k with no documents, but still being on UK plates should make things easier 

[Fumbler]

[sierraman]

12 hours ago, myglaren said:

 

I doubt the miserable fucker takes joy from anything apart from these ill thought out rants at these environmental roadshow things she attends. 

[anonymous user]

5 hours ago, andy18s said:

Around 1k with no documents, but still being on UK plates should make things easier 

Plate looks a bit old for a Mk2 though

[wuvvum]

It's either a Mk1 with a Mk2 front end tacked on, or a ringer.

[goosey]

How I laughed 

 

[Remspoor]

3 hours ago, sierraman said:

 

I doubt the miserable fucker takes joy from anything apart from these ill thought out rants at these environmental roadshow things she attends. 

Recently she went rick rolling and smiled.

[gm]

hells bells, not again !

 

[gm]

Warm cup of poo in york

[DVee8]

2 hours ago, gm said:

hells bells, not again !

 

Is this what we spoke about yesterday?

[gm]

4 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

Is this what we spoke about yesterday?

Sure is - collection imminent in T-minus-48minutes and counting  

[DVee8]

3 minutes ago, gm said:

Sure is - collection imminent in T-minus-48minutes and counting  

oooh nice, safe drive home.

[gm]

3 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

oooh nice, safe drive home.

Absolutely, plenty of time for crazy driving tomorrow  

[Quintus]

Spotted this bastion of quality journalism lying around at work.

Daddy, what did you do in the sausage war?

[Snake Charmer]

Eurosausage. Mind boggling. 

[gm]

New toy collected

thankyou to NeilClark for picking me up at the station, the car is great and it was a pleasure to meet you 

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, Quintus said:

Spotted this bastion of quality journalism lying around at work.

Daddy, what did you do in the sausage war?

Funnily enough I was watching this on YouTube earlier:

Astounding how topical the show is considering it was made 35 years ago.