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Here's a nice selection of cheapies of carsandclassic.co.uk that have wetted my appetite today.

 

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1985 Austin Montego 2.0 Vanden Plas

 

Looks tidy and with only 23000 miles for £650

 

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1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 L Estate

 

When did you last see a beige one?.

 

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1968 Rover P5B 3.5 V8

 

Been like Tom in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in this hunny, Doesn't sound expensive at £2500, I'd love one of these to swan about in.

 

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1989 Citroen 2CV6 Special

 

Seeing how these have risen in value in the last few years, £1800 for this 33000 miler seems like a bargain.

 

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1968 Volvo 122S Amazon

 

Be like WAT in this stunner, 2 door as well FTW, £2000 is all they are asking for this.

 

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1974 Hillman Imp Deluxe

 

Not sure what these are worth but this looks nice is frog green for £1695.

 

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1968 Hillman Minx 1725

 

Another decent looking car with a years ticket for £1595, Lots of tat in background as well.

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That 'Zon must be driven by a midget! :lol:

 

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They're not that big inside.

Looks to be in a similar condition to mine, scruffy but saveable. It'll be interesting to see if it makes the £2k being asked for it, I have doubt and hope in equal measure! :wink:

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Would you say that's expensive then?, I'd of happily paid £2k for it if it's not rotten, In fact if had sold my 02 i'd most probably would of rung up about it as i really like it! :oops:

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1984 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 L Estate

 

When did you last see a beige one?.

This ones been on a few times, bought from C&C for about £500, then sold by the dealer for what the new vendor asked! Not seen another biege estate though!

 

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1974 Hillman Imp Deluxe

 

Not sure what these are worth but this looks nice is frog green for £1695.

 

I have my eye on this...
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I can barely contain my excitement as I post this treasure up. Allow me to set the scene.

 

He was the king. The greatest musician of all time. A legend who can never be replaced and for whom a flame burns in the hearts of millions of devoted fans. Now, for the first time ever, eBay has joined forces with the Wanklyn Mint and 'Fat Tezzas Airbrush Emporium' to bring you the ultimate tribute to the greatest peanut butter sandwich-munching Jailhouse Rocker the world will ever see; 'LOVE ME TENDER' - THE OFFICIALLY AUTHORISED ELVIS PRESLEY GMC DAY VAN COMMERCIAL VEHICLE AND MOBILE LINE DANCING LABORATORY FOR OVERWEIGHT STETSON-WEARING CRETINS.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-CHEVROLET-GMC-WHITE-elvis-custom-american-dayvan-/230491052527

 

Cast your eyes over the amazing features contained within:

 

* EXCLUSIVE airbrushed images of a Elvis, evoking his golden era before he got all fat and drugged up.

* a PLASTIC model of a Pink Cadillac LOVINGLY blutacked to the dashboard, in memory of a great song (by Natalie Cole)

* LOADS OF SHIT with Elvises face on in the back and that.

* a BROKEN rear window that will be a nightmare to replace.

 

Production of this van has been limited by EU legislation to one unit so bid early to avoid disappointment. We recommend you pay in instalments of £3/week for 250 years at a manageable APR of 4367843634286%. For any other questions ring our freefone number on 0870 843843989 (calls cost £17/min and will be answered by an unintelligible indian guy with a mouth full of rhinestones) Good luck, and uh-hu-huh!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-2500A-AUTO-BR ... 1c138e490b

 

A nice car for trips to the golf club, masonic tie and blazer compulsory

Ding, frickin', Dong. My dad had a silver, manual one of these when I was about 9. I liked it lots. In fact, if I didn't already have too many cars, I'd be making serious enquiries about it.

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That Beemer reminds me of a Roald Dahl story back in the 1970's.

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Not usually a Beemer fan, but that is a stunner.

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What's with the serial killer avatars? I've joined in anyway. :D

Now, now, he only killed one person and that was an accident.

Two. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/29375.stm

 

I was there that day. There were two loud bangs- the helicopter crashing and the sonic boom caused by Edmonds distancing himself from the incident.

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Death now follows the man like a cloud wherever he goes, his very name striking loathing into into the hearts of children and animals.

I can't honestly imagine that being the strapline for his next TV show, although he'll probably make it into an inexplicable gameshow much like 15 mouthbreathers opening boxes and hugging each other.

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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Death of Michael Lush

 

On 13 November 1986, self-employed hod carrier Michael Lush was killed during his first rehearsal for another live stunt. The stunt, called "Hang 'em High", involved bungee jumping from an exploding box suspended from a 120ft-high crane. The carabiner clip attaching his bungee rope to the crane sprang loose from its eyebolt during the jump. He died instantly of multiple injuries, and the Breakfast Show was scrapped on 15 November after Edmonds resigned.

 

Although the inquest recorded a verdict of misadventure, the jury were informed of several failures on the part of the BBC. Graham Games of the Health and Safety Executive stated that the clip could have been opened by the weight of a bag of sugar, and demonstrated that the clip sprang loose 14 times in 20. David Kirke, a bungee specialist from the Dangerous Sports Club, stated that a similar stunt he had been involved with used three ropes, as opposed to the one rope used by the BBC, and shackles in the place of carabiner clips.[7] There was no safety officer on hand, and no supervision or demonstration from a trained stuntman. There was also no way for Lush to contact the ground once he was in the air, and nobody in the air with him in case he changed his mind; the jury heard that he delayed for almost two minutes before finally being instructed to make the jump. Furthermore, despite advice against it, the BBC production team had insisted on the use of an elasticated bungee rope.

 

The BBC made an ex gratia payment of approximately £120,000 to Lush's family. While the coroner recommended that safety officers be available during any such future stunts, BBC managing director Bill Cotton stated that there would be no future programmes that exposed members of the public to risk.[8] After the inquest, Noel Edmonds was quoted as saying "If I was to continue my career at the BBC I would want to be fully confident about any production team I was provided with."[9] He returned to the BBC's Saturday night lineup two years later, presenting Noel's Saturday Roadshow.

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