Slang names for cars

[bangernomics]

Starting off.

 

Ford Orion-Ford Onion

Ford Capri-Ford Crapi

 

You get the gist.

[Fumbler]

Ford Mundeno

Ford Escrote

Anglebox for Anglia as well I think?

[Split_Pin]

Chavalier 

Shove-it (Chevette)

TinCorner (Cortina)

Hitlersladen (Beetle)

Pisshat (Passat)

Raver (Rover)

 

[Isopon]

Ford Crocus- Focus

Bini- Mini (any BMW varient)

Fezzer- Fiesta

[HillmanImp]

Hillman Limp

[LightBulbFun]

I erm...

[Magic]

VW Boring.

Austin All-aggro.

Posh Beetle - Any Porsche 911.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Back in the 1990s I owned what transpired to be a unicorn poop rare RHD 2 door Mk1 Jetta. 

Bored one day, I hacked up a couple of spare mk1 Golf badges I had lying around, along with the Jetta bootlid badge. When finished, my car proudly wore its GoGetta badge for the remainder of my ownership. It actually looked almost OEM too. 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

3 minutes ago, Magic said:

VW Boring.

Austin All-aggro.

Posh Beetle - Any Porsche 911.

Good ones. 

My take is Volkswagen Borat and a modern Beetle is a Golf in a Frock. 

[Magic]

1 minute ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Good ones. 

My take is Volkswagen Borat and a modern Beetle is a Golf in a Frock. 

My mates might have called it a Boring, but they never refused a lift in it! 🤣

 

[Daviemck2006]

Shitroen pickurasso

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[LightBulbFun]

from the top of my head heres a few that WONT get me banned from most forums LOL

Brough superior: Rough Inferior

Triumph Stag: Triumph Slag

 Leyland National: Leyland Nasty

2CV: Tin snail

@Saabnut's Enema LOL

Plastic Pig or 3 Pin plug for any sort of plastic 3 wheeler

and of course all the MGB: Sherpa Coupe ones etc  

[AndyW201]

Mostly gained from my early days as a trainee in a Rover dealership and later as a taxi driver.

Triumph Snag (Stag)

Triumph Dolloposhite (Dolomite)

Triumph Toiletdoor (Toledo)

Ford Esc-rot (Escort)

Austin Monte-won't go (Montego)

Vauxhall Ashtray (Astra)

Bedford 'absolute f***ing C***' (Rascal). Coined by a mechanic at Reg Vardy Rover circa 1991 after  having a flame shoot out of the carb while sitting in the drivers seat of one and eventually having to get the engine out of it. "Bedford Rascal? Bedford Absolute F***ing C*** more like!"

Vauxhall Edam (Adam). Small, round and cheesy...

 

[eddyramrod]

Ford Cack (Ka)

Tranny (Transit)

Granny (Granada)

Dagenham Dustbin (Zephyr or Zodiac, usually mk4)

Triumph Harold (Herald)

[Agila]

Nissan Joke.

Nissan Crapqai .

I call my Yaris Rolf but let's not go there.

 

 

[Spiny Norman]

High&dry Snotter (Hyundai Sonata)

Squashed in taxi (Austin Maxi)

Datsun Puke/Cashcow (Nissan Juke/Qashqai

VAGshit (all of them)

Fester (Fiesta)

Poxhall Disastra (figure it out...)

[Spurious]

Hyundai accent Accident. 

[New POD]

Omega. Oh-MEGA

Ashtray 

Corsa - curse-her

Adam Ant 

Suzuki sc100 - Flying zit 

RD350LC  - Elsie 

Movano Monaro 

JAZZ JIZZ 

Honda Civic  1.5 Rover 214 

Accord-ian 

Legend Leadend 

Range Rover sport.  Beckham Barrow

Spitfire Shitfire

Midget Spriget 

MGB Sherpa Roadster

GT6 Spitfire coupe 

Morris mini seven - Austin Mini 

Maxi - Crab

Princess - great big wallowing Turd. 

 

[New POD]

Mx5 - Elan 

[straightSix]

Kia Picunto

Nissan Gashqai

Vauxhall gashtra

 

 

[Liggle]

Vauxhall Disastra (Astra)

Ford Anglebox (Anglia)

Ferrari Scud (F430 Scuderia)

Skud (Skoda) 

Bear or Skodiaq (Skoda Kodiaq)

GR (Toyota GR Yaris)

Also, so many people so Robin Reliant rather than Reliant Robin

[grogee]

Any 50cc motorbike: Egg-whisk

[Sham]

Poxhall insignificant
Aldi
Poxhall disastra
Suzuki Celery
Toyota Pious

I'll add more as I remember them

[lesapandre]

Rolls Royce Silver Mist was not called mist...as it means manure in German.😂

[lesapandre]

MGB - Austin Cambridge  sports.

[lesapandre]

Hillman Pimp and Triumph Dolly.

[lesapandre]

Lumber Hawk (Humber)

[lesapandre]

A35 peanut...Fiat 500 (original) mobile baked bean.

Ford Popular - a 'pop'.

[lesapandre]

Jaguar 420G - mobile gin palace.

[lesapandre]

Any early 50's American car with a big chrome grille was said to have a Dollar Grin.

Anything  that rusted easily - a rustbucket.