What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Roobarb]

18 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

That’s not your Dad’s car is it...?

[beko1987]

Our postman's just been, has a fucking jumper coat and hat on... It's so hot plastic things are melting in the bloody sun today! 

[Wack]

I'm at oulton park

Just saw this on facebook 

[Roobarb]

Just been to the land of broken English... 

Picked up a few pics of interesting spelling. I’ll post them as I dig through my phone pics. 

Boty massage anyone?

Fancy department store full of nice ladies making big promises. Bet that stops once they get married...

Probably something to do with last nights spicy Hong Kong hot pot. 

Teenie Weeni? Bit rude. He can’t help having a little weenie. 

Expensive bling for your mingr. 

[myglaren]

6 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Our postman's just been, has a fucking jumper coat and hat on... It's so hot plastic things are melting in the bloody sun today! 

On days like this my next door neighbour goes running with several pairs of sports pants, jumpers, hoodies and wooly hats on.

[andy18s]

Found my 1st wild Tortoise since moving out here

Grabbed a few pics as we moved it to the other side of the busy road

Not something you see every day....

[richardmorris]

Just watched hubnuts twk failure with the spark plug. Did make me laugh watching DW running alongside pushing it uphill with the engine running. Sorry Ian. 

Also from the same video, a tappy tappet, is a happy tappet. Although, perhaps they were more sloppy than tappy. .25 ?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

32 minutes ago, myglaren said:

On days like this my next door neighbour goes running with several pairs of sports pants, jumpers, hoodies and wooly hats on.

Cheap way of losing weight, I suppose.

[Cavcraft]

Be pretty surprised if the caravan was much newer than the car, but had a lovely time in North Norfolk as ever.

 

[richardmorris]

Someone’s pinched your wheels.

[brownnova]

The boy had a mate over and they wanted a gaming chair... 

So I just took the back seat out of the 2CV job jobbed. 

[hairnet]

so last week - helmet is fucked need new helmet - must look at j and s website to look at some

weds oh not done that must do that

just now

finally after a week - looking

ffs def getting old  just like that @Slartibartfast gadge

[MikeKnight]

On 6/28/2019 at 4:31 PM, Jerzy Woking said:

I'd be really worried about that, as my mum's dead.

[hairnet]

promise of a shag?

driving a corsa

hahahahahahaha no wai

[dozeydustman]

I will never unsee this

[brownnova]

At the risk of this just becoming a ‘sharing funny memes’ page... 

[Bren]

Forces TV. Space 1999, UFO, special branch. Fab tv. It suits the 70's decor of british forces married quarters.

[Redfred]

23 minutes ago, Bren said:

Forces TV. Space 1999, UFO, special branch. Fab tv. It suits the 70's decor of british forces married quarters.

Been watching The Equalizer on there too!

[Jerzy Woking]

The wheels on this AMG 55

 

[beko1987]

Got the tent out of the loft where its been since I got back from shitefest drying out (dew) 

All rolled up into its bag ready for the FOD camp out next month. I need to weed the front garden too... 

[LightBulbFun]

17 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

I need to pave over the front garden for more chod too... 

FTFY 

[Cavcraft]

Ninth birthday today.

 

[Bucketeer]

Happy Birthday Dave Lee Cartland.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

To my great surprise, the passenger "door open' light has decided to start working, some 21 months after buying the car. There is hope for the driver's side yet!!

[angle]

7 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

The wheels on this AMG 55

 

The wheels on this granada (apologies for crappy photo, Tesco car park spot) 

[auntiemaryscanary]

Just makes me smile. It's round the corner from my mum's. A Rover 75 next to it with a missing rear bumper.

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

To my great surprise, the passenger "door open' light has decided to start working, some 21 months after buying the car. There is hope for the driver's side yet!!

have you cleaned up the door switch? 

[Craig the Princess]

1 hour ago, auntiemaryscanary said:

Just makes me smile. It's round the corner from my mum's. A Rover 75 next to it with a missing rear bumper.

That tax disc is either much closer than the van or something weird is going on.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

45 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

have you cleaned up the door switch? 

Yes. Several times now.

[anonymous user]

3 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

To my great surprise, the passenger "door open' light has decided to start working, some 21 months after buying the car. There is hope for the driver's side yet!!

But were any doors open at the time?