What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Tickman]

I was out in the Alfa earlier and on returning back to my road I got a little stuck. I deployed the shovel but that only helped a little and was quite hard work so I got my youngest who is 16 and she 'drove' while I pushed which worked perfectly. 

The practice of clutch control a few weeks ago in a local car park certainly helped

[Hertz]

That Ford Boutique brochure is fantastic. I'm sure a Ford licker on here would appreciate it.

[Parky]

Found some more evidence of Autoshite in historic times. This is located in the Fuckyeaux Tapestry, the unpopular sequel to the better known original.

 

As we can clearly see, the forefathers of Egg and Bornitedentity are having a minor disagreement about whether base Mondeos were supposed to have side rubbing strips. Meanwhile Slartibartfast watches attempting to break it up while Purplebargeken thinks he has seen a cheap MGF

[Parky]

Later in the price Herr Mann of Junk, the Austrian prince is advising his court that "painteth not thine chariot"

[Parky]

And the Autoshite London/South East meet at the Little Chef on the A127 was interrupted by local Travellers carrying out an illegal pony race

[wuvvum]

You, Sir, have too much time on your hands.

[richardmorris]

Italian job in Lego.....https://youtu.be/li0SxUshWfc

[SiC]

Went for a walk along my favourite spot.

 

Snow chaos!

 

 

Came back to find the cat sitting on the fish tank (where she shouldn't be) looking surprised we made it back.

[robinmasters]

  On 02/03/2018 at 13:12, fordperv said:

A lot less chance than 1 in 59 though

Only before the numbers are drawn. Afterwards I invariably have a 0% chance of winning.

[myglaren]

https://www.facebook.com/Fauerzaesp/videos/1189592861156687/

[outlaw118]

I want that house..... Could be mortgage free and some £££ in the bank.

 

Going to mention it to SWBO. Any jobs in Fife?

[richardmorris]

  On 02/03/2018 at 19:23, myglaren said:

https://www.facebook.com/Fauerzaesp/videos/1189592861156687/

 

Ha!

[mrbenn]

  On 02/03/2018 at 17:55, SiC said:

Went for a walk along my favourite spot.

 

Snow chaos!

 

 

Came back to find the cat sitting on the fish tank (where she shouldn't be) looking surprised we made it back.

 

Nice pics, but did you know some woman was following you around

[rantingYoof]

I'm whoring this in many places; here's a BMW 530d realising that 4th or 5th were both likely better choices of gear (along with less throttle) for driving in sneeerr.

 

https://youtu.be/ndjwTXt0GRA?t=1m16s

 

[artdjones]

  On 02/03/2018 at 17:55, SiC said:

Went for a walk along my favourite spot.

 

Snow chaos!

 

 

Came back to find the cat sitting on the fish tank (where she shouldn't be) looking surprised we made it back.

Where is that little valley in Bristol?I know I've been there but not for about 25 years.(My wife lived in Fishponds Rd. before we were married.)

[Cavcraft]

  On 01/03/2018 at 09:35, hairnet said:

I went to visit billy

 

 

You need better brakes M8.

[SiC]

  On 02/03/2018 at 21:55, artdjones said:

Where is that little valley in Bristol?I know I've been there but not for about 25 years.(My wife lived in Fishponds Rd. before we were married.)

Here: https://goo.gl/maps/ei6xZgdZ3oz

Frenchay & River Froome. Over the bridge to the right takes you down to Oldbury Court and Snuff Mill.

[SiC]

  On 02/03/2018 at 19:42, mrbenn said:

Nice pics, but did you know some woman was following you around

I know. Sometimes I surprise myself that I managed to find a woman that not only puts up with me and my quirks, but also wanted to marry me too.

[artdjones]

  On 02/03/2018 at 22:06, SiC said:

Here: https://goo.gl/maps/ei6xZgdZ3oz

Frenchay & River Froome. Over the bridge to the right takes you down to Oldbury Court and Snuff Mill.

That's right,we used to go to one of the parks around there.Also went to the Snuff Mills Harvester,which I see is still there.Actually went there on our first date - March 1987.

[Pillock]

From Angry People in Local Newspapers, someone's clearly bored with story after story about the snow chaos

 

[Cheggers]

Moved house yesterday despite the warnings of snowmageddon, and woke this morning to this view from my bedroom window

 

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[andy18s]

Have to love some attempts at translating into English over here,bless em..

It was -5 here last night,sun is here for a couple of weeks it seems

 

BULGARIA: What will be the weekend weather?

 

In the morning hours of Saturday , cloudy weather will predominate, and in many places there will still be rainfall , in North Bulgaria the rain will blend in with snow. There will be conditions for the formation of frosts and frosts.

 

The NIMH-BAS warns of protests on Saturday morning in 18 districts of the country and the capital Sofia.

 

The yellow code is valid for the hours of Saturday, noon for Vidin, Montanska, Vratsa, Pleven, Lovech, Gabrovska, Veliko Tarnovo, Rusenska, Razgrad, Targovishte, Silistra, Shumen, Dobrich, Varna, Pazardzhik, Pazaradzhishka, Pernishka, Sofia and Sofia-district.

 

Later in the day the rain will stop and the cloud will tear and fall . He will blow weak, in the Danube plain - to a moderate wind from the west-northwest. Temperatures will range from 3 to 7 degrees in the North to 8 to 13 degrees in Southern Bulgaria.

 

On Sunday, weather will keep cloudy, in many places with precipitation, mostly from rain . In the morning hours in places in Northern and Western Bulgaria will snow are possible.

 

The wind will lose weight and it will orient itself from the northeast and with it cold air will penetrate. The minimum temperatures will be in the range of minus 5 to 0 degrees, and themaximum during the day- from 0 in the northeastern regions to 15 degrees in the extreme southwest regions.

 

In the first days of the next week will be mostly cloudy. After a temporary rainfall on Monday,it will rain again in the south,and the rain zone will quickly reach the country.

 

In some places the precipitation will be significant. The wind from the southeast will grow stronger. The temperature rise will continue.

[SiC]

  On 02/03/2018 at 22:25, artdjones said:

That's right,we used to go to one of the parks around there.Also went to the Snuff Mills Harvester,which I see is still there.Actually went there on our first date - March 1987.

That Harvester used to have a pond in the middle of it randomly. It was refurbished a couple of months ago - no idea if they kept it. I haven't been to a Harvester in quite a while and since they put the prices up (but quality the same) to try making it a premium place.

 

Quite a few other nice little places around here too hidden away. I used to really like Stoke Park, but since Cheswick housing estate has been built (old HP land) the area has become busy and lost some of its quiet charm.

[eddyramrod]

  On 03/03/2018 at 09:17, andy18s said:

Have to love some attempts at translating into English over here,bless em..

That made more sense than anything Hairnet or Savvy has ever posted!

[Cavcraft]

Managed to blag some free moorings in Portsmouth, setting off L8RZ

 

[Bradders59]

What makes me grin ? Micky Flanagan. Nuff said.   

[Stanky]

  On 03/03/2018 at 07:37, Cheggers said:

Moved house yesterday despite the warnings of snowmageddon, and woke this morning to this view from my bedroom window

 

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Port Solent? Nice view wherever you are!

[Cheggers]

  On 03/03/2018 at 17:34, Stanky said:

Port Solent? Nice view wherever you are!

Yup, it is Puerto Solente

 

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[Cheggers]

  On 03/03/2018 at 15:53, Cavcraft said:

Managed to blag some free moorings in Portsmouth, setting off L8RZ

 

Taxed worse etc...

 

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[DeeJay]

  On 03/03/2018 at 15:53, Cavcraft said:

Managed to blag some free moorings in Portsmouth, setting off L8RZ

 

 

"Me and de burdz goin for a crooze"