What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[robinmasters]

Drum brakes are great, apart from that cunting spring.

[Jim Bell]

You cant Beat drum brakes.

[Bucketeer]

You cant Beat drum brakes.

They cymbalise all that is wrong with today's society. I blame the bongovernment.

[The Moog]

They cymbalise all that is wrong with today's society. I blame the bongovernment.

Snares nothing to them. All these complaints are Bass less

[wuvvum]

FFS, it's too early for this shit.

[Des]

You cant Beat drum brakes.

But then how else will I get the drum off?

[Jim Bell]

Snares nothing to them. All these complaints are Bass less

Ill Stick to discs mate. Doing my pads Tom-Tom-orrow.

[Jim Bell]

FFS, it's too early for this shit.

False. Its always the Tripple Time for drum puns.

[Jim Bell]

Though we may now be percussion our luck.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

FFS, it's too early for this shit.

No need to get on your high hat..

[Sloth in a bowl]

At this rate we will just be xylophoning the jokes in.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

My gf just took her first look at autoshite over my shoulder.......

'No wonder you're a fucking weirdo' as she toddles off back to work.......

 

Thanks fellas.

[The Moog]

My gf just took her first look at autoshite over my shoulder.......

'No wonder you're a fucking weirdo' as she toddles off back to work.......

 

Thanks fellas.

Give it a month and she will be buying you roffle tickets

[beko1987]

You let her see? Silly man, she knows it exists now and keep an eye on you! See Six-cylinder and Mrs6c... The things Chris used to do and buy before she joined. Oops, shouldn't have said that. Ssshh

[Jim Bell]

My gf just took her first look at autoshite over my shoulder.......

 

Tell her to bongo and do something usefull.

[fordperv]

My gf just took her first look at autoshite over my shoulder.......

'No wonder you're a fucking weirdo' as she toddles off back to work.......

 

Thanks fellas.

Would she rather you watch porn instead?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Ba-doom-tish....

[Guest Hooli]

Not enough swear words?

 

 

I like drums, they are easy enough to work on. Work well & give a decent handbrake.

[Jim Bell]

I like drums, they are easy enough to work on. Work well & give a decent handbrake.

 

I dont get it.

[DVee8]

Duck tape repairs anything

 

[HillmanImp]

Jag just passed it's MOT with just a bit of seat mount weldage and payment to some nice men to replace the subframe mounts.

 

Cost me a fair bit to get the mounts changed but to have a legal car for another year it was a bit of a Steel (drum)

[MorrisItalSLX]

It makes me happy that bussinesses like this are still in buisiness:

 

http://www.autoshades.com.au/

 

I really want one now!

 

[dozeydustman]

At this rate we will just be xylophoning the jokes in.

 

 

I must marimba I got to get Mrs D's car MoT worthy this weekend. If the weather doesn't beat down.

[Inspector Morose]

Something something Glockenspiel something something hilarious.

[Kiltox]

Just had confirmation that the client want to extend my contract by another 6 months (and 2 weeks for some reason)

 

Might not still be grinning when they get word of the rate increase I’ve asked for and tell me to GTF

[Sloth in a bowl]

Something something Glockenspiel something something hilarious.

To the Germans, this rapid fire punning, is just gun & game.

[meggersdog]

alcyonecorporation carries out devastating raid on meggersdog's sweety jar

 

good to see you mate.

[mat_the_cat]

This evening I took the Stellar on my regular Friday 'trip into the nearest town for a takeaway', and received a double thumbs-up from a complete stranger, accompanied by a huge grin

[Parky]

Mike Brewer just liked one of my tweets!

 

So that's him, Mark Hamill, and Mark King from Level 42 covered. Just need a like from Kim Jong-Un and that's me done!

[D Spares & Tyres]

Drum brakes aren't too bad if you think about things a bit , do one side at a time for a pattern and it's not Vito handbrake shoes

Or Fiat Uno

 

I have seen a friend destroy some brand new Uno brake shoes with a hammer. Awkward bastards