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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

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quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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I honestly don't think that red VW is that extreme...

 

Here's one he made earlier.

 

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If anyone cares, it's rear engined and runs on a modified Beetle floorpan.

 

Twatty, but fun.

It looks like it has no wheels and is just a shell sitting on the ground. How on earth can it actually be driven over anything bigger than a speck of dust?

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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But some of them...

 

 

I suspect the bio hazard is blood. Yuck , why even bother trying to sell them ?

 

 

 

Given the state of those, I would be surprised if the biohazard was limited to blood, but certainly hope it's nothing worse.

 

I've seen multiple cars being sold on US Copart that clearly the owner had reclined the seat and shot themselves in the head. Photographed with the interior still splattered and seat saturated with blood.

 

multiple

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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What kind of heavy duty shart causes your car to be written off ??

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Exiled_Tat_Gatherer Rank: Citroen Ami

Exiled_Tat_Gatherer

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I've spoken to Dennis a few times Barefoot. He's mates with Phil and Fi who we race with.

 

Phil and Fi - Surely Fo and Fum have to be the names for the rest of the team.........

DaveDorson Rank: Renault 16

DaveDorson

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Phil and Fi - Surely Fo and Fum have to be the names for the rest of the team.........

 

I'll suggest it to them ;)

DaveDorson Rank: Renault 16

DaveDorson

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I'm guessing you know Matt Attwood?

 

Matt told me I can have his car once.

 

I was drunk.. after that he broke it.  After that I decided he can keep it as I don't want the gearbox costs :D  Besides, the damn thing scares me nearly as much as his dresses do.

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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What kind of heavy duty shart causes your car to be written off ??

You really don't want to go there.

fastblatt Rank Austin Metro

fastblatt

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^^ the windscreen wipers don’t work, new back doors lol

Talbot Rank: Isuzu Florian

Talbot

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Christ, that's on an 04 plate? How can anything get so destroyed in such a short time? I've got perfectly serviceable shirts that are older than that van.

 

... and if that's the "new" back doors, how bad must the old ones have been!?!?!

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Looks like someone's taken out the wiper mech completely as there's no spindles, its rotten to fook, and worth bridge money only

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Most till July 2018,

 

 

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"GET IN TOUCH ASAP & BOOK A FREE TEST DRIVE TODAY. It has GENUINE WARRANTED MILEAGE with ALL PREVIOUS MOT HISTORY. A Real Testament to how the car's been Meticulously Maintained."

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201801243060882

 

 

 

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Just bloody scrap it, even if it is the sister of the wife's C3

Captain Furious Rank: Citroen Ami

Captain Furious

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Crikey that LDV is the bleakest van I've ever seen.  Pushing it back into the sea is about the kindest thing you could do.

D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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What kind of heavy duty shart causes your car to be written off ??

People tend to shit themselves when murdered. Not metorphorically. Literally.

Daviemck2006 Rank: Citroen Ami

Daviemck2006

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Crikey that LDV is the bleakest van I've ever seen. Pushing it back into the sea is about the kindest thing you could do.

Perfect for the school run. It's what the little basta,,,,,,,,,children deserve for wrecking any decent motor.

 

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Four speed nightmare with the rubbish knock kneed suspension these things had. Utter crap, even new.

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