Dobloseven Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 A few Autoshite takes on popular films. The Full Mondy A group of unemployed steel workers attempt an engine swap on one of Fords finest, wearing nothing but red leather posing pouches. Brokeback Mountain Two latter day cowboys repair the chassis on a Nissan Navara pick up whilst wrestling with their sexuality. And each other. Cool Runnings The Jamaican bobsleigh team are assured their aircon"Just needs a regas M9". Cable Tietanic A young Leonardo di Caprio repairs the bumper on his 200SX after drifting into an iceberg. Anyone think of any others? timolloyd, davocano, chodweaver and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Sceptre: 007's latest gadget-laden chariot from Q Branch was made in 1969 by Humber. MisterH, chodweaver, davocano and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Ad astra: an astronaut undertakes a mission across the universe in search of the truth about the advert for the Astra once owned by his father MisterH, DSdriver and davocano 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 'Also sprach Zarathustra....' exclaimed the parts man, in the FIAT dealership, not able to locate bumper bolts for a *similar Zastava 🤐 Sigmund Fraud and DSdriver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Raid on Copart - A group of militia create a hostage situation by utilising one of the ‘fill a barrow for £50’ days to liberate the yard of Mondeo Mk2 bumpers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Viva Las Vegas. Elvis tries to win a race using one of Luton's finest,powered by a 1256 pushrod lump! eddyramrod, timolloyd and Shite Ron 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted January 22, 2022 Author Share Posted January 22, 2022 Fifty Shades of Grey A naive young woman is beaten on her bottom with a BMW colour chart. eddyramrod, richardmorris, Shite Ron and 8 others 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyW201 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Layer Caked, A group of shady car dealers buy a load of rotten '70s Fords and make a fortune after caking them up with several coats of wob. timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Princess Diaries A year in the life of an Austin Princess Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyW201 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 No time to die, James Bond gets his most challenging job yet, negotiating Swindon's 'magic roundabout' while his DB6 has an intermittent cutting out at idle problem mk1_4dr, davocano, chodweaver and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 The Italian job. Ian gets in his ital to do a job. mk1_4dr, chodweaver, eddyramrod and 5 others 4 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Operation Delta Force: A special ops squad has to restore an Integrale. tooSavvy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 The French Collection. Gene Hackman must track down suspicious Xantias with leaking suspension and crusty sills full of cocaine. MiniMort, AnnoyingPentium and MisterH 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Invacars from Mars. Earth is invaded by a species thought to have all been scrapped in 2002. Suddenly they’re everywhere. DSdriver, MisterH, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 43 minutes ago, timolloyd said: The French Collection. Gene Hackman must track down suspicious Xantias with leaking suspension and crusty sills full of cocaine. Carget; Gene is an ex-CIA operative, while touring cold war europe in search of prime chod he is accosted by itinerant violin players and ends up in east germany. timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Longest Day. A guy drives a Vauxhall Corsa 1.0 Merit from Penzance to Thurso meeting all sorts of boring characters along the way at service stations. davocano, DSdriver, AnnoyingPentium and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Christine: a 6th-form lad falls for Neil Hamilton's wife and spends all his time and money prettying her up. Casino Royale: 007 wins a late 70s Vauxhall in a card game. Dobloseven, DVee8, Shite Ron and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Charm Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Vanishing Paint: a group of Mercedes engineers in the mid-nineties invent a type of car paint that falls of when it gets wet. somewhatfoolish, AnnoyingPentium, eddyramrod and 4 others 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Edwardes scissor hands: a tale of battling the unions and cost cutting down at late 70s BL AnnoyingPentium, MisterH and somewhatfoolish 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Top gun gum: The best of the best of the best of the rest compete to "fix" blowing exhausts DSdriver and Blake's Den 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Inception- A crack team infiltrate Donald Stoke’s subconscious in the early 60s to plant the idea that creating British Leyland might have drawbacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Young Ones: A bunch of teenagers sign up for new Peugeots on finance because there's no other way they can afford insurance. Cliff sings, and Robert Morley gets involved in a big judo brawl. davocano and timolloyd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The matrix- A 5 hour epic shot in real time sees an man try, in vain, to change heater matrix on his Alfa 166. Spoiler- he fails, and resorts to k seal, thus leaving the door open for a sequel. somewhatfoolish, davocano, warch and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Shouldn't that be the bonnet? chaseracer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Caddyshack, A group of teenagers run a makeshift workshop pineappling small Volkswagen vans. The film stars Chevy Chase the sales director of the local VAG dealership and Bill Murray as the mature aged work experience bloke at Halfords. somewhatfoolish and warch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake's Den Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 The Great Espace : Steve McQueen tries to escape in a 90s Renault but suffers from catastrophic electrical failure at the Swiss border. warch, eddyramrod, somewhatfoolish and 2 others 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETCHY Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Mad Maxi. A post apocalyptic world where the hero cruises around trying to find a Hydrolastic pump. DSdriver, MisterH, davocano and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tul66 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, HMC said: The matrix- A 5 hour epic shot in real time sees an man try, in vain, to change heater matrix on his Alfa 166. Spoiler- he fails, and resorts to k seal, thus leaving the door open for a sequel. There speaks a man who has suffered real pain.😄 HMC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mintwth Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Seven: Detective buys Caterham kit car. Obtaining parts involves many sins. Head arrives in a box. chodweaver, davocano and timolloyd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agila Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, mintwth said: Head arrives in a box. That's Hermes for you, the guy only ordered a steering wheel. DSdriver and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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