ebay 'BARGAINS'

[richardmorris]

On 1/24/2021 at 1:30 PM, sdkrc said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1305288

Feel the love and effort put into this ad for a £2500 Xanita

Looks in great* nick

Ha! Seems it’s a Peugeot from the badge, and a xanita from the description. Worth £500?

[fairkens]

17 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/An-Incredible-Volvo-244GL-in-Pampered-Original-Condition-and-41-135-Miles/284147611288?hash=item4228847698:g:1p8AAOSwtbFgAESl

All those words and not a single decent photograph of any part of it. A picture paints etc etc

[Spurious]

£120 and a tub of rusty metric bolts are all yours... 

[SteersWithThrottle]

3 hours ago, Spurious said:

£120 and a tub of rusty metric bolts are all yours... 

I love the reply...

[Squarepegroundhole]

Sometimes things just ‘dovetail’. Still for sale but....... MEGA PRICE REDUCTION WARNING. Book that 1 way train ticket now!

2 pages later........Step this way sir. Only a one way train ticket is needed (assuming it’s long train journey obviously, if it’s a short journey you are safe to book a return)

Good? Not sure, bad? Definitely, ugly? Absolutely 

 

[somewhatfoolish]

7 large for a P38 with a shonky wrap in an admittedly pleasing shade of YELLOW? Good luck with that.

 

[fairkens]

12 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

7 large for a P38 with a shonky wrap in an admittedly pleasing shade of YELLOW? Good luck with that.

 

Not much to live like a Duke

[Remspoor]

On 2/6/2021 at 12:50 AM, somewhatfoolish said:

7 large for a P38 with a shonky wrap in an admittedly pleasing shade of YELLOW? Good luck with that.

 

Big and yellow, somehow reminds me of New York.

[somewhatfoolish]

Alongside "powered by fairy dust" graphics this kind of thing will be banned when I'm dictator. 600 beer tokens for these offences against taste and decorum.

[anonymous user]

49 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Alongside "powered by fairy dust" graphics this kind of thing will be banned when I'm dictator. 600 beer tokens for these offences against taste and decorum.

I'm sure someone would paint the tyre valve to make it look like Teddy has his winkie out

[sierraman]

15 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Alongside "powered by fairy dust" graphics this kind of thing will be banned when I'm dictator. 600 beer tokens for these offences against taste and decorum.

Anyone sporting these should be taken away and quietly killed.

[Wilko220]

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it was believed to be owned by sir Elton John I have tried to get the authenticity proved but got as far as an email back from his management company saying they remember the vehicle but he is to busy to deal with this type of request again

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wood-and-Pickett-Range-Rover-classic/133658860355?hash=item1f1eb05b43:g:k14AAOSwBRdgIEBv

[bezzabsa]

with that colour scheme I can believe EJ owned it.... But £140K..jeez 

[tom13]

On 2/7/2021 at 8:23 PM, somewhatfoolish said:

Alongside "powered by fairy dust" graphics this kind of thing will be banned when I'm dictator. 600 beer tokens for these offences against taste and decorum.

I agree with 'powered by fairydust' but Ronal Teddies are ace. They are stupid money for what they are though I agree. If you hate these you should also look at Intra Koalas.

There have been some teddies made into split rims over the years which look even better as well.

[RoadworkUK]

At risk of reprisals, I concur that Ronal Teddies are awesome. I mean, I wouldn't have them on my own car, nor condone their fitment among my friends or family, but they amuse me.

[bezzabsa]

I much prefer these 

[Wilko220]

Those of you who enjoyed the 55-grand tarted-up old Range Rover, might equally appreciate this wrong-hand-drive bodge job from the same seller

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It has been constructed from a bare 1991 rust free bodyshell which has been 'future-proofed' to stop corrosion and has been externally 'backdated' to look like a 70’s car

£165,000.00

[bezzabsa]

52 minutes ago, Wilko220 said:

Those of you who enjoyed the 55-grand tarted-up old Range Rover, might equally appreciate this wrong-hand-drive bodge job from the same seller

£165,000.00

I'm gunna get my doc to put me on what ever meds he's on......deffo stronger than mine!!!! 

FFS 

[wesacosa]

https://m.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/4346663988682525/?anchor_composer=false

[Spurious]

Just now, wesacosa said:

https://m.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/4346663988682525/?anchor_composer=false

Forwaaad tax in full effect I see. 

[wesacosa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-RS-COSWORTH-3-DOOR-WHITE-ONLY-30k-DAMAGED-1989-F-LATE-REGISTE-/294018507463?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

[RoadworkUK]

"it was re shelled in 1992 in to a road spec shell, I have a receipt dated in 92 for the shell"

"...sold strictly as a non runner,  ideally it's easier to re shell it,  to save all the confusion"

Do that and this will have been three different cars with the same vin. Trigger's fucking broom.

 

[FakeConcern]

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PS the S1 is not for sale

Very tempted to message him about the Series 1 RS Turbo...

[DavidB]

On 2/2/2021 at 3:23 PM, neil1971 said:

You did better than me, I gave up at 'Passengers can enjoy one of 14 air outlets to produce efficient distribution of hot or cold air....'  

They do get some amazing stuff but the descriptions are hard work

[Remspoor]

This how I prefer my White Room.

 

[R1152]

On 05/02/2021 at 23:50, somewhatfoolish said:

7 large for a P38 with a shonky wrap in an admittedly pleasing shade of YELLOW? Good luck with that.

 

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Very "Layer Cake".

[Wilko220]

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YOU MAY ASK WHY ?

Well, funny you should say that m9

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-6-CWT-VAN-MORRIS-MINOR-VAN/124103654212?hash=item1ce5277b44:g:sV4AAOSwV5lc1tGy

[DavidB]

Have had fever dreams more fun looking than this:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/773285390276269/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=undefined

Absolutely zero point in ever getting this on the road.

 

 

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=1413948&p=307

[bunglebus]

Well it is at least cheap. At the moment 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-mini-clubman-estate-/203285419622?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

[64A60]

This has appeared at a garage round the corner from me. Belonged to a local old boy and was a regular at shows until he stopped driving in 2017 and sat in his garage until his death in October. Was originally up for £10,000 but they seem to have decided that was too cheap...

https://www.northridgecars.com/used/wolseley/other/1660-automatic-buy-wisely-buy-wolseley/hemel-hempstead/hertfordshire/19785686/?quid=

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Price: £14,999