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Does it come up on my signature? 

If it does it’s not cos I put it there ! 

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Vegan or not is irrelevant  it's all dependant where they fall on the bell end scale.

Sounds like Steve was about a 7/10 in      bell-end-ness

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Does it come up on my signature? 

If it does it’s not cos I put it there ! 

No it doesn't, I was meaning apple people in general.

The ones I know have to tell you they have a new one, and they cost more than my first 3 cars put together!

 

As for vegans, my Mrs works in a shoe shop.

They have the "I'm a vegan" clan in every so often, they buy leather shoes.

 

 

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25 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Why do vegans have to let you know that they are ?

Much like pilots in my experience.

The vast majority don’t but it’s obviously a self selecting group that you remember. In my experience they are also the ones most likely not to worry about leather shoes, gelatine in sweets etc. There is an equivalent in any group, I bet there are people who drive old cars who tell anyone in a modern how shite they are etc etc. I wonder where we could find them? ;-)  What pisses me off about the holier than though vegan type is that they make it less likely that others will reduce their meat intake. I only eat meat one a week if that now, but fucked if I am going to be spouting off about it (suppose I sort of just did but you know what I mean). There are many good reasons for reducing meat intake, the say so of some irritating twat isn't one of them. They obviously have nothing more interesting in their lives.

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18 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

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That’s not your Dad’s car is it...?

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Our postman's just been, has a fucking jumper coat and hat on... It's so hot plastic things are melting in the bloody sun today! 

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Just been to the land of broken English... 

Picked up a few pics of interesting spelling. I’ll post them as I dig through my phone pics. 

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Boty massage anyone?

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Fancy department store full of nice ladies making big promises. Bet that stops once they get married...

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Probably something to do with last nights spicy Hong Kong hot pot. 

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Teenie Weeni? Bit rude. He can’t help having a little weenie. 

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Expensive bling for your mingr. 

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6 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Our postman's just been, has a fucking jumper coat and hat on... It's so hot plastic things are melting in the bloody sun today! 

On days like this my next door neighbour goes running with several pairs of sports pants, jumpers, hoodies and wooly hats on.

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Found my 1st wild Tortoise since moving out here

Grabbed a few pics as we moved it to the other side of the busy road

Not something you see every day....

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Just watched hubnuts twk failure with the spark plug. Did make me laugh watching DW running alongside pushing it uphill with the engine running. Sorry Ian. 

Also from the same video, a tappy tappet, is a happy tappet. Although, perhaps they were more sloppy than tappy. .25 ?

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32 minutes ago, myglaren said:

On days like this my next door neighbour goes running with several pairs of sports pants, jumpers, hoodies and wooly hats on.

Cheap way of losing weight, I suppose.

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Be pretty surprised if the caravan was much newer than the car, but had a lovely time in North Norfolk as ever.

Image may contain: car, sky and outdoor

 

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Someone’s pinched your wheels.

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The boy had a mate over and they wanted a gaming chair... 

So I just took the back seat out of the 2CV job jobbed. 

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so last week - helmet is fucked need new helmet - must look at j and s website to look at some

weds oh not done that must do that

just now

finally after a week - looking

ffs def getting old :D just like that @Slartibartfast gadge :D

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On 6/28/2019 at 4:31 PM, Jerzy Woking said:

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I'd be really worried about that, as my mum's dead.

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At the risk of this just becoming a ‘sharing funny memes’ page... 

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Forces TV. Space 1999, UFO, special branch. Fab tv. It suits the 70's decor of british forces married quarters.

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23 minutes ago, Bren said:

Forces TV. Space 1999, UFO, special branch. Fab tv. It suits the 70's decor of british forces married quarters.

Been watching The Equalizer on there too!

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The wheels on this AMG 55

 

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Got the tent out of the loft where its been since I got back from shitefest drying out (dew) 

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All rolled up into its bag ready for the FOD camp out next month. I need to weed the front garden too... 

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17 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

I need to pave over the front garden for more chod too... 

FTFY :mrgreen:

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Ninth birthday today.

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To my great surprise, the passenger "door open' light has decided to start working, some 21 months after buying the car. There is hope for the driver's side yet!!

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7 hours ago, Jerzy Woking said:

The wheels on this AMG 55

 

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The wheels on this granada (apologies for crappy photo, Tesco car park spot) 

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Just makes me smile. It's round the corner from my mum's. A Rover 75 next to it with a missing rear bumper.

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