Noel Tidybeard Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Great Escape- a man gets shut in a TVR Chimera and can't remember which knob, button, switch or flap he neds to operate to open the doors Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Cool Runnings- following the daily life of a Scotish Vovlo owner commuting with a broken heater valve AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Fifty Shades of Grey- documentary about BMW/Aldi/Mercedes* new state of the art paint facility The Matrix- the diary of a private hire driver in Bradford with a second hand Toyoyo *delete as applicable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 One for any ARonliners perhaps. Lord of the Rings 50s BMC supremo negotiates tough deal with piston supplier. Taxi Driver Robert di Niro stops his Toyota hybrid in the middle of a suburban street, completely blocking it. Proceeds to incessantly sound his horn until his somewhat flustered fare emerges, and then has to go back and double check she's locked the front door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 300: King Leonidas of Sparta and other bare chested shouty blokes travel to Thermopylae to fight the Persians. The only shite available for their journey is a Chrysler 300c. Star Trek Voyager: Kathryn Janeway is the budget constrained captain of a star fleet crew who are travelling in a Chrysler Voyager. They are lost and must travel across unexplored regions to find their way back home. On their way, the crew encounters different species they must deal with and try to persuade them it's not a Galaxy chodweaver, warch and DSdriver 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Maxi Driver - Robert De Niro is tormented by PTSD as he drives his Austin at night Pallas Buyers Club - a group is set up to smuggle rare parts for luxurious Citroens timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Galaxy Quest: Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman scour space for a thinly-disguised VW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETCHY Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Fiat Club. The first rule of Fiat club is don't tell anybody about.. Fiat Club.. eddyramrod, davocano and DSdriver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyW201 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Wedding Singer, A budget-conscious wedding car-hire firm makes a living from an old Arrow-series Gazelle sprayed white. MisterH and Shite Ron 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Shaun of the Shed: Shaun and his mates must navigate the streets of London, overrun with drunk fans after a football cup final. They must do this in the Rover 214i he won* in a bet down with the Pub landlord, a week out of MOT and an advisory sheet the length of his living room, how long can they last? how long will it be before the head gasket turns on them? Will they survive the ordeal and live to tell the tale of the amazing tractability and efficiency of the K-series? Or will they be enveloped by the fog of despair (and overheating) DSdriver and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Lock, Stock and A ruined ignition Barrel After a con gone wrong, Eddie must repay a huge gambling debt at short notice. Only being a small time criminal, and not knowing how to get a proper job, he resolves to raise £500,000 the only way he knows how: Nicking enough Mk2 Astras and Belmonts to make up the difference DSdriver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Born Identity. Volvo Is determined to find out if the Dutch proposal for a wild coupe with Pop-Up lights is serious, or if they are at the receiving end of a very expensive Dutch practical joke. Matt Damon plays a young corporate agent who can't remember if the Citroen BX originally had a Volvo badge on it, or whether the Volvo 66 was actually a Volvo at all. He travels to Born and is exposed to avant-garde Dutch design and a few Dutch bongs, he decides to get in on the joke and manipulate the Volvo higher ups to put the 480 into production in its current form, ahead of the more conventional saloon and hatch offerings in the line ups. And then in a killer move, gets them to sell it in Britain, knowing the build quality will not stand up to the UK's climate. chodweaver and DSdriver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Avengers Are Unassembled. A group of 5 workers at the Ryton Plant decide enough is enough and decide to carry on production when the rest of the factory is on strike. Knowing that without them, Britain will have to buy a Sideways-happy Marina or a Rust-Promoted Ford, the safety of potentially tens of families depend on them to assemble as many Avengers as possible in one Week. Facing the dangers of going it alone, they must band together for a common goal, to ensure at least the next 3 years of 1970s British family motoring is secure eddyramrod, AnnoyingPentium, warch and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Charm Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Prizzi's Honda: two skilled assassins, one male one female, are hired, independently, to kill each other. Instead of that they reach an Accord and drive off into the sunset. davocano, MisterH, eddyramrod and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Shining: Show judges have to wear their sunglasses when they come to my PA Cresta (lol, like that'll ever happen!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Björn Ultimatum: Björn (played by Matt Damon with an excellent* Swedish accent), still having memory problems and trying to discover his Swedish roots must make the most difficult chod choice of his life: Saab or Volvo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Star Trek Discovery: Michael Burnham and her companions in the Discovery explore the final frontier, meeting new lifeforms and going boldly where no JLR product has gone before; all while dealing with the inevitable reliability and rust issues MisterH 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 The Bourne Legacy A member of a black ops programme finds his wallet is on the line when he attempts to repair a Subaru Legacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 The Night Of The Hunter: Robert Mitcham plays a killer lay preacher who often drives in the hours of darkness in his top of the range Hillman. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted January 29, 2022 Author Share Posted January 29, 2022 The Dear Hunter Three friends buy a Rootes classic from the 60s/70s before embarking on their military service. They completely disregard a classic car mag buyers guide, "We show you how to buy the best while prices are still low". Instead of "taking an Arrow to the heart", they end up with a money pit that "misses the target". A Fiat full of dollars A moribund Italian car maker buys an even more moribund American car maker. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 What's Eating Gilbern Grape Young man has a fat, lazy mum and a mentally disabled younger brother. Has affair in Gilbern Invader Donnie Rascal FBI agent has to go undercover wearing a nice coat and driving a Bedford Rascal Carlton's Way Man gets out of prison and decides to leave his life of crime behind him, but finds himself drawn back into stealing big Vauxhalls Hocus Focus Three dead witches are brought back to life. They pursue the children who resurrected them in a Ford hatchback AnnoyingPentium and MisterH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Rustless Natives: A pair of young lads from Edinburgh hold up buses in a car that is not a Mk6 Escort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 No Country For Old Tat: A London Butcher Is Hunted by Sadiq Khan after he racks up £2 Million worth of ULEZ charges for driving his LDV Convoy around the capital timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Fawlty Towers. A 1983 documentary detailing the hidden structural repairs necessary on a 9 year old Mk1 Escort's strut-tops. MisterH, AnnoyingPentium and timolloyd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 4 hours ago, JeeExEll said: Fawlty Towers. A 1983 documentary detailing the hidden structural repairs necessary on a 9 year old Mk1 Escort's strut-tops. ...And coming to the conclusion that the job isn't worth doing on a cheap old Escort. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Metropolice Fritz Lang's dystopian epic where all law enforcement personnel drive small BL hatchbacks. AnnoyingPentium and MisterH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davocano Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 hours ago, 3VOM said: Metropolice Fritz Lang's dystopian epic where all law enforcement personnel drive small BL hatchbacks. Metro Polis As above, set in Scotland AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 The Little Rascals: The cast of Our Gang get up to hijinx while driving small Bedford vans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Mercury Rising: Bruce Willis helps save an autistic boy by going on the run in his mid sized Ford group car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Start Wreck: The Search For Spark A group of travelers occasionally throw themselves left and right against the door cards as they drive their schizophrenic friend about in an old prototype Volga (the 1701) that's just failed it's MoT. Periodically it stalls out and the Scottish one who knows a bit about cars is forced to reset the points, change the condenser and hotwire the ignition switch to keep going. Dobloseven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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