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Furthest away car for sale.

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According to t'interweb Dunedin in New Zealand is the furthest city away from me, where I can buy this beauty a 1998 Toyota Corolla 1.6GL with a mere 297,550 km on the clock for NZ$ 2995 it has had it's cam belt changed recently.

 

http://www.autocourt.net.nz/vehicle.aspx?stockno=8633

 

(am I doing this correctly?)

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That's a good one JM. 

 

I particularly like how the description says it is a "gorgeous" car, we'll have to take your word for it M8 because it's very hard to tell what it looks like from the centre 80x80 pixels of an unenlargable photo taken from a nearby loft.

 

Do these people actually want to sell or what?

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That's a good one JM. 

 

I particularly like how the description says it is a "gorgeous" car, we'll have to take your word for it M8 because it's very hard to tell what it looks like from the centre 80x80 pixels of an unenlargable photo taken from a nearby loft.

 

Do these people actually want to sell or what?

Especially when the seller says" body has a bit of rust" it would be nice to see what you get for £3250 BIN

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I got excited about this one, on a FB group as mondeo for sale.

 

Disappointingly, I think it's the one in the foreground, not the one across the road.

 

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Aye, but you still can't bloody see the car in the foreground because it's covered in snow!

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Especially when the seller says" body has a bit of rust" it would be nice to see what you get for £3250 BIN

 

 

I would generally expect someone who wants to cash in over three bags to get up in the morning and put in some fucking work and effort.

But since everybody down south expected me to to bring the wad to his bed just because he breathes in and out, I moved up north,

where people are less afraid of putting in a day's work.

Sadly the number of people here who think following the southern method of income creation pays off is on the increase, consequently

so is my kicking them in the arse, since I'm not going to let this happen without a fight.

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s-l1600.jpg

 

Not bad, can I have it a bit blurrier though pls?

 

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Unfortunately, there is one slightly better pic as well, so I can't give full marks.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-thundercat-yzf600r/162802094138?hash=item25e7c2d03a:g:pZwAAOSwnDpaMYdK

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in the name of all that is holy. 2 pics...this is their full size

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mondeo-cars/173027308788?hash=item28493b34f4:g:9uwAAOSwJtdaLocu

 

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I can see from those though that it looks a pile of shit. Take the useful bits off then sell the shell for banger racing. Next.

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The snowy picture... Just.... What?

The jaunty angle. The number of cars. It's at night. All the cars are covered in snow.

 

Might as well have posted a picture of a pair of socks.

As an ebay ad it's especially hopeless but it would make a brilliant AS Christmas card.

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