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BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Pictures from November 2014. I've seen it around a lot since I've been living in Clapton (7 years).

 

Lovely pictures, and ones I've not seen yet.

 

Thanks for sharing.

ERNO Rank: Austin Maxi

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Lovely pictures, and ones I've not seen yet.

 

Thanks for sharing.

Cheers! It often had some ladders on the roof rack a while back. I assumed the guy was doing a bit of window cleaning or something.

ERNO Rank: Austin Maxi

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It's been running around with that blue film over the front plate for the best part of a year.

HMC Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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^^ Love the bemused look of the driver and passenger in that first pic!

 

They're so autoshite and don't even know it.

I_am_Diesel Rank: BL Wedge

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I have tried to donate via PP but I am struggling with the link, I nearly accidentally donated £50005.00 which would be nice but I haven't got that much money. Can someone please PM an email address to donate to?

andrew e Rank: Renault 16

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I_A_D check your nominated bank card is in date.... Ask me how I know this! Still figured it out now.... Bloody Jellymould!

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Pictures from November 2014. I've seen it around a lot since I've been living in Clapton (7 years).

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Looks to be the original front plate at that point. Much prefer the early shape G and 5 - defo needs a period correct plate back on it.

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

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It was that plate that was an advisory on the last MOT. Guess he just paid up for a new one.

 

Either that or one further incident of touch parking finally finished it off.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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(stunned silence)

 

I've just found this thread...

 

Wow.

 

Top effort to all concerned. This place, etc.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

BorniteIdentity

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This car has the strangest ability. Every single photograph flatters it. No matter what you do. Even though you're looking a steaming turd on your LCD and through your lense, out comes a beautifully preserved work of art. Weird. (Gr9 for selling)

 

Anyway, gave it the very quickest of baths to get the bird shit off, see where it leaks and generally give it a good look over. No polish.

 

See? Flattering.post-19618-0-76351500-1459705562_thumb.jpeg

 

Be under no illusion. It's prime shite. #love

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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When the Sierra was launched, ISTR in one of the mags that the press photographers all hated it because there wasn't an angle they could shoot it from that would make it look good.  Of course now all cars are this shape, and you don't hear a peep from the smudgers...

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greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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Looks to be the original front plate at that point. Much prefer the early shape G and 5 - defo needs a period correct plate back on it.

 

If the joint owners did want to go down that road then there is this site that does the old-font plates...

 

http://www.gbshowplates.co.uk/

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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

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^^ Love the bemused look of the driver and passenger in that first pic!

 

They're so autoshite and don't even know it.

Looks like the owner and his daughter. I spoke to him the first time I photographed this car, and to her the second time. So by the time that photo was taken, they shouldn't have been surprised at the interest in the car.

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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1. what did i miss

2. what a fucknugget troll

3. youse are mental

4. how has trig not bummed this to death

5. it wont need a paintjob at SF16 with you lot fapping over it :lol:

6. youse are mental

7. if johnk collects it youll never see it :D

Dave_Q Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Massive thanks to everyone for the generous gifts and nice messages (my favourite was SHIT CAR M8 :-) ). My email has been going mad with notifications overnight and I am moved by everyone's willingness to pitch in to what most of the world would think was a pointless cause.

 

With some of your hard-earned we've already bought this:

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which appears to be the only bit of bodywork that needs serious attention.

 

 

Thanks for this and to everyone else who has offered help with collection. In fact the seller is an excellent chap who breaks Sierras and Cortinas, likes the ordinary models best of all and is happy to store the panel for us as long as we like because we aren't XR or Cosworth lickers! So JohnK will pop over there sometime soon-ish and see what other goodies he has, and will doubtless post up a report.

 

 

Just need to decide what colour rattle can to use on the new panel once John's fitted it.

Red oxide FTW.
Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Excellent stuff, great to see it getting fettled with.

 

Have a 'net-found pic for inspiration:

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If anybody wants me to change the thread title then let me know, I can't think of anything witty enough at the moment!

TRW Rank: BL Wedge

TRW

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All thats needed now is for the consortium to buy a Seat Malaga and Talbot Tagora and you've got the trinity.

garbaldy Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I can't think of anything witty enough at the moment!

Neither could I so I just copied someone else's, I'm not very good at witty.

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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Tagora much like a Mondeo

 

Compared to this they're everywhere

 

:lol:

 

Youse are still mental

Split_Pin Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think one of those early slant-nosed Peugeot 305s with the round-the-corner auxiliary drive belt should also be on the HG list!

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I had a dream about buying a Ford Eurocargo fitted with a Sierra front end and grey grill therefore I've sent some money for the fund.

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stripped fred Rank: Renault 16

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Have sent some funds. This thread has given me lots of joy over the last few days and restored my faith in humanity, at least of the autoshite kind.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

BorniteIdentity

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SERVICE PARTS ARE BEING ORDERED TODAY

 

All of a sudden you realise why the old guy kept the car going for so long.  Everything is absolute peanuts to buy.

 

All filters are under £5. Full set of plugs £10. Rocker gasket £6. These are local 'motorfactor' prices.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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All thats needed now is for the consortium to buy a Seat Malaga and Talbot Tagora and you've got the trinity.

 

No list of Autoshite icons would be complete without a Lonsdale.

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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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If anybody wants me to change the thread title then let me know, I can't think of anything witty enough at the moment!

The holy grail is a Tagora. Everyone knows that.

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Tagoras are overrated. There, I've said it.

 

Blasphemer  ... stone him.

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