What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Jerzy Woking]

3 minutes ago, face said:

This, is fucking incredible.

Im still struggling to accept it actually happened.

Close you eyes and it all sounds the same. Brilliant.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 minutes ago, Jerzy Woking said:

Close you eyes and it all sounds the same. Brilliant.

The man of a thousand voices....every single one of them the same. Wonder if he's also tone deaf, being a politician.

[cort1977]

My former senator. A man so lacking in integrity that he backed Trump after he implied he was an illegal immigrant and insulted his wife and father.

Recently caught jetting off to Mexico when half of Texas was without electricity. 

So yeah, a little tone deaf.

[Jerzy Woking]

He appears to have made more that a few cock ups during his political career

[somewhatfoolish]

One of the few truths to pass out of the hole in Trump's face is the epithet "lyin' Ted Cruz".

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Finding shit like this. Saved me many pounds... 

https://www.instructables.com/HOW-TO-FIX-A-ZIPPER-NO-REPLACE/

[wuvvum]

Those Hellcat motors are quite a thing.  I was watching a YouTube video yesterday of a Durango with a Hellcat engine shitting all over a Lamborghini Urus.

[Wilko220]

https://www.facebook.com/national.co.uk/photos/a.308949109131397/5869133309779588/?type=3
 

 

[808 Estate]

[Remspoor]

Dogs can't make their mind up. Screen shot from Google News.

[myglaren]

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

On 4/10/2021 at 3:30 PM, cort1977 said:

My former senator. A man so lacking in integrity that he backed Trump after he implied he was an illegal immigrant and insulted his wife and father.

Recently caught jetting off to Mexico when half of Texas was without electricity. 

So yeah, a little tone deaf.

I read somewhere about his pre-Congress legal career.  Apparently he was very, very good at what he did.

The article then followed up saying that he 'got that far, despite the fact that he has the personality of Ted Cruz'.  Yeah.  Tone deaf charlatan.  Nothing to see here...

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

[iainrcz]

This just cheered me up.

Looking at car insurance, obviously cheaper = better.

So this little beauty pops up -  £3,068.31.

I'll type that again - £3,068.31

For a year's insurance for a 40 year old bloke with about 20 years no claims. I think a tenth of that is about where I want to be.

 

Holy fuck my sides still hurt from laughing.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

Should have been Thai'd down....

[Banger Kenny]

@loserone

Finally!

 

 

I know it's sharing space with the Petrolblog plug in "Sticker Corner"

- but I felt "Banger Kenny Likes This" would be at home on the bottom right hand side corner of the screen..

[loserone]

[Aston Martin]

Forged steelies.

 

 

[myglaren]

7 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Forged steelies.

 

 

Forged as in:-

[High Jetter]

:groan:

[Parky]

Officially qualified investment adviser.  To quote China’s largest manufacturer of union flags, thank fuck.

 

[Wack]

You have got to be fucking kidding me 

[Aston Martin]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9465205/Coleshill-house-Grandmother-58-complains-lorries-A466-shake-350-000-dream-home.html

 

The amount of new builds I see on a main road is ridiculous.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

....The amount of new builds I see on a main road is ridiculous.

Not half as ridiculous as the number of new-builds on flood plains.

[iainrcz]

Today I learned I was posh

Apparently in Grimsby saying you like Samphire qualifies you as "a posh cunt"

[myglaren]

[iainrcz]

Reminds me of the joke:

Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked it would get mugged.

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[Dippy]

On 4/11/2021 at 8:46 AM, Wilko220 said:

https://www.facebook.com/national.co.uk/photos/a.308949109131397/5869133309779588/?type=3
 

 

Should av used black sealant for a proper repair.

[wuvvum]

7 hours ago, myglaren said:

A Capri with rear discs?  What sorcery is this?

 

Edit:  And 5-stud wheels...