What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Sunny Jim]

3 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

New addition to the fleet, modelled here by MrsR but used by us both...

This is named, for obvious reasons, Madge.  Actually it's both handy and fun.

How fast does it go mister? 😁

[Low Horatio gearbox]

Finally getting my mojo and go back after 6 months plus of  "meh".

(I was going to post in the grumpy thread but apparently I need to be more positive..🤦🏻‍♂️🎻)

[eddyramrod]

24 minutes ago, Sunny Jim said:

How fast does it go mister? 😁

A dizzy 4mph!

[320touring]

1 hour ago, eddyramrod said:

New addition to the fleet, modelled here by MrsR but used by us both...

This is named, for obvious reasons, Madge.  Actually it's both handy and fun

Good to see Eddy, hope it is useful for you both!

[DSdriver]

3 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

New addition to the fleet, modelled here by MrsR but used by us both...

This is named, for obvious reasons, Madge.  Actually it's both handy and fun.

Was beige not on the colour options list?

[Ghosty]

Finally actually got my ADHD diagnosis in writing after seeing the nurse at the clinic instead of the psychologist, who turned out never to have properly finished my diagnosis. Nurse was loads better at her job. 

I'm really fucking pleased, 'cause the check up revealed my blood pressure is back to normal (was pretty high in winter), and since Christmas I've lost 16kg - two and a half stone 

[Wack]

[eddyramrod]

2 hours ago, DSdriver said:

Was beige not on the colour options list?

It's "used" so there's no option list...

[barmatt]

On 6/14/2022 at 7:32 AM, MikeR said:

Interesting bit of kit ...

 

fantastic things the Shannon's, do 40+knots and like a bloody spaceship inside.

Mate of mine just finished his final exam to be the chief mechanic on the one here when it comes in a couple of months. 

 

[paulplom]

I'm 50 today and going to the plate day at Newcastle races. Plumbase where I get my gear from gave me two tickets with a value of £700.

Champagne reception, three course dinner, drink as much as you want, evening meal then Pete Tong and his 65 piece orchestra later on. 

I know nowt about horses (good thing right?) but usually have a flutter maybe a £5er a race with seven races.

A mate owes a favour so is picking us up at 11. I fitted a bannister for her auntie so she is picking us up later on.

https://www.newcastle-racecourse.co.uk/whats-on/northumberland-plate-ft.-pete-tong-live-after-racing

[paulplom]

I'll get some pics if I last that long.

[danthecapriman]

Got a dreaded HM revenue & customs letter this morning. Usually not a nice thing to find on your doormat, meaning you owe them something!

Opened it up to find, shockingly, they owe me £1800!! And they found the error and contacted me about it! 
Overpaid tax apparently. Nice little bonus I wasn’t expecting.

Im off to eBay to look for things to spend it on😆

[Markeh]

I've fortunately seen both the Ministry of Sound orchestra and Pete Tong and the Heritage orchestra and they're both incredible live. Well worth trying to be still alive at the end of the night for!

[paulplom]

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

[Timewaster]

But,.... What........  Who........ Is that ......?

 

No.

 

Just no.

[paulplom]

Meant to be me, her and the dog.

[TataBobu]

Why were you pictured as a ballchinian?

[Tenmil Socket]

3 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

Apart from everything else going on, what's with the cling film?

[Wack]

6 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

There’s quite a bit going on that’s for sure! is the artist only allowed out at weekends under supervision , I can’t imagine having that displayed anywhere prominent 

[paulplom]

No idea with the cling film. That's the only bit that doesn't have any meaning. We do shop in tescos though.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Did the artist read a lot of Viz during their adolescence? 

[Spurious]

[RoverFolkUs]

I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦

Said post has obviously disappeared now! 

[Stanky]

5 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I kid you not this exact person posted up yesterday asking for someone cheaper than £200 as they'd put petrol into a diesel 🤦

Said post has obviously disappeared now! 

Free? Like actually free or 'free-to-reel-you-in-then-actually-£500' Free? If the former, then just to show them what a weapons-grade cretin they are, its well worth taking it off their hands, calling WBAC and having it HIAB'd away and pocketing the £300+ IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE like a winner.

[Tenmil Socket]

I’m just out walking the dog and I spotted this magnificent piece of street art.

[catsinthewelder]

 

15 hours till the race and the gaffer has decided it would look better with mirrors.

So where can we get those?

Need to not crash as it's booked out on hire on Tuesday Monday.

Edit 

Looks like we should have fitted wipers.

Edit 2

Passed scrutineering

[RoverFolkUs]

20 minutes ago, Stanky said:

Free? Like actually free or 'free-to-reel-you-in-then-actually-£500' Free? If the former, then just to show them what a weapons-grade cretin they are, its well worth taking it off their hands, calling WBAC and having it HIAB'd away and pocketing the £300+ IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE like a winner.

It's the latter, everyone's favourite!

"Looking for offers" 🙄

[Stanky]

1 minute ago, RoverFolkUs said:

It's the latter, everyone's favourite!

"Looking for offers" 🙄

FFS.

[gm]

8 hours ago, paulplom said:

Partner had a drawing comissioned for me. I'm fingering my dog's arsehole for some reason.

She sent a load of photos and info and this is what he drew.

It says a lot about us.

happy birthday @paulplom i’ve never seen anything quite like that ! 

[MikeR]

man logic

I think we need 2 cars , in case no 1 car breaks of which I am a named driver

I think we need 2 cars so I can have my own insurance and drive other cars incase no 1 car breaks

I think we need 2 cars so the wife wont go ape shit  when no 1 car breaks and I cant drive any other car ..

 

No 1 car clutch release bearing has just started sqealing ...