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Turdis, The: might be blue and British, but doesn't have to be, it's a master of disguise. Unlike its' cousin - Doctor Who's Tardis - the Turdis doesn't get unexpectedly spacious once you're in: its' deceptively short list of faults spread out in front of you exponentially, until you're screaming at it and randomly slapping controls, possibly hurtling into a hitherto unknown dimension. The only certainties with the Turdis are that you'll you'll spend a lot of time ripping bits out of it, and the monsters : attractive assistants ratio isnt favourable.

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It was a white 405 1.6 saloon.  Turned up on the tat thread with no MOT but will pass easily if a few minor faults (such as 20p removing from the handbrake mech) were fixed.

Kept being relisted with an increasingly angry description.  Caused much amusement on here and theory's on how much it was costing him in listing fees.

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43 minutes ago, chaseracer said:

It originated in documentation for chauffeurs from Rolls-Royce.  A gentleman's carriage never breaks down, though it may - occasionally - 'fail to proceed'.

Very cool to learn that, many thanks!

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