What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[wuvvum]

Enjoy it while it lasts - before you know it he'll be a teenager and you won't be able to get him out of bed for love nor money.

[xtriple]

When Kyle was a young'un (about 4 -5) he used to come in and wake me 'come on Daddy, wake up, it's mornin' time' because the night was no longer dark. What he didn't realise was that it got light at about 4:30 A.M. and I was in no mood to get up! By the time he was 10, getting him to bed was a nightmare but getting him up in the morning...was near impossible! Weekends I just let him get on with it - he'd be up watching kids TV, wrapped in his duvet witha couple of dogs on the sofa and a cup of tea he'd made himself... and a slack handful of custard creams.

Bastard wouldn't make me a cup of tea at any time and getting a custard cream off the sod was like extracting a tenner from a tramp!

[DVee8]

Can you remember the Peugeot 20p handbrake? Well here is the Fiat 500 version 

[loserone]

1 hour ago, xtriple said:

the night was no longer dark.

We've just bought our kids a clock where you can set a daytime / nighttime colour change time, so they can watch the pictures of moon and see how long they need to stay in bed. 

 

The four year old got up yesterday and ran around the upstairs shouting "only one moon left, it's nearly time to get up but I must go back to bed!"  This woke the two year old who then needed breakfast.

[beko1987]

38 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

Can you remember the Peugeot 20p handbrake? Well here is the Fiat 500 version 

Ffs put it back, you'll never sell it now

Wonder if that cars still on the road? 405 wasn't it? 

[DVee8]

9 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Ffs put it back, you'll never sell it now

Wonder if that cars still on the road? 405 wasn't it? 

Yeah I think it was, can't remember who the owner was.

[loserone]

It was in the eBay bargains thread in 2013, an off the road 1.6 406 saloon which the seller was convinced was worth a fortune.  eBay listings sadly now long gone.

[Wack]

[hairnet]

wanted to watch the 55 customline fast and loud as WANT only snippets on youtube but only of the aston part

but saw this and even 4 door still would

 

[myglaren]

7 hours ago, DVee8 said:

Can you remember the Peugeot 20p handbrake? Well here is the Fiat 500 version 

Inflation!

[MikeR]

this looked interesting ...

 

[strangeangel]

The BX not being the villain for a change! 

 

 

(The Panda's battery had shat itself)

 

[xtriple]

Lady next door has just brought me a HUGE slice of cake, cheesecake at that, because today is my birthday (   ) I have many, many presents including a new mattress (memory foam, effin' comfortable as I am laying on it now) a new hoover, and a new toilet seat! The toilet seat to replace the cracked one that was here when I moved in... 7 years ago! It was one of those that occasionally bit your arse which is not what you want when taking the strain!

I have made the effort (not that sort) and fitted it so after  two thirds of a decade of toilet dancing, I can sit and contemplate in peace and comfort  

Also got socks and knickers etc, decided the dogs have bought me new wiper blades (Phoebe who is much more generous) and a can of Waxoyl from Chester who considers buying presents for anyone other than himself a total waste of money!

[High Jetter]

Happy Birthday, glad you'll have a more comfortable year ahead.

[DSdriver]

Mrs DS regaled a story  a story which I had never heard before of her being stuck in a DS which wouldn't start and some chap offering to give her a push start. They got up to walking speed and he instructed her to  let the clutch up... to which she replied "it hasn't got a clutch pedal".

[robinmasters]

On 10/28/2020 at 6:01 PM, horriblemercedes said:

 

I saw this a while ago (probably about two years). I would've loved to learn to drive in an Astra GTE, lucky git

The registration is actually saying F***YEA

[Wack]

Comedy gold

The worst album covers of all time 

https://www.pocket-lint.com/apps/news/134579-worst-album-cover-art-of-all-time-you-won-t-believe-number-34

That has to be a bloke in a wig

 

Out trumped 

 

[beko1987]

16 hours ago, xtriple said:

 my birthday (   ) new hoover

Excellent present to receive too! 

[LightBulbFun]

not sure if I should be posting this in the truck shite thread or not LOL

"multi axle+ artic" sounds like one hell of a Jag XK LOL

[Floatylight]

Random fb ads made me chuckle this morning 

[strangeangel]

8 hours ago, Wack said:

Comedy gold

The worst album covers of all time 

https://www.pocket-lint.com/apps/news/134579-worst-album-cover-art-of-all-time-you-won-t-believe-number-34

That has to be a bloke in a wig

 

Out trumped 

 

 

If you liked this post, then you will almost certainly enjoy the Mr Weird and Wacky Blog, where you can see and hear records by similar nutjobs.

 

 

[cobblers]

I've just won a 360bhp AWD Skoda Citigo from Darkside Developments competition! Fucking amazing!

https://www.darksidedevelopments.co.uk/citigo-4-motion-2-0-tdi-16v-common-rail/

 

I can swap it for 2nd prize (300bhp Ibiza) if I'd rather, they say

Edit: Holy shit:

 

[Coprolalia]

2 minutes ago, cobblers said:

I've just won a 360bhp AWD Skoda Citigo from Darkside Developments competition! Fucking amazing!

https://www.darksidedevelopments.co.uk/citigo-4-motion-2-0-tdi-16v-common-rail/

 

I can swap it for 2nd prize (300bhp Ibiza) if I'd rather, they say

Amazing, congrats mate!

[loserone]

That looks mint.  Road legal?

[Wack]

38 minutes ago, cobblers said:

I've just won a 360bhp AWD Skoda Citigo from Darkside Developments competition! Fucking amazing!

https://www.darksidedevelopments.co.uk/citigo-4-motion-2-0-tdi-16v-common-rail/

 

I can swap it for 2nd prize (300bhp Ibiza) if I'd rather, they say

Edit: Holy shit:

 

Brilliant

 

39 minutes ago, cobblers said:

I've just won a 360bhp AWD Skoda Citigo from Darkside Developments competition! Fucking amazing!

https://www.darksidedevelopments.co.uk/citigo-4-motion-2-0-tdi-16v-common-rail/

 

I can swap it for 2nd prize (300bhp Ibiza) if I'd rather, they say

Edit: Holy shit:

 

26 and 44 please

 

[cobblers]

2 minutes ago, loserone said:

That looks mint.  Road legal?

Yup! Ideal for going and getting some shopping, very very quickly.

[louiepj]

Congratulations on the win!!!
That is awesome, I also entered the competition; for the Ibiza rather than the CitiGo though.

[Wack]

4 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Yup! Ideal for going and getting some shopping, very very quickly.

Ask them if they know anything about boxer vans when you pick it up

[cobblers]

I wonder if it'll fit in the back?

[High Jetter]

Well done that man! Will there be a coleksion fred or is it home delivery?