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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

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5 hours ago, bunglebus said:

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It's quite common for sellers to use photos that show everything except the number plate.  Using a photo that only shows the number plate is certainly a different approach!

Vince70 Rank: Renault 16

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The car’s for Sale in Maidstone but the picture was taken in Sittingbourne.

To be honest there’s another picture and it is spares repair so I guess the owner is just looking for anything above scrap price.

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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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On 9/30/2020 at 9:13 PM, Jamie said:

This can be in 2 threads. 200 drive away shite and here, with ONE cctv pic 

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Could possibly be a hat trick - mis-matched panels...

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bunglebus Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Christ, have people really not worked out how to send pictures from one device to another yet? Probably the same ones that put dashcam clips on YouTube that they've filmed off a monitor 

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You've got to love a good matryoshka sales picture, the more layers of device the better.  Hopefully one day we'll have a photo of a phone screen that's a photo of a computer monitor that's a photo of a CRT screen that's a photo of a polaroid that's a photo of slide.  The listing would no doubt be just as cryptic, the car being sold on behalf of a family member who doesn't know what the internet is and has somehow inherited said vehicle which, from the description, could be an 1899 Horsey Horseless, a 2004 Suzuki Swift, or shares in an ill-fated kit car company and three quarters of the mould to make the body panels with.

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Snake Charmer Rank: Citroen Ami

Snake Charmer

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On 2/25/2021 at 1:49 PM, bunglebus said:

How about closest-up car for sale? This is the only pic

Image 1 - VAUXHALL-CORSA-1-3-CDTI-SXI-57-REG-5-DOOR-6-SPEED

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CORSA-1-3-CDTI-SXI-57-REG-5-DOOR-6-SPEED/233909837308?hash=item36761cddfc:g:1nEAAOSwPzhgN6Oo

WTF is all that shite in there? Is 007 driving a Silver Birch Corsa now? 

 

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Isopon Rank: BL Wedge

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1 hour ago, Snake Charmer said:

WTF is all that shite in there? Is 007 driving a Silver Birch Corsa now? 

 

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  • Rear Registration plate deteriorated but not likely to be misread (0.1 (b))
  • Unlike owners DB5 (007)

It's an electric bike rack.. yes, really!

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horriblemercedes Rank: Lancia Gamma

horriblemercedes

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2 hours ago, Snake Charmer said:

WTF is all that shite in there? Is 007 driving a Silver Birch Corsa now? 

 

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  • Unlike owners DB5 (007)

I can't see that? 

horriblemercedes Rank: Lancia Gamma

horriblemercedes

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7 minutes ago, motorpunk said:

Shit car but that’s a brilliant invention. More cars should have a hidden bike rack thing.

So few people (relatively) want to transport bikes though, so I can see why they don't 

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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FFS -

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3 LITTER ESSEX ENGINE

 

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SOILD shell

 

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NO MORE MOBIFTION since last the m.o.t

 

Crackers Rank: Renault 16

Crackers

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25 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

MOBIFTION

W T F ? 

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