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That's a good point :D I suspect my mind is still stuck in lawnmower mode. I imagined using a plain rod and putting a thrust washer and cotter pin in it or something similarly preposterous

 

20 Eurines seems a bit pricey for just a wheel, I bought a wheel for a friend's lawnmower a long time back (it ate the old one) and I have a vague memory of it costing something daft like 4 quid. I'd prefer something wider for this but like that would do. I was thinking maybe to put 2 on the back and do some sort of plate for it to sit on at the front, in a kind of tip it up and go kind of thing, but If they are indeed that cheap I might go mad and buy 4. Hey, you only live, er, what was it?

 

Freecycle for an old pushchair and see what turns up,  you can weld now so don't need to buy things ;)

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After being subject to some alarming road rage last week I decided that I couldnt put off the purchase of a dash cam any longer. However I am a bit short right now so have attached my Iphone to the sunvisor with 2 elastic bands. I press record before I start the engine and stop when I turn it off so hopefully thats all legal. Plus I dont have to muck about uploading stuff to my laptop, which is half dead anyway.

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Last nights' work Christmas do was truly splendid - Free bar all night, 5 course dinner, casino, dodgems, burlesque show and disco followed by a night in the local Hilton to spare me the 50 mile trip home...happy days.

 

And as it's payday I braved the Black Friday crowds and treated myself to a new watch :)

 

I know a Burlesque dancer in Pompey...

 

Met another shiter tonight while collecting a stack of classic car mags from richardmorris.

That's a 100% record of all the shiters I've met thusfar being good eggs!

 

Don't worry, we will meet soon enough :-)

 

My grin is payday, a full tank of pez in the F and enough spare cash to book an MoT for the X1/9

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After being subject to some alarming road rage last week I decided that I couldnt put off the purchase of a dash cam any longer. However I am a bit short right now so have attached my Iphone to the sunvisor with 2 elastic bands. I press record before I start the engine and stop when I turn it off so hopefully thats all legal. Plus I dont have to muck about uploading stuff to my laptop, which is half dead anyway.

I also want a dash cam, but after some funny road rage.

Stretch of new dual carriageway, that now extends on about 1/4 of a mile past a new roundabout, busy Sunday traffic means 1st lane is stopped with nothing in 2nd lane all the way to the roundabout. A self righteous vigilante in 308 estate pulls into 2nd lane and stops in front of me in an Eddie Stobart in a motorway lane closure style.

I sound the horn ,he stamps on brake, I put my hand on horn , he half opens his door , I sound horn again.

This is childish and stupid,but fun.

He gets out and shouts , as if he's Scarface, "Beep at me again Motherfucker!!"

Now I should mention Mrs N is in the car and is pissing herself, she then reaches over and beeps the horn...

He goes mental, literally jumping up and down, swearing and screaming . Then just as he's getting back in ,yes ,I'm a child, I beep again.

This time he ran towards us and kicked the wheel of Mrs N's Gaylander( you don't think I'd wind people up like this in my car do you?)

I got out and got so close to his face ( partly so he couldn't get a weapon out of his pocket or summat) I could smell his breakfast, and whispered ,so that none of the camera phone wielding onlookers could hear' Go on take a swing,guess who's going to get arrested when the Old Bill turn up'

Luckily,cause I'm a crap fighter, he bottled it and got back in the 308, whilst he was composing himself I bounced up the central reservation and round him, got to the roundabout and turned right.

I should feel guilty about almost causing the bloke to have a stroke , but I'm guessing if he's that tightly wound he'll probably have one before he's 40 anyway.

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them little copen's are i think ace, but aren't they badly prone to rot in the floor pans, or is that something i dreamt?

 

what with them been mainly for the JDM i thought that they weren't especially well protected for this country as the japs don't go putting copious amounts of salt on their roads each and every winter.

 

but tonight i've been and got some derv on the way home, 

 

having paid for the fuel i came out to the sight of an L plate R8 shaped honda concerto fuelling up next to a mark 3 cavalier, which was also on an L.

 

just like, say it would have been back in the 1990's.

 

no pic though cos i've not gat a camera with me....

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NSFW or those of a weak disposition....

 

Apparently I'm inappropriate and crass, and "asking for a kicking".

 

**SCARED**

 

Tell me something I don't know you gormless emo fucknuckling pisswipe.

 

STORY

 

Met a lass who I've known for donkey's years - she's been a good mate, we've leant on each other at various points, and no, we've never done IT, although between you and me, I would. (But my standards are, well, I have none).

Anyway, she'd been having problems with her belly and surrounding areas, and last time I saw her, she was being tested for all sorts of stuff, Crohns, Lactose Intolerance, Gluten Intolerance, Coeliac, Diabetes, you name it.

Turns out she's got a series of tests next week and needs to take a poo and blood test; so I said, "Just come round to mine an hour before, and they can scrape it off my knob". Bloke who was with her - NOT her boyfriend, just a bloke she works with then made the judgement and threat above.

 

What a wankspaniel.

 

Laugh, I nearly shat (As Peter Cook once said)

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NSFW or those of a weak disposition....

 

Apparently I'm inappropriate and crass, and "asking for a kicking".

 

**SCARED**

 

Tell me something I don't know you gormless emo fucknuckling pisswipe.

 

STORY

 

Met a lass who I've known for donkey's years - she's been a good mate, we've leant on each other at various points, and no, we've never done IT, although between you and me, I would. (But my standards are, well, I have none).

Anyway, she'd been having problems with her belly and surrounding areas, and last time I saw her, she was being tested for all sorts of stuff, Crohns, Lactose Intolerance, Gluten Intolerance, Coeliac, Diabetes, you name it.

Turns out she's got a series of tests next week and needs to take a poo and blood test; so I said, "Just come round to mine an hour before, and they can scrape it off my knob". Bloke who was with her - NOT her boyfriend, just a bloke she works with then made the judgement and threat above.

 

What a wankspaniel.

 

Laugh, I nearly shat (As Peter Cook once said)

 

 

black humour is for winners. A mate had his right hand blown off by an IED in Helmand. Went to see him in Selley Oak, "fuck mate, you ok?" etc

 

Then I offered him £15 for his Xbox.

 

His mum went ballistic. He laughed until he choked.

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Sunday night , PC died, I put it down to a bust PSU so ordered new one from ebuyer.

 

Put new one in and the PC is up, running and quiet from the first time since I first built it. New PSU is rated at 850w so should never die either, last one was 600w and lasted 3 years, suspect now that the fan was dodgy from the off.

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Sorry, this is a bit of a name dropping luvvie type post.

 

Well, I was chatting with Charlotte Church after offering her a brew when she came off stage. She looked cold so I offered her a warm up in my bus. (Really, not a euphonium)

 

She really is a down to earth kind of girl. Quite, quite normal. Oh for another universe...

 

It's nice to see that there are some people who could be called celebrities out there who in real life are just like you and me.

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STORY

 

Met a lass who I've known for donkey's years - she's been a good mate, we've leant on each other at various points, and no, we've never done IT, although between you and me, I would. (But my standards are, well, I have none).

Anyway, she'd been having problems with her belly and surrounding areas, and last time I saw her, she was being tested for all sorts of stuff, Crohns, Lactose Intolerance, Gluten Intolerance, Coeliac, Diabetes, you name it.

Turns out she's got a series of tests next week and needs to take a poo and blood test; so I said, "Just come round to mine an hour before, and they can scrape it off my knob". Bloke who was with her - NOT her boyfriend, just a bloke she works with then made the judgement and threat above.

 

What a wankspaniel.

 

Laugh, I nearly shat (As Peter Cook once said)

 

 

He wasn't my type....

oh really :roll:

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I'm not Copen with the Vampire real lamps on that Copen. It's like the ones on that new lexus saloon that taper away it just looks weird.

 

I see Fiat are bringing out a new Spider too. I'm not even going to offer 5p for anyone who can guess what it's based on as it's flippin obvious.

 

spider-overview-exterior-09.jpg

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Sorry, this is a bit of a name dropping luvvie type post.

 

Well, I was chatting with Charlotte Church after offering her a brew when she came off stage. She looked cold so I offered her a warm up in my bus. (Really, not a euphonium)

 

She really is a down to earth kind of girl. Quite, quite normal. Oh for another universe...

 

It's nice to see that there are some people who could be called celebrities out there who in real life are just like you and me.

 

she is the only church I would willingly enter

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