What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[cort1977]

Noticed yesterday that my local Morrisons are restricting veg oil sales to 10l per customer.  I wonder why that is?

[New POD]

1 hour ago, cort1977 said:

Noticed yesterday that my local Morrisons are restricting veg oil sales to 10l per customer.  I wonder why that is?

People using it for heating oil ? 

[Metal Guru]

35 minutes ago, New POD said:

People using it for heating oil ? 

Hardly, cooking oil has gone up far more in the last few weeks, cheapest I’ve seen is £1.60/l up to £4 for some brands. Even before it had it been about the same price £1+ that heating oil is now.

[cort1977]

I was meaning that they're on to those shiters with a Bosch fuel pump in their car and restricting their access to cheap fuel.  Now you're making me think it's more serious than that.

[Wack]

[iainrcz]

Found reduced beer in Asda, I was that giddy I bought a £3 jar of kimchi.

[maxxo]

recieved a letter today from HMRC

oh god i thought, what have i done

oh wait, i've paid too much tax

they're giving me £470

i like letters like that

[mitsisigma01]

On 6/17/2022 at 9:06 AM, Muniphobia said:

Nah, it because they were playing Crowded House performing that Paul Young song 😉

On my shitephone it was buffering constantly shitely , played 3 seconds and no sound .... But Hey now ... I know...

[Wack]

1 hour ago, maxxo said:

recieved a letter today from HMRC

oh god i thought, what have i done

oh wait, i've paid too much tax

they're giving me £470

i like letters like that

I got one of those years ago with a cheque for 80p , not surprisingly I don't think they refund small amounts any more.

[maxxo]

28 minutes ago, Wack said:

I got one of those years ago with a cheque for 80p , not surprisingly I don't think they refund small amounts any more.

It makes you wonder if it’s even worth it?

I did this online, I reckon I’ll have it by monday

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, maxxo said:

It makes you wonder if it’s even worth it?

I did this online, I reckon I’ll have it by monday

I had a dividend cheque for 9p from Lloyds  bank last year.

[myglaren]

I had an approximately £600 refund from them, about 15 years ago.

Two months later had a demand for almost £800 from them, just to even things up.

[Floatylight]

Apparently Kiss Radio in Canada's owners have made all the staff redundant with immediate effect and the only person left has been playing Rage Against the Machines Killing in the name of on repeat for about 24hours..

https://www.kissradio.ca/

[juular]

11 minutes ago, Floatylight said:

Apparently Kiss Radio in Canada's owners have made all the staff redundant with immediate effect and the only person left has been playing Rage Against the Machines Killing in the name of on repeat for about 24hours..

https://www.kissradio.ca/

Censored version sadly. 

But still appreciated 😂

[andy18s]

At least it's cooling down a bit on Sunday..

[Wack]

Unrealistic expectations 

It's 1:15pm , old boy in front of me at the post office wants to send some letters guaranteed next day delivery , she offers him special delivery which he accepts 

Then she looks at the address 

Norway

he was insistent he'd sent a letter to Norway next day before , when she said 3-5 days for £8 he started chuntering , crazy price insisting hed sent letters before next day

Maybe that was Norwich though

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

Unrealistic expectations 

It's 1:15pm , old boy in front of me at the post office wants to send some letters guaranteed next day delivery , she offers him special delivery which he accepts 

Then she looks at the address 

Norway

he was insistent he'd sent a letter to Norway next day before , when she said 3-5 days for £8 he started chuntering , crazy price insisting hed sent letters before next day

Maybe that was Norwich though:D 

Why can’t they do a pensioners “happy hour “ at post offices.?Like when the rest of the world is working NOT lunchtime  !

[Wack]

7 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

Why can’t they do a pensioners “happy hour “ at post offices.?Like when the rest of the world is working NOT lunchtime  !

There's 2 post offices roughly the same distance from my house , one closes 1pm to 1.30pm the other 1.30pm to 2pm

 

schools start kicking out at 3pm but the parents start arriving around 2.30pm, throw a few pensioners into the mix and you might as well write the afternoon off

[beko1987]

Yup. I go collection only with parcel force for that reason. 

I've even lost my safety post office. Was a little one near work that was a 3 minute detour and opened at 7am. Was bloody great. Went to use it the other week for the first time in tears and it opens at sodding 9 now. Had to go back lunchtime and then as said, fucking queue for ages

[Mally]

On 6/29/2022 at 2:17 PM, Wack said:

My dad used to do that with me, but with slightly less exuberance.

[MikeR]

Kid u knot , it was painted in that anti fly poster artex type paint !!!

[beko1987]

2 hours ago, Nyphur said:

Bet you were crying even more when you had to go back.

Was a bit stroppy, yes. Went next door to one stop and got a shit meal deal iirc to soften the blow (still easier than the Marlow town centre one to park at, especially with a vacuum to post) 

[andy18s]

34 minutes ago, MikeR said:

Kid u knot , it was painted in that anti fly poster artex type paint !!!

Looks like it works..

[Dave_Q]

It'll be raptor truck bed liner stuff innit.

I've just had an incredibly tempting email from Premier Inn listing all the places I can go for a 2 night UK break for under a hundred quid. The list sounds like an Alan Partridge skit.

Pack your case love and make sure you bring your best gear, were off to Swindon for a romantic UK break

[3VOM]

Golf has MOT !!!!!!!!!!!

[Mally]

7 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

It'll be raptor truck bed liner stuff innit.

I've just had an incredibly tempting email from Premier Inn listing all the places I can go for a 2 night UK break for under a hundred quid. The list sounds like an Alan Partridge skit.

Pack your case love and make sure you bring your best gear, were off to Swindon for a romantic UK break

I've spent some weekends at Coventry Binley Woods.

Shopping centre round the back, pub across the road, Toby Carvery and a Chippy further along. Aldi. Band Q, Transport Museum, Leamington Spa.

Stock car on the trailer.

Everything you need for a romantic weekend.

 

[Wack]

I bet that was a shock 

[PhilA]

Repeating numbers and other palindromic stuff on the odometer always makes me smile. Today was 070707.

[gm]

two years in the making, Exo day has finally arrived 

yes, somehow this thing is finally road legal !

and it is absolutely hilarious to drive

 

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10 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

One of Bill Burrs best........ my boy loves him. His dog ownership tales are legendary......