Jim Bell Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Its great when people take bad photos of cars for sale but my favorite is the far away kind. Can you not take a photo from a bit further away mate? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222278605475 Whats the furthest away pic youve come across in a for sale ad? Furthest away one wins a pair of Ford Sierra wheel cylinders. Laseraligningfoofooflanges, overrun, mouseflakes and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Nah. It's the ones that can't get the whole car in the frame that get on my goat! Pics of half a wing and half a door really show how good your car is! overrun, mouseflakes and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Case and point! Jim Bell and overrun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 13, 2016 Author Share Posted October 13, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122178600130 mouseflakes, Faker, Alusilber and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 'my car is so awesome it gets papped' S'plains it perfectly*. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 This just cropped up on the AS f'book page. Awesome advertising skills and from this distance I don't think it's even a 190. Looks like a ce to me. "F plate Mercedes 190 for sale. Shite pic, sorry" mercedade, Jim Bell, trigger and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 My favourite was one someone posted on here a while back of a Renault 5 parked on the other side of the street, which had been taken out of an upstairs window of the seller's house. Uncle Jimmy, Jim Bell, overrun and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 There was a car (Sierra, I think) years ago on eBay and the seller had taken a picture from what was probably the 4th floor of a block of flats and just circled which car it was in the car park. overrun, Laseraligningfoofooflanges, mouseflakes and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 My favourite was one someone posted on here a while back of a Renault 5 parked on the other side of the street, which had been taken out of an upstairs window of the seller's house. I had one like that in the eBay thread ages ago, it was a Corsa C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil1971 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Photos taken through the window of the seller's home are the best, like this 'Citreon' (there's a badge on the back mate if you're not sure how to spell it). Bonus points for the 'POS' numberplate though. This chap did manage to get outside but seems to have got the photos every way up bar the correct way What he really needed was for the main photo to be immediately eye catching and show the car in its best light, like this VTR seller did... egg, overrun, UmBongo and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 the three cars in the back ground of the first pic seen ebay ads with pics like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Nah. It's the ones that can't get the whole car in the frame that get on my goat! Pics of half a wing and half a door really show how good your car is! Photo's took in portrait, when landscape would fit the whole thing in.Imbeciles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 This one made me laugh at the time... Go to view this AX and if you're lucky the seller might throw the keys at you from an upstairs window.Or they might just cower behind the sofa until you stop ringing the doorbell and leave.https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-ax/1170204956 Cavcraft, Brodders, Junkman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 And another. Advert is for the Micra. http://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/micra-1ltr-automatic-4-months-mot-no-advisories/1123999695Just for Junkman - admire these foto skillz... Conrad D. Conelrad, egg, Lacquer Peel and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I freakin' LOVE this thread. Genuinely roffling. overrun, EssDeeWon and Laseraligningfoofooflanges 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmBongo Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Fore Sail One owner car of indeterminate origin. Could be a Renault 14. Offerz!!! RayMK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I've heard of a Mini Metro, but this is ridiculous! Lacquer Peel and EssDeeWon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyCat Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-PASSAT-1-9-TDI-/252592180473?hash=item3acfaaccf9:g:XKcAAOSw4shYBnph Jim Bell and mouseflakes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 http://ww3.autoscout24.de/classified/293891541 Lacquer Peel, Asimo, Uncle Jimmy and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted October 22, 2016 Share Posted October 22, 2016 Brilliant. It's gonna be hard to beat that one Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee1 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Saw this on facebook. Seriously, how hard is it to go outside and take a couple of decent pictures? Junkman, Uncle Jimmy and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 In fairness I wouldn't want to risk walking around a place like that either, just a dash down the path and jump into the car in the morning mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Sward Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 At least they've decorated the wing so you know which vehicle is the Clio in the photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 It looks like that photo is taken between the bars on the window egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 More from facebook marketplace, a new thing what has appeared on my facebook app Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk mouseflakes, Jim Bell and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk davehedgehog31, adw1977, Asimo and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Obviously has a problem with focus. Custard, Jim Bell, davehedgehog31 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 http://ww3.autoscout24.de/classified/293891541 That looks like the hotel they stayed at in The Inbetweeners. 'You shit on the floor, fifty euros' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 ......wow..... HillmanImp, Supernaut, Jim Bell and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/-golf-for-sale-/1198448625 Lacquer Peel and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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