What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Louise2cv]

Thanks all.

 

Nature is amazing, I'd forgotten everything about what giving birth feels like.

 

I have a vision of you relaxing in a hot tub watching the boys and having Huw pop up from underwater and start bellowing for a feed.

OH, he is Welsh so it would be a tuneful bellow !!!

 

This is actually pretty accurate. Except he came out asleep! He hardly made a sound until this afternoon.

[Morgan84]

Congratulations Louise;the ultimate in Autoshite births would to have done the hospital dash in the Astra,or even IN the Astra

[DSdriver]

He hardly made a sound until this afternoon.

 

He's just lulling you into a false sense of security!

Congrats by the way (I was going to put it at the end of my previous message but got distracted by my dinner). I wish you all the best.

[Morgan84]

I wonder what sort of car these brothers would have gone in for back then ? Something like a Citroen or Renault maybe

 

[Spiny Norman]

I could just as easily stick this in the 'grump' thread but has everyone seen this bit of genius legislation from the good ol' Doovla?

Apparently in January there's a new law coming in which will allow 16 year olds to drive a new class of microcar. Should be fun......

 

[RedSparrow]

That microcar shit is fucking ridiculous. 28mph top speed, driven by kids, yeah that's not gonna piss off an already irate nation of drivers.

My prediction: A few kids will be killed and then they'll make them illegal.

[autofive]

looks like a mobility scooter with a roof on

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

Congrats to the new mum! I'm sure the child will get a proper edukeshon in shite!

[PhilA]

1) Congrats, Louise

 

2) Going to Ikea when I owned my Victor pickup. I bought a big wall thing with shelves which came in a set of boxes. Brought the Victor round to loading bay, the lope of the exhaust note reverberating off the building. I hefted everything into the back, tied it down and then got a guilty pang of satisfaction as the lady in the BMW X5 who had turned her nose up at me loading stuff into a 70's heap of shite busted her back window by slamming it down on a cabinet she'd had to take out of its box to fit in the back of her vehicle.

 

--Phil

[RedSparrow]

2) Going to Ikea when I owned my Victor pickup. I bought a big wall thing with shelves which came in a set of boxes. Brought the Victor round to loading bay, the lope of the exhaust note reverberating off the building. I hefted everything into the back, tied it down and then got a guilty pang of satisfaction as the lady in the BMW X5 who had turned her nose up at me loading stuff into a 70's heap of shite busted her back window by slamming it down on a cabinet she'd had to take out of its box to fit in the back of her vehicle.

 

That does sound pretty satisfying!

[Cavcraft]

If they limit those new scooter car 'things' to town centres and say 40mph zones they'd be great. What one of us as a 16 year old wouldn't have fancied getting one of those?

[Wilko220]

Yet another example of the advantages of having a "shite" car which doesn't have loads of totally pointless technology in it:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19562487

[messerschmitt owner]

in the old days, 'keyless technology' was simply another name for 'hotwiring'!

[willswitchengage]

 

The recovery driver who picked up my fubared BX said he picked up one of those earlier in the day - flat battery. Ha ha ha.

 

RE 16 year olds - word on the work lunchtime conversation is that from January they will no longer be entitled to ride mopeds... is this true?

[trigger]

RE 16 year olds - word on the work lunchtime conversation is that from January they will no longer be entitled to ride mopeds... is this true?

 

I hope so, the 16 year olds around here on 'peds are a bloody PITA and a law to themselves.

[catsinthewelder]

^ I'd Imagine the 2 bits of legislation are related, kids are allowed mopeds at 16 so they can get to work. If they can now have one of these microcar things (which they won't be able to afford) then the government can placate Trigger and the OMG think of the childrens safety twats by getting them off mopeds.

 

The big downside is that driver skills will plummet as far fewer people will learn them on small motorbikes like they have in the past.

 

 

But as this is the grin thread, I'm smiling because I'm back on term time shifts this week so I can weld up the Austin without worrying about giving the local kids arc eye

[cobblers]

Cheap free tools:

 

My mate gave me a welder - "powercraft" that he bought from aldi. It was cracking for a year but then the wire feed packed up and he couldnt find the reciept. I took it to bits and it just needs a new motor, and it turns out its just a SIP 135 rebadged - even the bloody PCBs say SIP on them. not that sip welders are really any good but it's better than the chonk rubbish I expected.

 

Another mate brought me some 160 amp ESAB welder over to fix, it had wire feed but no current. Must weight 100kg, it's the biggest MIG welder I've ever seen. Fixed it with a 27P transistor, and he's given me an auto-dimming mask and loads of beer for fixing it.

 

Mate number three (look at me!) donated a pretty good Makita drill with fucked brushes and battery. £4 brushes, a few new cells in the battery and £3 capacitor to convert a 120v charger to 240 and I'm away. Happy days!

 

booty:

[trigger]

the government can placate Trigger and the OMG think of the childrens safety twats by getting them off mopeds.

 

The problem around here is that all the mopeds seems to go considerably quicker then 30mph, in a 30mph zone, they all travel in packs swarming your car from both sides making car drivers feel very intimidated and many of the bikes don't even look fit to be on the road, It's a real bug bear of mine.

[peter9000uk]

 

The recovery driver who picked up my fubared BX said he picked up one of those earlier in the day - flat battery. Ha ha ha.

 

 

Had a go in one of these last weekend, quite good fun. 52mph saw it flat out

[vulgalour]

So... Today's plan was to sort out the Princess and rebook the MoT but this has been cut short by being given a start date for work of tomorrow morning at 5:30am. This is great, I'll be earning some proper money. However, I'm not sure how many days I'm on (rotational shift days, morning shifts) so I'm not sure when to book the MoT or when I'll have the time to sort the car out.

 

What will probably happen is that I'll let the MoT and tax lapse for a little bit while I do some work for a couple of weeks and save up some cash. 12 week contract here I come, hopefully leading to full time work. Now, if only I had Mr Boll's recent FSO acquisition I could make instant friends with the large number of Polish workers at the factory. I am inordinately excited at the prospect of pushing trolleys around a factory and commuting with my brother in his Skoda.

[Cavcraft]

ATOMIC PUNK of this very parish. Cheers, Kevin, I've now got shed loads of old Vauxhall brochures to wade through. Big bonus of SRSLY unimpressed missus too!

[trigger]

I saw a tatty T reg Toyota Previa this afternoon on the A14 with "Reliable Rentals" sticker accross the window, Really?!, I've even found their website i think.

 

http://www.reliable-rentals.com/

 

Japanese powered vehicles for reliability

 

[Mr H Sceptre]

Belated congratulations to Louise & Junior.

 

....from the so-called 'Management'

[cms206]

... and an even more belated congratulations from the frozen north - the carrier pigeon got the cold, so apologies for the tardy response!

[Lord Sterling]

Right. Today I got myself a package containing a rear ashtray and a pair of fog lights for the K11, but not only did the seller send the ashtray, he also sent the centre console with it which I didnt expect, at least its a spare. I already have a rear ashtray but its Beige and cracked on one side. For the fog lights I'll need another light stalk with front fog light selection, apart from that I'm hoping its merely plug 'n' play. I know low-spec K11 Micras have a lot of hidden wires/plugs for upgrades.

 

Hopefully on Sunday I may be taking part in the collection of an SD1, I dont think I'll get to drive it though which is understandable.

[cms206]

Picking up work's Sherpa from MOT (failed), in rolls a former colleague - a British Airways captain who defended me to the hilt when I went through my issues with BA.

 

The conversation went a bit like this...

 

"Aye, the LPG conversion in the Rover 25 didn't really work... engine's pumped now. The garage told me not to buy a Renault but fuck it, this Espace was only £400... "

 

04-plate 2.0T, manual 'box. Also to be LPG'd. This bloke is minted, does joinery as a sideline, and has just replaced an LPG equipped Rover 25 1.4 with an Espace Turbo. I did mention the site but I suspect this place'd be dangerous with the chod that he seems to approve it...

[willswitchengage]

Just did a CBT. MOTORBIKING IS AMAZING!!!!!11111 One of the other students dropped and broke his bike though trying a U-turn, ha ha ha.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Aww I want to get my motorbike licence. Don't think I can afford it

 

I'll have to do direct access in a few years in some inappropriately powerful Kawasaki, ploughing through all the cones at 200mph the first time I brush the throttle.

[phil_lihp]

Did my CBT a couple of months ago, great, isn't it? I found it a huge eye opener, never felt so vulnerable, especially on roads I've known for years in a car. It's made me much more aware of motorbikes when driving, I reckon everyone should have some experience of it as part of driver training, although granted it would cause problems for anyone who can't ride a bike!

[ashmicro]

Just did a CBT. MOTORBIKING IS AMAZING!!!!!11111 One of the other students dropped and broke his bike though trying a U-turn, ha ha ha.

 

 

Is that you on RR with the 1986 Honda H100S II?