What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[paulplom]

I'll get some pics if I last that long.

[danthecapriman]

Got a dreaded HM revenue & customs letter this morning. Usually not a nice thing to find on your doormat, meaning you owe them something!

Opened it up to find, shockingly, they owe me £1800!! And they found the error and contacted me about it! 
Overpaid tax apparently. Nice little bonus I wasn’t expecting.

Im off to eBay to look for things to spend it on😆

[Markeh]

I've fortunately seen both the Ministry of Sound orchestra and Pete Tong and the Heritage orchestra and they're both incredible live. Well worth trying to be still alive at the end of the night for!

[paulplom]

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

[Timewaster]

But,.... What........  Who........ Is that ......?

 

No.

 

Just no.

[paulplom]

Meant to be me, her and the dog.

[TataBobu]

Why were you pictured as a ballchinian?

[Tenmil Socket]

3 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

Apart from everything else going on, what's with the cling film?

[Wack]

6 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

There’s quite a bit going on that’s for sure! is the artist only allowed out at weekends under supervision , I can’t imagine having that displayed anywhere prominent 

[paulplom]

No idea with the cling film. That's the only bit that doesn't have any meaning. We do shop in tescos though.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Did the artist read a lot of Viz during their adolescence? 

[Spurious]

[RoverFolkUs]

I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦

Said post has obviously disappeared now! 

[Stanky]

5 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦

Said post has obviously disappeared now! 

Free? Like actually free or 'free-to-reel-you-in-then-actually-£500' Free? If the former, then just to show them what a weapons-grade cretin they are, its well worth taking it off their hands, calling WBAC and having it HIAB'd away and pocketing the £300+ IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE like a winner.

[Tenmil Socket]

I’m just out walking the dog and I spotted this magnificent piece of street art.

[catsinthewelder]

 

15 hours till the race and the gaffer has decided it would look better with mirrors.

So where can we get those?

Need to not crash as it's booked out on hire on Tuesday Monday.

Edit 

Looks like we should have fitted wipers.

Edit 2

Passed scrutineering

[RoverFolkUs]

20 minutes ago, Stanky said:

Free? Like actually free or 'free-to-reel-you-in-then-actually-£500' Free? If the former, then just to show them what a weapons-grade cretin they are, its well worth taking it off their hands, calling WBAC and having it HIAB'd away and pocketing the £300+ IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE like a winner.

It's the latter, everyone's favourite!

"Looking for offers" 🙄

[Stanky]

1 minute ago, RoverFolkUs said:

It's the latter, everyone's favourite!

"Looking for offers" 🙄

FFS.

[gm]

8 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

happy birthday @paulplom i’ve never seen anything quite like that ! 

[MikeR]

man logic

I think we need 2 cars , in case no 1 car breaks of which I am a named driver

I think we need 2 cars so I can have my own insurance and drive other cars incase no 1 car breaks

I think we need 2 cars so the wife wont go ape shit  when no 1 car breaks and I cant drive any other car ..

 

No 1 car clutch release bearing has just started sqealing ...

[Crackers]

I've had significantly worse days. 

I've never done any performance driving or particularly hot cars. As it turned out, I can drive a bit quicker than I thought. 9th overall out of 50 participants on 8 activities. 6th fastest in the F3000 car. Generally 2nd fastest in my group but other groups had some serious drivers in them! 

Caterham Pursuit was great fun, a little skid/stunt course. Absolutely bloody bossed it, arse end sideways all the way but under complete control, no idea how! 😁

[Stanky]

14 minutes ago, Crackers said:

I've had significantly worse days. 

I've never done any performance driving or particularly hot cars. As it turned out, I can drive a bit quicker than I thought. 9th overall out of 50 participants on 8 activities. 6th fastest in the F3000 car. Generally 2nd fastest in my group but other groups had some serious drivers in them! 

Caterham Pursuit was great fun, a little skid/stunt course. Absolutely bloody bossed it, arse end sideways all the way but under complete control, no idea how! 😁

Not cheap. but a brilliant day out. My employer at the time paid for me to attend a full day in ~2007 and it was brilliant. Caterhams were hands down my favourite, the persuit was brilliant - but all the cars were good in their own way, except the 997 Porsche 911 which was deeply underwhelming in my humble opinion.

Glad its still as good as it was a decade and a half ago, and well done for the final placement, much better than I managed!

[Crackers]

14 minutes ago, Stanky said:

Not cheap. but a brilliant day out. My employer at the time paid for me to attend a full day in ~2007 and it was brilliant. Caterhams were hands down my favourite, the persuit was brilliant - but all the cars were good in their own way, except the 997 Porsche 911 which was deeply underwhelming in my humble opinion.

Glad its still as good as it was a decade and a half ago, and well done for the final placement, much better than I managed!

A fantastic full day of action, and when you add it up, despite the big price tag it's far better value for money than any other driving experience I know of. The Pursuit was the highlight of my day I think, but the whole experience was just brilliant and every car was top notch. I did have to take a 2nd attempt at the Clio Cup session as the first car went all French on me so had to swap cars.

The M4 presumably takes the place of what was the 911 on your day. A seriously fast car with brakes like you wouldn't believe and good handling, but you can tell it's a heavy beast when the back end swings out and 510bhp escapes as tyre smoke!

[HillmanImp]

4 hours ago, paulplom said:

No idea with the cling film. That's the only bit that doesn't have any meaning. We do shop in tescos though.

So you fingering your dogs arse and her having a lollypop stuck to her fanny does? 

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦

Said post has obviously disappeared now! 

That will be near me, if anyone's interested.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, HillmanImp said:

So you fingering your dogs arse and her having a lollypop stuck to her fanny does? 

Yeah, he's a plumber. 🤣

[RoverFolkUs]

4 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

That will be near me, if anyone's interested.

Interested in a 1.5 DCi that's had petrol through it? Nobody apart from the scrappy I expect 😉😁

[RoverFolkUs]

IF ANYONE NEEDS FUEL 👀
You better get here quick before they realise their mistake!!
Only £0.71 a Litre.
I filled up my car from near empty for £40
It’s pump number 2 at the station on the corner across from the old rai... See More

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13 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

Please don’t post any more like this. I’ve just silenced a bar full of wedding guests with my laughing. 
 

Brilliant!

 

 

[hairnet]

Due to ongoings

I was planning this