What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[xtriple]

What Ho geezer? Methinks Chester cannot decide if he is posh or cockney!

 

He is a very 'confused' dog! 

[Sheefag]

[vulgalour]

So, I reckon his real name cannot be 'Chester' it is probably 'thickfuckerfartslots' 

 

"No, xxx (or whatever your name is in dog), don't buy that Bentley, it'll be a terrible financial adventure!" , is what Chester is probably thinking right now while simultaneously being smug for you having provided such a comfortable pew for his biological warfare behind.

[Cheggers]

Bub2006 is a complete gent.

 

 

 

 

 

That is all.

[beko1987]

We know that!

[The Moog]

and there was me thinking he'd broken poor Moog, off here, for parts

Only way I would get broken up, is on a life raft when you all decided to eat the fat bloke first..

[omegod]

May i kindly ask which petrol station this was? I'll happily epoxy all the pumps to the holders overnight to make you feel better, pm me if preferred 

 

Not being from the area it was very much a case of "red light on, oh shit, this place will have to do" And I was lost! But I will have a look through my receipts and see if I can find it. I would have kept it for my expenses claim.

 

I don't really want their pumps epoxy'd but I wouldn't mind Plod popping in to ask about their spare card reader. That's if it is them of course, it is so hard to prove. Maybe I wouldn't be so relaxed about it if they had ripped a few grand off me.

 

When I got the call I was a tad suspicious it might be a setup so I asked which office the lady was calling from. When she said Skelmersdale I said "oh nice, it's lovely there" and her strong north west accented reply of "no it isn't, it's horrid and it's always raining" proved to me she was definitely from Skem where the co-op offices are.

 

Please do, I have plod friends 

[Tamworthbay]

Don't agree, I'd be going for the healthiest one for the best meat.

This always occurs to me when someone mentions eating a fast person. It's not like you look for the fatty, off-colour bits of meat the butchers...

But if the fat bloke is still there you won't get a look in, eat them first as a 'starter' and move on to the good stuff after.

[The Moog]

But if the fat bloke is still there you won't get a look in, eat them first as a 'starter' and move on to the good stuff after.

Damn there goes my survival strategy

[Cheggers]

The fat lad will be easier to catch, while the fitter ones will be more useful in a survival situation [/bearGrylls]

 

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[andy18s]

Today's best spottage

(So far anyway)

[fordperv]

cavcraft is branching out then

[Kiltox]

"InPost Parcels" - had to send some parts and not only are they cheap but you drop the parcel at a 24/7 locker thing of which my closest is a few hundred yards from home!

 

Might be a grump if it doesn't get there mind

[bub2006]

Show me a spider and I'll show you a fat lad boogy. Ask Tamworth bay

[bub2006]

Bub2006 is a complete gent.

 

 

 

 

 

That is all.

Why thank you sir.

[myglaren]

Just thought I would say how brilliant the Co-Op Bank is.

 

Got a text at 5.15 saying "are you withdrawing cash in Spain right now?" or words to that effect, to which I said no.

 

Immediately phone rings and it's the Fraud people. "Yes Mr Parky, we thought your card may have been cloned because it is unusual for you to attempt so many large purchases and cash withdrawals in such a small space of time. We have stopped all the attempts and are cancelling the card so it can't be used again". Whatever system they use works nicely as being without my card for a few days is better than having thousands ripped out of my account.

 

I suspect it was cloned at a Liverpool petrol station. Paid for fuel and used my credit card and I remember the guy saying that the terminal wasn't working, could I try again with another one, oh yes this one went through, thank you sir, etc. I bet the first machine was a scanner as the only other time I used my card this year was to buy train tickets from a machine in Stockholm!

 

Seems some folk are having a lovely holiday in Spain using other people's cards so a call to the Fuzz might be in order

 

I had this happen a couple of years ago.

They did ask if I would be willing to assist any police enquiry but it never came to that.

They have their own investigation teams that are a lot more aggressive than the police.

Money refunded immediately and new card here in three days.

[Tamworthbay]

Went to pick up the dog from the vet and the only space was next to an idiot in a fake 4x4 parked a foot over the line at an angle of about 20 degrees. I managed to get in and squeeze out. She was sat in the car so I made a point of looking at her wheel and shaking my head as I walked past. She opened the window and shouted 'I was waiting for someone else to move so haven't finish parking yet so don't be a knob shaking your head at me'. I replied ' waiting to park properly? With your engine and lights off?' She was about to shout something else when what I had said sunk in. Instead she just rolled up the window. When I came out she had gone - to the other side of the car park. I made a point of driving past her car with a big smile on my face but she wouldn't make eye contact. Made me smile.

[RoadworkUK]

James Bond is apparently billed to use a small Fiat van in his next outing.

Doblo seven.

[darkfour]

Not car related at all but Friday afternoon after work time for a beer..don't mind if I do

 

[Sheefag]

Love that. Where is it?

[M'coli]

Cleethorpes.

[Sheefag]

Silly me, the palm trees, the waft of fish 'n' chips and the FOUL STENCH OF VIOLENCE should have given it away.

[LC Torana]

Cleethorpes.

(Danger and excitement)

[oldcars]

Not car related at all but Friday afternoon after work time for a beer..don't mind if I do

 

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Tay bridge to the right, i knew Dundee was on the up but good lord they have done well.

[HillmanImp]

GREAT SCOTT!

 

[Eddie Honda]

Cleethorpes.

 

Famous for Rod Temperton, Mrs Mangel and live World Championship Pan Fighting.

[DeeJay]

Love that. Where is it?

Hilda Hogdens living room, she's got a new "Muriel".

[Eddie Honda]

Hogden's Nutgone Flake make me grin when I hear it.

[hairnet]

why has the ref in the snooker on quest got a pastie on his head??

[Tamworthbay]

why has the ref in the snooker on quest got a pastie on his head??

coz, fashions, innit.