What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[RoverFolkUs]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZML3oVyaB/

 

 

[inconsistant]

J Toynbee is a woman and that's the letter she was typing while sat at the desk in the showroom on the original Autoshite landing page. 

[Crackers]

Massive thunderstorm overhead tonight. I should be asleep in preparation for a uni exam tomorrow. This is better. 

I've not seen the sky lighting up like this for a good few years. Storm's getting closer by the minute... I could watch this all night. 

 

[Crackers]

And just quickly as it arrived... It's moved on up north. 

[beko1987]

We supposedly had that in Thame overnight but we all slept right through it! 

[Remspoor]

[angle]

No photos, but apparently someone has painted 'WELCOME TO LUTON' in big white letters...

... in a field under the final approach to Gatwick. 

[Crackers]

After last night's thunderstorm and downpour... We get this. 

It has its upsides and downsides, but this area really is something else on a summer evening. 

[Remspoor]

20 hours ago, Crackers said:

And just quickly as it arrived... It's moved on up north. 

That is the Conservatives levelling up for you.

[reb]

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

[LeahStornes]

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/amp/couch-me-if-you-can-sofa-laden-driver-pulled-over-on-m20-267445/

 

Just to prove it's possible to fit a sofa in a car

 

 

[Mr Pastry]

6 minutes ago, reb said:

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

Before I looked at that I had a feeling I knew what it referred to! 

[AnnoyingPentium]

10 minutes ago, reb said:

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

You only don't want to know because you'd try it. 🤣

[reb]

1 minute ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

You only don't want to know because you'd try it. 🤣

Mate, the only reason I've not tried is because I don't have any lightbulbs.

[High Jetter]

I could suck a 380 or 382. Y, tho?

[AnnoyingPentium]

What makes me grin? @High Jetter nearly getting a full house Yahtzee. 😆

[High Jetter]

It did? You need to get out more! Yahtzee is ok, but Texas hold'em is better!

[LightBulbFun]

1 hour ago, reb said:

Mate, the only reason I've not tried is because I don't have any lightbulbs.

you mean not everyone has a literal closet full of lightbulbs like I do?  

and this picture was taken mid reorganisation, a good number more have been crammed into the empty spaces seen, and obviously does not account for all my fluorescent tubes either

and because I could not help myself heres a picture I took 3 minutes ago

actually quite proud of the amount I have managed to Tetris in there  

[reb]

Just now, LightBulbFun said:

you mean not everyone has a literal closet full of lightbulbs like I do?  

and this picture was taken mid reorganisation, a good number more have been crammed into the empty spaces seen, and obviously does not account for all my fluorescent tubes either

and because I could not help myself heres a picture I took 3 minutes ago

actually quite proud of the amount I have managed to Tetris in there  

Are you going to test it then?

[LightBulbFun]

5 minutes ago, reb said:

Are you going to test it then?

you do realise that a standard size incandescent lightbulb is 60Mm wide right?

you would have to have a very flexible lower jaw! LOL

[808 Estate]

 

[omegod]

13 hours ago, reb said:

I would ask our resident expert if this is true, but I'm not sure I want to know.

There was a possible urban myth of a student getting taken to A&E in a cab with a light bulb in his gob, the  driver took the piss out of him on the way but turned up himself an hour later in the same situation......resist the temptation  just in case  

[AnnoyingPentium]

Went for an interview yesterday. Got a call half an hour ago. Landed the job.

[reb]

2 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Went for an interview yesterday. Got a call half an hour ago. Landed the job.

I've got about 90% of the jobs I've ever interviewed for. The 10% I didn't are the ones I actually wanted.

[AnnoyingPentium]

2 minutes ago, reb said:

I've got about 90% of the jobs I've ever interviewed for. The 10% I didn't are the ones I actually wanted.

This post is the only one that's even offered me an interview. It's full-time seasonal work (valeting) to keep me occupied during the summer.

[reb]

8 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

This post is the only one that's even offered me an interview. It's full-time seasonal work (valeting) to keep me occupied during the summer.

Sounds like a 100% interview success rate to me!

[808 Estate]

Dont try this at home.

 

 

[Leyland Worldmaster]

😂

[Fumbler]

2 cars, 1 floorpan

[angle]

Less than six months apart.