ebay 'BARGAINS'

[rob88h]

1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

HFM 😨😬https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/184727703705

you should have kept yours @rob88h

"The Best in the World" - it's only a 230TE Auto, surely the pinnacle is the 300TD, Beige. 👌

[Remspoor]

On 3/31/2021 at 3:51 PM, rob88h said:

"The Best in the World" - it's only a 230TE Auto, surely the pinnacle is the 300TD, Beige. 👌

The real misery shite without the turbo  with an auto.

[wesacosa]

[Wilko220]

On 06/04/2021 at 22:21, wesacosa said:

The no admin fees have definitely swung it for me

[sdkrc]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1328857

Wow. This must be the ultimate spec and extremely low mileage....

 

 It is a 2.5 litre, NOT the S

2. Right colour. Lovely paintwork. Apart from very minimal crease to drivers seat, interior is flawless

5. Back window DOES need replacing. Am happy to do this, but time and travel expenses to get this done will be added to the cost. I will only do this when there is a non refundable deposit on the car.

 

 

[horriblemercedes]

24 minutes ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1328857

Wow. This must be the ultimate spec and extremely low mileage....

 

 It is a 2.5 litre, NOT the S

2. Right colour. Lovely paintwork. Apart from very minimal crease to drivers seat, interior is flawless

5. Back window DOES need replacing. Am happy to do this, but time and travel expenses to get this done will be added to the cost. I will only do this when there is a non refundable deposit on the car.

 

 

Jesus, that's a proper piss take. He also doesn't seem to know much about them, thinking that the Boxster S is the 2.7. 2.7 superseded the 2.5 in the Boxster and the 3.2 S was introduced 

[808 Estate]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/313491251127?ul_ref=https%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26toolid%3D11800%26pub%3D5574637365%26campid%3D5338789378%26mpre%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F313491251127%26fbclid%3DIwAR0d2CAptl3qMJYPWqeVel6-5GdabXW6Tzw35yxuBAvRNM3i8Tb3Bi1n-Ek%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D2886082977857%26rvr_ts%3Dcc48029d1780a0f0ecf0d004ffd4efb4&ul_noapp=true

[Crackers]

That is fit. Ignore the price tag, it's just fit as.

[Crackers]

16 hours ago, sdkrc said:

Jesus christ, he's blabbed on even more than I usually do.

Nobody gives a toss about your love letter to your hairdresser's handbag, list the bloody thing for what's it's actually worth - 5 grand - and walk away.

[georgeinabz]

Magic mushrooms a plenty in my village


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[sdkrc]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volkswagen-golf-avantgarde-convertible-2001-manual-1984-cc-2-doors/1403251513

 

BAD POINTS: 

Drivers window requires new motor which would be a maximum of £70 (from scrap dealer). 

Central locking on the drivers side doesn’t work with the key, however you can lock the car by leaning across to the drivers side and pressing the button down, central locking opens fine from the passenger side. 

Car could do with a new Ariel, existing one does the job though. 

[Rocket88]

🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

[Supernaut]

10 hours ago, sdkrc said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volkswagen-golf-avantgarde-convertible-2001-manual-1984-cc-2-doors/1403251513

 

BAD POINTS: 

Drivers window requires new motor which would be a maximum of £70 (from scrap dealer). 

Central locking on the drivers side doesn’t work with the key, however you can lock the car by leaning across to the drivers side and pressing the button down, central locking opens fine from the passenger side. 

Car could do with a new Ariel, existing one does the job though. 

Maybe @17-Coffees' one is worth more than he thinks!

It's in better nick than that!

[17-Coffees]

What are they smoking? And can I get some?

Guess mine is worth £2000 then... 🤣

[808 Estate]

I'm not sure if a Celica will ever be worth 40 large, but fuck me it does look good though.

 

 

[FakeConcern]

C30 T5 low mileage I agree, but £17K?

Also nearside door paint is a poor match and the radio/CD would be hard to upgrade as it doesn't have the usual Aux in...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202104201582525?advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=bt11aa&model=C30&page=1&aggregatedTrim=T5&make=VOLVO&include-delivery-option=on&sort=relevance&fbclid=IwAR1bDbQk04ZbyKO_fq0fzbh8ZjeLEjddSViPOmGIh4CT8aXDfxNHfsZ-yqQ

[sdkrc]

Is it me or are there several shades of yellow between the door, wing and bumper?

[Soundwave]

The colour reminds me of that god-awful Amoxycillin syrup I used to get prescribed as a kid whenever I had an infection of any sort.

[EML]

3 hours ago, Soundwave said:

The colour reminds me of that god-awful Amoxycillin syrup I used to get prescribed as a kid whenever I had an infection of any sort.

Sickly sweet bananas

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Is nice, but not 9½ bags nice

[Isopon]

"Super Project Car for £2000"

"It ran perfectly when it was last started"

"Ready for a BMW enthusiast"

"stored for many years"

£2,000.00

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154148927889?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818141627%26meid%3D9657ac75aad746bdb68ce246ae30e6b8%26pid%3D101110%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpf%26sd%3D154141618543%26itm%3D154148927889%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2563228%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2563228.c101110.m1982

 

[Isopon]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/trophycars160

Check out this dealers stock- are MG f's and tf's really worth this much? Looks more like money laundering than car dealing.

[Remspoor]

2 hours ago, Isopon said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/trophycars160

Check out this dealers stock- are MG f's and tf's really worth this much? Looks more like money laundering than car dealing.

Looks legit to me.

https://trophycars.co.uk/

 

[Isopon]

3 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

Looks legit to me.

https://trophycars.co.uk/

 

Yeah they do seem legitimate, but their prices are ridiculous.

[Crackers]

On 5/5/2021 at 10:21 AM, sdkrc said:

Is it me or are there several shades of yellow between the door, wing and bumper?

Not only that, but the panel gaps are all over the place. 

[cobblers]

On 5/4/2021 at 9:25 PM, FakeConcern said:

C30 T5 low mileage I agree, but £17K?

Also nearside door paint is a poor match and the radio/CD would be hard to upgrade as it doesn't have the usual Aux in...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202104201582525?advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=bt11aa&model=C30&page=1&aggregatedTrim=T5&make=VOLVO&include-delivery-option=on&sort=relevance&fbclid=IwAR1bDbQk04ZbyKO_fq0fzbh8ZjeLEjddSViPOmGIh4CT8aXDfxNHfsZ-yqQ

Also particularly enjoying the deliberately wonky/light/double/smudged stamping with the generic "Clive Brook" stamps in the service book, to make it look as though they weren't all stamped in the same fucking 5 minute spell. They could have used a different colour pen for one year though, FFS! 

[FakeConcern]

On 5/5/2021 at 10:21 AM, sdkrc said:

Is it me or are there several shades of yellow between the door, wing and bumper?

It's not you

See MOT history...

3 hours ago, Crackers said:

Not only that, but the panel gaps are all over the place. 

As above and...

3 hours ago, cobblers said:

Also particularly enjoying the deliberately wonky/light/double/smudged stamping with the generic "Clive Brook" stamps in the service book, to make it look as though they weren't all stamped in the same fucking 5 minute spell. They could have used a different colour pen for one year though, FFS! 

Exactly a little imagination would go a long way!

Also after another quick browse, I can tell you the options circled are not actually fitted to the car...

And to those commenting on the colour, it's called "Hello Yellow" and I rather like it (whichever one of those shades it actually is)!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Today's Flipper Specials:

HFM??? 1

HFM??? 2

[twosmoke300]

See the boot gaps on that fucking cav !

Love that sunny tho 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Wartburg's Baroque Angel at a distinctly non-proletarian price