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RoverFolkUs Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

RoverFolkUs

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  On 27/06/2022 at 18:39, JJ0063 said:

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Tried to be as detailed as I could, FB doesn’t allow enough characters so mentioned in the advert that the full details are in the pics. 
 

Matey replies:

 

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Why do I fucking bother?

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Tell him to browse the pictures: ..... 

"Slide to the left"

"Slide to the right"

"Chris cross" 

"Cha cha real smooth" 😁

JJ0063 Rank: Lancia Gamma

JJ0063

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Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

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Metal Guru Rank: Talbot Tagora

Metal Guru

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  On 27/06/2022 at 18:53, stuboy said:

to feed the spawn that swim in the pond of morons

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Tempting to place an ad along the lines “ car for sale, no  more details. You have to guess where it is!”

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Split_Pin

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  On 28/06/2022 at 07:53, JJ0063 said:

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

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Jesus wept 😂

Rusty_Rocket Rank: Citroen Ami

Rusty_Rocket

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Is this Facebook? If so, I'm not surprised, I left that stinking cesspit of misery years ago.

Ebay classified listing, with lots of detail like you put in the above ad, and I'm sure you'll sell it to someone that doesn't breathe through their mouth, or have tattoos on their hands.

motorpunk Rank: Renault 16

motorpunk

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  On 28/06/2022 at 07:53, JJ0063 said:

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

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"Where have I got to come to look at it"

On my face.

JJ0063 Rank: Lancia Gamma

JJ0063

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  On 28/06/2022 at 08:32, Rusty_Rocket said:

Is this Facebook? If so, I'm not surprised, I left that stinking cesspit of misery years ago.

Ebay classified listing, with lots of detail like you put in the above ad, and I'm sure you'll sell it to someone that doesn't breathe through their mouth, or have tattoos on their hands.

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That’s the next step, I just thought I’d try FB as it’s free!

I do however have tattoos on my hands I'm afraid. I’m basically scum. 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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  On 28/06/2022 at 14:04, JJ0063 said:

Chris Cross is back 

 

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It would be worth sending this reply:

 

I like my stuff knockin' (Knockin')
I love it when the girlies be like jockin' (Jockin')
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Yeah, you know me
I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around, G
In the mix, I made MC's step back
They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear; is that coincidental?
Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental
Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And nuthin' fake and you can understand every word (Word, hahaha)
As you listen to my cool, smooth melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

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Tenmil Socket Rank: Renault 16

Tenmil Socket

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  On 28/06/2022 at 14:04, JJ0063 said:

Chris Cross is back 

 

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Tell him you’re scrapping it…

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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  On 28/06/2022 at 14:33, Dick Longbridge said:

It would be worth sending this reply:

 

I like my stuff knockin' (Knockin')
I love it when the girlies be like jockin' (Jockin')
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Yeah, you know me
I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around, G
In the mix, I made MC's step back
They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear; is that coincidental?
Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental
Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And nuthin' fake and you can understand every word (Word, hahaha)
As you listen to my cool, smooth melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

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What is that? It just looks like a jumble of words...

Out Run Rank: Citroen Ami

Out Run

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  On 28/06/2022 at 14:04, JJ0063 said:

Chris Cross is back 

 

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Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on.

High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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Ask him if that's the 'best that he can do'?

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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  On 28/06/2022 at 16:24, sierraman said:

What is that? It just looks like a jumble of words...

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Did you sleep through 1992?

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inconsistant Rank: Lancia Gamma

inconsistant

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  On 28/06/2022 at 18:07, Out Run said:

Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on.

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No need for jeans, he’s a Minstrel Gigolo. 

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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  On 28/06/2022 at 08:03, Supernaut said:

It's in Fife, m9.

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CAR IS IN FIFE

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High Jetter

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  On 28/06/2022 at 21:49, Metal Guru said:

How far is that from London?

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A musket and a drum.:roll:

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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  On 28/06/2022 at 21:49, Metal Guru said:

How far is that from London?

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FIFE

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RoverFolkUs Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

RoverFolkUs

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  On 28/06/2022 at 07:53, JJ0063 said:

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

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"Where have I got to come to look at it" 

What sort of ridiculous use of words is that? It's like it's a chore for him and he'd be doing you a favour by coming to see it!

I'd be saying there's fuck all you've got to do, it's entirely your choice!

bunglebus Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

bunglebus

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  On 28/06/2022 at 18:07, Out Run said:

Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on.

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To be fair, the original Kris Kross wore all of their clothes back to front

Chris Kelly Dead: Rapper Kriss Kross Dies at 34

Jump, Jump

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