What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[wuvvum]

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46976834

[Wack]

Weather reporters reviewed by Ozzy Man

[John F]

Hnnnnng!

[purplebargeken]

The £600 mini digger bloke now has a clear and possibly outstanding career pathway in the demolition industry. 

[somewhatfoolish]

Scorchio.

[Sir Snipes]

The £600 mini digger bloke now has a clear and possibly outstanding career pathway in the demolition industry.

H&S will probably send him to the slammer for a few years and he'll never get on a site again.

[The_Equalizer]

H&S will probably send him to the slammer for a few years and he'll never get on a site again.

 

Exactly. He will now lack his liberty as well as a wage packet.

[Sheefag]

Scorchio.

 

Boutros Boutros Ghali.

[myglaren]

Russian humour

https://www.facebook.com/JuliaGilasOfficial/videos/2192185931040929/

[somewhatfoolish]

Boutros Boutros Ghali.

Kethethethe, Chris Waddle.

[Ghosty]

Bonbonbonbons!

[dollywobbler]

My mate has just bought this rather lovely ZX Volcane automatic. An odd mix, but a very nice car actually. Love that it's parked next to another nineties classic.

[angle]

Office email, reproduced verbatim:

 

'Good afternoon all,

 

Please be careful when leaving the office, as there is a gentleman in the Travelodge throwing mugs out of the window.

 

Best regards

 

Susan'

[clayts450]

No fags since Tuesday morning.

 

Thought this would be a lot tougher than it is.

 

Other than vaping not providing quite the same level of instant nicotine hit, it's proceeding well without too much grumpiness or phlegmy coughing and I'm plugging the gap nicely with a low level drip feed of fruit-infused nicotine.

 

I suppose being off work (and away from the pub) helps enormously.

 

So far so good.

[Fumbler]

Bonbonbonbons!

Baby pork cylinders

[Kiltox]

Office email, reproduced verbatim:

 

'Good afternoon all,

 

Please be careful when leaving the office, as there is a gentleman in the Travelodge throwing mugs out of the window.

 

Best regards

 

Susan'

Liverpool vs Bristol summed up rather well there

[Eddie Honda]

Mystery meat, egg 'n' ham slabs

[Guest Hooli]

[anonymous user]

Earlier on the M4 I passed an LDV Sherpa thing, The one rear door had a lovely painting of The Scream on the window, the other rear window the rather more frightening message Love for Sale.

[DeeJay]

[Guest Hooli]

[Ghosty]

It's 7am and I'm pissed, but I think my mum's finally come round to my way of thinking, and seen that I'm doing my best. 

Christ, my life is a wreck.

[Remspoor]

My mate has just bought this rather lovely ZX Volcane automatic. An odd mix, but a very nice car actually. Love that it's parked next to another nineties classic.

 

No pressure, but when is the video going to be released?

 

[Remspoor]

this, as seen on the TV series Sex Education (episode 3)

Should add the series in not bad either.

[Guest Hooli]

A warning for the SVM...

 

https://www.dgwgo.com/dumfries-galloway-news/haggis-worrying-an-offence-dog-owners-warned/?fbclid=IwAR3NQ8DMRH8_595edSkNVvhn-0c6T3-vZDy7HjFV4Ek1FaXG9DgLdnoAB_c

[Tamworthbay]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=puEPO3qMf5I

 

Good old Hermes

[purplebargeken]

 

 

It's 7am and I'm pissed

 

That's fucking outstanding work there Ghosty. I think I may have been pissed at 7am once. Only once mind and that was in 1990.

[dozeydustman]

No fags since Tuesday morning.

 

Thought this would be a lot tougher than it is.

 

Other than vaping not providing quite the same level of instant nicotine hit, it's proceeding well without too much grumpiness or phlegmy coughing and I'm plugging the gap nicely with a low level drip feed of fruit-infused nicotine.

 

I suppose being off work (and away from the pub) helps enormously.

 

So far so good.

 

Well done sir! I've had about 40 cigarettes since the end of October, mainly when I've had a drink or I've ponced one off someone when stressed.

 

With the vaping, you can get a nic-shot flavourless liquid to add a bit extra to your puffer, it helps my sub-ohm vaper as you can't put stronger than a 6mg in it without the flavours burning your mouth, but the nic shot gives that extra kick without the burning sensation.

 

Don't worry if you fall off the wagon from time to time, it happens!

[95 quid Peugeot]

I purchased my 2nd fine steed from Chrisjvm of this parish a couple of weeks ago

Weekend tinkering new discs and pads all round. Mot passed with flying colours, boat pushed out and a couple of replacement tyres on the front.

A well sorted Saab 9-3 floppy top 1.8t. 150bhp

However 30min trip to Long Eaton and 20min tinker in a garage now 225bhp

[loserone]

That's fucking outstanding work there Ghosty. I think I may have been pissed at 7am once. Only once mind and that was in 1990.

Ghosty being pissed in 1990 would explain a lot

 

(Not meant, obviously)