Shite at the movies

[Dobloseven]

A few Autoshite takes on popular films.

The Full Mondy

A group of unemployed steel workers attempt an engine swap on one of Fords finest, wearing nothing but red leather posing pouches. 

Brokeback Mountain 

Two latter day cowboys repair the chassis on a Nissan Navara pick up whilst wrestling with their sexuality. And each other. 

Cool Runnings

The Jamaican bobsleigh team are assured their aircon"Just needs a regas M9". 

Cable Tietanic

A young Leonardo di Caprio repairs the bumper on his 200SX after drifting into an iceberg.

Anyone think of any others? 

 

[eddyramrod]

Sceptre: 007's latest gadget-laden chariot from Q Branch was made in 1969 by Humber.

 

[mintwth]

Ad astra: an astronaut undertakes a mission across the universe in search of the truth about the advert for the Astra once owned by his father

[tooSavvy]

'Also sprach Zarathustra....' exclaimed the parts man, in the FIAT dealership, not able to locate bumper bolts for a *similar Zastava 🤐

[sierraman]

Raid on Copart - A group of militia create a hostage situation by utilising one of the ‘fill a barrow for £50’ days to liberate the yard of Mondeo Mk2 bumpers.

[junkyarddog]

Viva Las Vegas.

Elvis tries to win a race using one of Luton's finest,powered by a 1256 pushrod lump!

[Dobloseven]

Fifty Shades of Grey

A naive young woman is beaten on her bottom with a BMW colour chart. 

[AndyW201]

Layer Caked,

A group of shady car dealers buy a load of rotten '70s Fords and make a fortune after caking them up with several coats of wob.

[mintwth]

Princess Diaries

A year in the life of an Austin Princess

[AndyW201]

No time to die,

James Bond gets his most challenging job yet, negotiating Swindon's 'magic roundabout' while his DB6 has an intermittent cutting out at idle problem

[Bren]

The Italian job.

Ian gets in his ital to do a job.

[Richard_FM]

Operation Delta Force:  A special ops squad has to restore an Integrale.

[timolloyd]

The French Collection. Gene Hackman must track down suspicious Xantias with leaking suspension and crusty sills full of cocaine.

[timolloyd]

Invacars from Mars. Earth is invaded by a species thought to have all been scrapped in 2002. Suddenly they’re everywhere.

[somewhatfoolish]

43 minutes ago, timolloyd said:

The French Collection. Gene Hackman must track down suspicious Xantias with leaking suspension and crusty sills full of cocaine.

Carget; Gene is an ex-CIA operative, while touring cold war europe in search of prime chod he is accosted by itinerant violin players and ends up in east germany.

[sierraman]

The Longest Day. A guy drives a Vauxhall Corsa 1.0 Merit from Penzance to Thurso meeting all sorts of boring characters along the way at service stations.

[eddyramrod]

Christine: a 6th-form lad falls for Neil Hamilton's wife and spends all his time and money prettying her up.

Casino Royale: 007 wins a late 70s Vauxhall in a card game.

 

[Missy Charm]

Vanishing Paint: a group of Mercedes engineers in the mid-nineties invent a type of car paint that falls of when it gets wet.

[HMC]

Edwardes scissor hands:

a tale of battling the unions and cost cutting down at late 70s BL

[mintwth]

Top gun gum:

The best of the best of the best of the rest compete to "fix" blowing exhausts

[HMC]

Inception-

A crack team infiltrate Donald Stoke’s subconscious in the early 60s to plant the idea that creating British Leyland might have drawbacks.

[eddyramrod]

The Young Ones:  A bunch of teenagers sign up for new Peugeots on finance because there's no other way they can afford insurance.  Cliff sings, and Robert Morley gets involved in a big judo brawl.

[HMC]

The matrix-

A 5 hour epic shot in real time sees an man try, in vain, to change heater matrix on his Alfa 166. Spoiler- he fails, and resorts to k seal, thus  leaving the door open for a sequel.

[eddyramrod]

Shouldn't that be the bonnet?

[MorrisItalSLX]

Caddyshack,

A group of teenagers run a makeshift workshop pineappling small Volkswagen vans. The film stars Chevy Chase the sales director of the local VAG dealership and Bill Murray as the mature aged work experience bloke at Halfords.

[Blake's Den]

The Great Espace : Steve McQueen tries to escape in a 90s Renault but suffers from catastrophic electrical failure at the Swiss border.

[ETCHY]

Mad Maxi.

A post apocalyptic world where the hero cruises around trying to find a Hydrolastic pump.

[tul66]

1 hour ago, HMC said:

The matrix-

A 5 hour epic shot in real time sees an man try, in vain, to change heater matrix on his Alfa 166. Spoiler- he fails, and resorts to k seal, thus  leaving the door open for a sequel.

There speaks a man who has suffered real pain.😄

[mintwth]

Seven:

Detective buys Caterham kit car. Obtaining parts involves many sins. Head arrives in a box. 

[Agila]

1 hour ago, mintwth said:

Head arrives in a box. 

That's Hermes for you, the guy only ordered a steering wheel.