paulplom Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 FB_IMG_1551189691619.jpgMy mate has just sent me that. Not sure wether it's a piss take or a compliment! Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
hairnet Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Straight vod in a mineral water bottle?you can take the man outta chester The Moog 1
tommytwo Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Reading all these grins on here reminded me of something that happened some time ago now. The company where I was working was going through much change that we were finding very stressful. So plenty of people signed off sick and soon we were down to half strength in the workshop. The company hired two medical professionals to give every employee a medical examination. So two of us get called to the sick bay, get a full physical, and then get passed on to a nurse for further tests. One of the tests was for lung function. My friend John was always a joker but this time, he went much further than I would have done. He went first on the lung test but this was not good enough for the nurse, who grabbed the tube from him and said, "NO. Not like that. You do it like this" and she demonstrated how to do it. John pipes up and says " You wouldn't be any good for a blow job" I was shocked and also the nurse, who seemed to rock back on her feet. But quick as a flash, she recovered and replied, "I haven't had any complaints" We all were laughing so hard that that part of the examination was never completed. Looking back now on my working life, I have had the privilege of working with some great people. Supernaut, myglaren, eddyramrod and 2 others 5
wuvvum Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Worzel_Gummidge lost animated film. - has me on YouTube. Classic - big smiles. Have to show munchkin………When my parents were first married they lived over the road from John Pertwee. True story.
kinkersaab Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Bugger sorry chaps...was on my phone and didn't bother scrolling back. Jim Bell 1
fordperv Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Roobarb, Sheefag and 2 others 5
PhilA Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 Driving to work at 2am in the lashing rain, howling wind with a sky lit up blue and purple by the lightning, with Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald playing. Phil myglaren, Datsuncog and Sheefag 3
Aston Martin Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 Jeremy Vine is intolerable... But today we had a dogging call in so.....
Remspoor Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 CmlanKmWEAABfxO.jpgI laughed at the very poor photo shopping.
eddyramrod Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 I got a letter today asking me to go for a job interview in two weeks! Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, anonymous user, paulplom and 19 others 22
loserone Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 Hope you're driving to it Eddy mrbenn, LightBulbFun, danthecapriman and 1 other 4
eddyramrod Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 So do I!!!!!!! mrbenn, LightBulbFun and busmansholiday 3
omegod Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 Spotted this outside the local scrappy, an old guy who works there was sitting in it looking very proud of his creation, yes that is Lambo doors and side exit exhaust fitted to a shitty Pug diesel estate, I didn't have the balls to take a frontal shot but it had to be seen to be believed, it's in use jumpingjehovahs, Datsuncog, Lacquer Peel and 3 others 6
mrbenn Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 I got a letter today asking me to go for a job interview in two weeks! Bloody good luck, Eddy! What's the job?
richardmorris Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 From the swinley MTB pages on Facebook. Brodders, Sheefag, mrbenn and 1 other 4
eddyramrod Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 Bloody good luck, Eddy! What's the job?I don't want to put any kind of jinx on it yet...(But thank you, anyway ) mrbenn 1
cort16 Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 Some great old car trade pictures on car sales memes https://www.facebook.com/carsalesmemes/ Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Remspoor, MorrisItalSLX and 16 others 19
Kiltox Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 FFS Beko, out of order m8 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47391080 mrbenn, myglaren, Eddie Honda and 3 others 6
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 FFS Beko, out of order m8 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47391080How do you think I got a boot full of parts to fix my car the week before payday... Anyway, James made me do it mrbenn and myglaren 2
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Turncoat bastard dobbed me in. I'll be out one day if your listening, I'll rip the motor from your stupid non cord rewind head with a lump hammer whilst you sleep The Moog, davehedgehog31, Kiltox and 1 other 4
Kiltox Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Always thought James was a wrong ‘un mrbenn and beko1987 2
purplebargeken Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 The CQC are due to visit our Trust Very Soon. I have informed my management team that I intend to answer each question the CQC person may ask thusly: 'I believe that may be an ecumenical matter'. I see no flaw with this plan, especially as I retire in 57 days. GrumpiusMaximus, M'coli, myglaren and 15 others 18
anonymous user Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Hopefully you will not do a full Father Jack if you get fed up with the questions SiC and purplebargeken 2
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 AA fun this morning, got our renewal letter yesterday, £29 a month... Called up, best they can do is £24 a month sir, of course we are more expensive than our competitors (I read him my green flag quote for £14.50 a month) as we are the best blah blah added services blah blah we can fix your car at the roadside if you have an accident (WTF, how does that work. "Oh hi, yea I hit a tree at 65mph could you rebuild the front end of my car so I can continue my journey?) OK, thanks, please cancelBut,,,CANCEL. PLEASE. NOW Amy's ears pricked up at this point as I was on loudspeaker as I was on the laptop at the time, I could see her mouthing 'are you sure, what are you doing?'. Told her to watch, as I couldnt talk as they can still hear me even though I'm on hold whilst he cancels. 'OK Mr Watson, that's cancelled for you, however if I could ju... *ping, cancellation email* "Have a good day, bye" - hang up Amy then worries that I've cancelled the breakdown cover, she's obviously come to like it as a safety net, remembering me having to use it in the past (ZX collection, Xantia cambelt failure). Hang on, why have I got an email from the AA welcoming me? Because as soon as the cancellation email came through, I hit buy on an identical policy, same cover, same cars, same bank account... but in Amys name. £15 a month Welcome to the AA love, I'm off to work, bye! Chancing fuckers! Supernaut, HarmonicCheeseburger, GrumpiusMaximus and 8 others 11
Kiltox Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 £15 a month? Autoaid is £44 a year Craig the Princess, loserone and Rusty_Rocket 3
loserone Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Is that home assist too or coming with a warranty or something?
Sheefag Posted February 28, 2019 Posted February 28, 2019 Some great old car trade pictures on car sales memes https://www.facebook.com/carsalesmemes/Free Cockbooks. Now that's how you to drag the punters in. somewhatfoolish 1
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