What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[junkyarddog]

9 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

I think that's the first time I've been reprinted!

Fame at last😁

[richardmorris]

Well they must be able to read if they can drive I suppose.

[Metal Guru]

9 hours ago, richardmorris said:

Well they must be able to read if they can drive I suppose.

Sheep obviously learn quicker because I’ve seen Lambs please drive slowly signs.

[hairnet]

Parky @Parky gis a wave

[hairnet]

Trade descriptions???

 

[Metal Guru]

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

Trade descriptions???

 

Maybe when anyone tries them they wine “these are crap biscuits”.

[Remspoor]

Hotel California, if it were written by Johnny Cash. it is very well done.

 

[richardmorris]

4 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

Hotel California, if it were written by Johnny Cash. it is very well done.

 

That’s excellent.

[beko1987]

Gave the car a wash for the first time in over a year! Was a brief wash but a good one none the less, can walk past it now without getting filthy black with m40 shite! 

Did mums car too, it was muddy as fuck since they only go down little local lanes. Covered in missing paint and stone chips though. Both need a good clay and Polish but meh, fuck that! 

Also used some Hyundai wash and wax my grandad gave me from their i20 and it's OK at washing but I saw zero waxing. Must stock up on supplies before spring and get the nice shampoo I like (chemical guys citrus wash and gloss) 

[richardmorris]

4 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Gave the car a wash for the first time in over a year! Was a brief wash but a good one none the less, can walk past it now without getting filthy black with m40 shite! 

Did mums car too, it was muddy as fuck since they only go down little local lanes. Covered in missing paint and stone chips though. Both need a good clay and Polish but meh, fuck that! 

Also used some Hyundai wash and wax my grandad gave me from their i20 and it's OK at washing but I saw zero waxing. Must stock up on supplies before spring and get the nice shampoo I like (chemical guys citrus wash and gloss) 

I’ve just bought a wheel brush on the back of Facebook vids ( I know. ) however it is good, snd the service was good. http://ezcarcare.co.uk

[beko1987]

1 minute ago, richardmorris said:

I’ve just bought a wheel brush on the back of Facebook vids ( I know. ) however it is good, snd the service was good. http://ezcarcare.co.uk

I keep getting fb ads for them and tbh am quite tempted! Their big 5l bottles seem quite good value and I need apc and snowfoam before I can do any more of Chris's cars (and a new pressure washer I think, or some tools as I think it's those causing it to not fire more times than fire. Ever tried rinsing 2 cars at once one infront of the other whilst not releasing the trigger and moving around as you go? 😂) 

[richardmorris]

13 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

I keep getting fb ads for them and tbh am quite tempted! Their big 5l bottles seem quite good value and I need apc and snowfoam before I can do any more of Chris's cars (and a new pressure washer I think, or some tools as I think it's those causing it to not fire more times than fire. Ever tried rinsing 2 cars at once one infront of the other whilst not releasing the trigger and moving around as you go? 😂) 

I got the brush and some tyre gel at half price last week. Well boxed and they used a proper delivery ( dpd local I think ).
I am getting multiple emails a day from them though so may unsubscribe.

 

the other place I would recommend is autorocket on eBay.

 

 

 

 

 

Unlike yesterdays ad for a magical scratch spray, which on delving ( it sounded too good to be true) turned out to be a subscription for £38 a month!

 

[richardmorris]

They have this offer at the moment.

https://www.ezcarcare.co.uk/collections/car-care-detailing-kits/products/weekend-warrior-kit-ez-car-care?fbclid=IwAR343saFokx-GDa4Z55UlIr77J3rFlFB2EEtZSyzvzwo4YpVv2-v2UOX1yI_aem_AQ56w-ZkcnPxGsiUrag_gIQlIyJdRzDZ5KUv7R8oBV9Cg80g72ReFw2WH3rokItk7io&tw_source=fb&tw_adid=120205031412360037

[wuvvum]

Just discovered a rather nifty feature on the stereo in the Getz.  If I have it in sat nav mode and drive through an average speed camera zone, next to the little GPS speed readout is another readout showing my average speed since I entered the zone.  Quite impressive for a 40 quid eBay special I thought...

[Wack]

FFS 

[Tayne]

10 hours ago, Remspoor said:

Hotel California, if it were written by Johnny Cash. it is very well done.

 

Johnny Cash has been busy lately.

 

 

[hairnet]

Lindis pass next

Kawa something gorge - that was good

[hairnet]

So it said

Lucky to get a bed or a door or bedding (byo)

Nope

Love it

F windy tho

The white ones are even posher

 

[hairnet]

19 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Maybe when anyone tries them they wine “these are crap biscuits”.

Arse biscuits?

[hairnet]

So unexpectedly i find my self with one of these

And wondered why there was no stirring implements - resigning myself to the fact id have to limp to the kitchen to get one

Realising i had a singapore airlines spoon in my bag

but then noticed the other end of the table

where there was cutlery and towels here

And again watching the pictures and drinking tea

4 hours back to Christchurch and coupla days in the nice b and b at the start of the holiday and find a library to write the nicest set of reviews i might ever write ( no way id do them on here cos id be cross eyed by the end

 

[STUNO]

19 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Maybe when anyone tries them they wine “these are crap biscuits”.

 

22 hours ago, hairnet said:

Trade descriptions???

 

YES ......they used to be a very popular biscuit. But someone improved them recently. Now just a thin sugary pieceof crap.

[hairnet]

They were ok

Bought the vanilla ones today

Not opened them yit

Huv whittakers

[hairnet]

8 hours ago, Tayne said:

Johnny Cash has been busy lately.

 

 

Thats very clever

[MorrisItalSLX]

6 hours ago, hairnet said:

So it said

Lucky to get a bed or a door or bedding (byo)

Nope

Love it

F windy tho

The white ones are even posher

 

No Lavvy?

[hairnet]

16 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

No Lavvy?

Kitchen lav 15 sec limp lift

[hairnet]

Really??

https://imgur.com/a/vKoNyhc

Ffs

[anonymous user]

On 17/02/2024 at 18:20, richardmorris said:

Well they must be able to read if they can drive I suppose.

Many years ago in a previous job I used to do work in a country park. We had problems with the farmer driving cows down a track as they tended to veer off onto a boardwalk path for the public. I was getting costs to put "kissing gates" on the junctions. The landscape architect thought it would be cheaper to put signs until I pointed out that the cows couldn't read.

This is the same person who thought that the water in a fountain was on a slope. (The bricks were not level(

[MikeR]

think we will see it ?

 

ESA - ERS-2 reentry – how and why is it happening?

 

they did a film on a satillite falling to Earth .. Untill the end of the world 

[richardmorris]

2 hours ago, MikeR said:

think we will see it ?

 

ESA - ERS-2 reentry – how and why is it happening?

 

they did a film on a satillite falling to Earth .. Untill the end of the world 

We’re all doomed!

[Landy Mann]

12 hours ago, hairnet said:

Huv whittakers

Mmm peanut slabs