What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[HillmanImp]

[paulplom]

Anyone know where I can get a cd full of snake jazz plz?

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

Tim Vine would be pleased with that one.

[dozeydustman]

[dozeydustman]

[Rovorsche]

I like Chilli but today I bought some pickled onions that are steeped in Ghost Naga Chilli's.

The label mentions Endorphins twice, what could possibly go wrong?

Cover me, I am going in, single pickle recon mission.....

 

[Skizzer]

7 hours later and no sign of @Rovorsche ... I fear the Psycho Onions have claimed another victim.

[New POD]

14 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

7 hours later and no sign of @Rovorsche ... I fear the Psycho Onions have claimed another victim.

I fear this parsnip may have been frisky in the fridge. 

[loserone]

18 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

7 hours later and no sign of @Rovorsche ... I fear the Psycho Onions have claimed another victim.

Danny has dealt with him just like the rats.  I imagine he's talking to himself.

[Kiltox]

8 hours ago, Rovorsche said:

I like Chilli but today I bought some pickled onions that are steeped in Ghost Naga Chilli's.

The label mentions Endorphins twice, what could possibly go wrong?

Cover me, I am going in, single pickle recon mission.....

 

I had something very similar last year - they were amazing but one really was enough at a time ? 

[Rovorsche]

The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment.

Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning.

Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues.....

 

Merry Christmas you lot!

 

Play list suggestions welcome

[beko1987]

12 minutes ago, Rovorsche said:

The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment.

Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning.

Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues.....

 

Merry Christmas you lot!

 

Play list suggestions welcome

Kevin bloody Wilson - Santa Clause You Cunt

[3VOM]

That song from South Park about what you do to your uncle.

[108]

31 minutes ago, Rovorsche said:

The second round of psycho onions was potentially a mistake but the bothersome snots and sore throat seem to have vanished after onion treatment.

Christmas started at around 5:30, under tens have no ability to sleep in on Christmas morning.

Going to cook breakfast and start an alternative Christmas play list with The Pogues.....

 

Merry Christmas you lot!

 

Play list suggestions welcome

Frank Kelly’s Christmas Countdown usually goes down well. 

[Bren]

On 12/24/2019 at 12:15 PM, 95 quid Peugeot said:

At last  my Passat is run in     

That's  delivery mileage.

[Jerzy Woking]

On 12/23/2019 at 2:13 PM, sgtberbatov said:

Every time this advert comes on, and I see this one doing the shoulder roll, just brightens up my day. 

For all the advertising schmaltz at Christmas, M&S come in with something different and amusing.

But those clothes! Like like the racks Foster Brothers used to have.

[scdan4]

[Skizzer]

What an idiot. Everyone knows you don’t have to sand them, you just fill in the gaps with black bathroom sealant.

Sick look, yo.

[scdan4]

[Wack]

[richardmorris]

Morecombe and wise still the best thing on tv at Christmas. 

[MikeR]

son had a lie in for Xmas morning

I got him a mobile for Xmas ......

hardly seen him  ...

[Wack]

[omegod]

I am happily emitting the worst smells known to the human race, I had a full English followed by a lovely crimbo dinner,In 44 yrs 'I've never produced such a volume and height of stench such as this, it's literally a never ending sulpherous house clearer and I have childish tears running down my face as wife and daughter are upstairs balking and  seeking shelter from this assault on their senses.

I am stupidly proud of this achievement, long live the overcooked sprout !

Happy Christmas all 

 

 

[Wack]

As I've got older I find my gas emissions have become more toxic , there is something quite rewarding in laying a silent but deadly carpet bomb in a public area and just walking on without showing any signs you've left it behind 

[Jamie]

On 12/24/2019 at 4:18 PM, Wack said:

Just been into M&S 

It appears that they're catering for a new male market , I genuinely thought I was in the womans section

 

How dare you, I got that grey coat for Christmas! 

[busmansholiday]

7 minutes ago, Wack said:

As I've got older I find my gas emissions have become more toxic , there is something quite rewarding in laying a silent but deadly carpet bomb in a public area and just walking on without showing any signs you've left it behind 

I love dropping one in a lift just as I leave, sound in the knowledge that the next occupants will have selected a high floor and the doors will have closed just as they enjoy my parting gift.

[Wack]

29 minutes ago, jamiechod said:

How dare you, I got that grey coat for Christmas! 

Just dont wear it with that shirt 

Or you could post a picture of you wearing it for autoshite to decide if I'm wrong 

[iainrcz]

Well I'm officially a miserable cunt.

I'm already moaning about fireworks on New year's.

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[Zelandeth]

Not today, but got distracted on Monday evening and forgot.

It's been a while since I had reason to take the Lada out for a decent run, but we needed to make a run up to Leicester and given how close it was to Christmas I didn't fancy having to mess around trying to find space to park the van...just chucking a car into the multistorey at Highcross is far less hassle.  Xantia is off the road until I figure out what the heck to do about it in the spring and I really didn't fancy getting dragged up there in the torturously uncomfortable Audi Chris currently has from work.  So let's take the Lada.

I had honestly forgotten how happily that thing will bound along the motorway, keeping up with modern traffic with ease.  Funny car in that it actually feels happier at an indicated 75mph than 60.  Very much confuses other drivers though when a Lada estate goes hurtling past in the outside lane.

It's bloody noisy thanks to the gearing (even with the five speed box 70 is somewhere around 4000rpm I reckon) and utter lack of aerodynamics, but nevertheless it's quite a pleasant way to cover distance.

Better than that bloody £40K Audi anyway...