What's the first car you had sex in?

[Wack]

Mk3 Cortina 

We were parked in a field gateway about 11pm when she said , stop , I can hear something , she was right , what is it , sounds like voices 

It was , cubs & scouts on a night hike , about 50 of the little fuckers , all banging on the roof as they went past 

That was the end of that 🤣

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, New POD said:

There was a link in. SAD AND single. 

Dodgy links are best avoided! 

[warren t claim]

1 minute ago, High Jetter said:

Dodgy links are best avoided! 

Oi! This is a classy thread from a long time poster!!!

[High Jetter]

It wasn't me! It was that newpod, sir, honest sir! 

[christian6984]

On 2/13/2017 at 1:51 PM, Hendry said:

2 year old at the time 55 plate Vauxhall Corsa C 1.4 SXi, don't know quite why but Corsa Cs at the time were literally fanny magnets, they drew sluts like moths to a flame.

 

I recall being in the passenger seat with her straddling me, I'd just got her tits out and out the corner of my eye in the door mirror I saw a car pull up behind me (arse end of nowhere right out the road of anything) and a guy gets out, I knew it wasn't cops because it was a ref starting with K so 15years old, so I jumped out too, dark blue Merc 190E, asked him what the fuck was up (pretty raging as he had killed the moment) and he said he was lost and asked if I knew where a place I'd never heard of was, said no I don't know and then he said "oh I thought you maybe looking for someone to join in" he promptly got told to fuck off and I didn't get my jam roll off her until a few days later.

 

As it turns out I've found Renault Clios are a jinx for having sex in, of the cars I've had longer than 6months both my Clios are the only 2 cars I've never had sex in.

Probably not jinx'd, First for me was a Clio 2003, Didn't get my priorities right as a teenager choosing Fiesta for a first car, that spinning wheel for the adjusting the back for the seat would have your hand worn out by the time you need it..... Clio, lift the level and she was flat on her back and away you go.

Oh funnily enough... it was Blue 😆  

[High Jetter]

Reclining seats? Nothing like that in the good ole days!

[iainrcz]

First and only car - 1997 Rover 420 sli saloon. Not exactly a spacious vehicle.

[UltraWomble]

Young couple bang at it in this Fiesta yesterday outside our house - wife wouldnt get any closer to photograph them.

In the middle of the day!

[grogee]

Dad's MK2 Astra estate. On the Moors. Seats folded. 

Palatial

[Sham]

Only did the deed in a car once. The same Metro I slept in for a week. Different time period, mind.

No idea why that was the only time, to be honest - I've had vehicles much, much more suitable since.

[sierraman]

56 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Young couple bang at it in this Fiesta yesterday outside our house - wife wouldnt get any closer to photograph them.

In the middle of the day!

Might just have been having an asthma attack! 

[Vantman]

Jaguar Mk 10

Sometime in the 1970s.  Borrowed from my mate to impress a recently divorced lady, she was impressed with the back seat!

[goosey]

G reg Escort Eclipse.

[5speedracer]

Minivan with a bar behind the seats as it had been a parts van previously. I'm 6' and my then GF was 5'9" plus I'd a sporty bucket seat in it. No decisions over which position as there was effectively only one!

 

[myglaren]

Austin A 40 Farina, mates car.  With his ex in the back and he and his current one in the front.  Cramped.

BX with wife, secluded car park.  Just tidied up and a torch shines through the driver's window.

Coppers checking that all was OK with a knowing smirk on his face and his mate laughing behind him.

Not a very illustrious record.

[Asimo]

[Austat]

Neither have I had sex nor have owned a car. Reading through this makes me slightly annoyed.

Fucking hell, need to get me act together.

[loserone]

1 hour ago, Austat said:

nor have owned a car.

FOUR THOUSAND POSTS

[GeordieInExile]

An ex's Saxo. It was magenta, probably a 1.1, and we were on the way from Newcastle to Ely for a wedding. Stopped for a rest down a country lane, one thing led to another, etc etc.

The car was plenty big enough and it was a fun time but she was ultimately a thoroughly evil individual, so... We'll call it 7/10.

[Missy Charm]

3 hours ago, Austat said:

Neither have I had sex nor have owned a car. Reading through this makes me slightly annoyed.

Fucking hell, need to get me act together.

I wouldn't worry.  It's satisfying in the short term, often disappointing, leaves one with feelings of heartache and frustration, causes arguments, puts strain on relationships and, ultimately,  you'll need to give up any racy behaviour if any children turn up.  

That's car ownership for you.  Sex, on the other hand...

[Amishtat]

3 hours ago, Austat said:

Neither have I had sex nor have owned a car. Reading through this makes me slightly annoyed.

Fucking hell, need to get me act together.

Much easier to rent one. Possibly the same is true of cars. 

[stuboy]

4 hours ago, Amishtat said:

Much easier to rent one. Possibly the same is true of cars. 

just watch out for heavy deposits...lol

[Matty]

On 2/3/2022 at 9:35 PM, groovyboovy said:

Blue Ford P100 pick up truck, girls name withheld,  on the front bench seat

Classier than in the pickup bed!

[timolloyd]

On 11/26/2012 at 9:36 PM, Mr_Bo11ox said:

AC INVACAR, do I win £5?

I’m not sure this has aged well, on here at least.

[Pieman]

I never have, but I cannot read the word "dogging" without thinking of this song.

 

[twosmoke300]

Memories not what it used to be but was either an original beetle or a Mk1 Ka hire car I had for a ford training course the week before 

[Matty]

47 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Memories not what it used to be but was either an original beetle or a Mk1 Ka hire car I had for a ford training course the week before 

Either road not entirely suited to the job in hand 😁

[motorpunk]

CFP284T - where are you now? Strange name for a bird, admittedly.

[groovyboovy]

13 hours ago, Matty said:

Classier than in the pickup bed!

and warmer to

 

[2MB]

Was either a BMW E30 or a mk2 Golf, had them both at the same time