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Posted
  On 21/08/2021 at 18:54, Agila said:

These are amazing things for the money. I've just logged back in to mr2roc.org as it's been 4 years since I sold mine. I've got to say it's bloody tempting to buy. 

Nothing puts as big a smile on your face for less pounds.

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I was about to buy one 7 years ago.......I went to look at the car, it was red, facelift, not much history but priced right, being sold from an ok residential area.

I was speaking with a guy who I thought was Michael ( he could have been going by another name, I cant remember), the owner of the car, a private sale.

All our messages were signed off Michael, on the phone he responded to the name Michael.

Anyhow I looked at the V5 and there is a different name on it......I think the address may have been different too.

Ummmm Mike,  WTF??

Anyhow he told me his story, he was an actor, Michael was his stage name, starting showing me some DVD's purporting to be films he'd played parts in, told me about a new film he was going to be in.....I'd never heard of him or these films before., 

Anyhow the alarm bells starting ringing,  I think I said I needed to go for a coffee and have a think about it. I either rang him or txt him and said "not for me Mike, Joe, Billy..... all the best with the films" .

Anyhow  the wife told me I was gonna be a dad about 2 weeks after this....and that as they say was that......MR2 money became deposit on house money....

I do still want one but I have 4 cars in various states of repair at the moment, one would have to go first.

 

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  On 21/08/2021 at 18:31, Hogie said:

I just read your advert for that MR2.......the advert is so well written  I was literally thinking which car can I sell quickly so I can buy this......unbelievable that is the level of offer  on a keenly priced well described motor like that. 

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Why thank you :)

I actually wrote it with Roadster owners in mind - people who know what all the common faults are and that I've come across every single one 😂

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  On 21/08/2021 at 08:09, DodgyBastard said:

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I still can't tell if he was a complete fucktard or a troll.

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"Jock Stene" is a troll.  Jock Stein was a Scotland and Celtic manager.  Lisbon Lions and all that.

Posted
  On 22/08/2021 at 18:02, TheOtherStu said:

Why thank you :)

I actually wrote it with Roadster owners in mind - people who know what all the common faults are and that I've come across every single one 😂

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Don't suppose you like fast Saab's? 

Saab's like this one. Now on a private plate.

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  On 22/08/2021 at 18:27, Agila said:

Don't suppose you like fast Saab's? 

Saab's like this one. Now on a private plate.

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If it had been an Estate, I would have done too!

I need to sell this to buy the dog a new car.

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  On 22/08/2021 at 18:45, TheOtherStu said:

If it had been an Estate, I would have done too!

I need to sell this to buy the dog a new car.

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Your dog can drive? They are clever. When did they pass their test? 🤣🤣

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Posted
  On 22/08/2021 at 20:29, mitsisigma01 said:

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Passed first time 

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My MILs dog looked ill on the morning of its test, she asked it how it felt. It responded

 

 

RUFF

🤣🤣

Posted
  On 21/08/2021 at 08:09, DodgyBastard said:

Here's a recent one from the sale of my 305

What a wankstain.

 

Yes, that's the famous "Minder" Capri that this clown definitely didn't find in a scrapyard and restore.

I still can't tell if he was a com

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What a pain in the arse, his imagination is definitely more flourishing than his bank account, what a complete bullshitter.
The worst thing part is his only intention was to just waste someone's time from the beginning.

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Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 14:42, jmsguzzi said:

Currently having the pleasure of dealing with this observant genius

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We should get him on Mastermind, specialist subject.... 

 

Reading 

 

🤣🤣🤣

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I love and hate this thread in equal measures. It's funny, but depressing and means that I will probably never sell any of my cars for fears of having to communicate with such knob rots.

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  On 31/01/2022 at 15:01, Eyersey1234 said:

We should get him on Mastermind, specialist subject.... 

 

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Is that where he's from? 🤣

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Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 15:45, High Jetter said:

Is that where he's from? 🤣

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He's not sure. Never looked at the sign.

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Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 15:45, sierraman said:

‘What’s the lowest you’ll go?’ Fuck my life...

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If/when the Fabia gets fired out of the Pentium fleet the first twit to ask that is getting blocked. 😆

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  On 31/01/2022 at 15:48, AnnoyingPentium said:

If/when the Fabia gets fired out of the Pentium fleet the first twit to ask that is getting blocked. 😆

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Just put it in the advert. Then you can take the piss out of them.

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Much

 

Really, just that single word 'much'. 

Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 17:02, jmsguzzi said:

 

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I think the genius is trying to say he wants to use it as a taxi but then the penny has dropped that a near 22 year old car might be a little too old. 

Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 21:27, Eyersey1234 said:

I think the genius is trying to say he wants to use it as a taxi but then the penny has dropped that a near 22 year old car might be a little too old. 

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A 22 year old petrol straight six that I’ve only ever been able to get max 26 mpg out of no less, perfect urban transport.

Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 17:19, Cavcraft said:

Much

 

Really, just that single word 'much'. 

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Answer: 'enough'.

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I once had an ironing board ( brand new),for sale on eBay £10. Postage would have been at least £15 , so I listed  it as collect only.

I sold that thing 5 times , to idiots who didn’t read the ad. I even got people buying  it after I’d added , I’m in Scotland 400 miles from London , don’t buy unless you are going to collect in person. 
Even then I got “how much is the postage ?” messages, then kindly pointing out , they could get one in a shop cheaper! Exactly.

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I hate people...

 

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fucking wankstain.

 

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not my fucking problem.

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this last one really fucked me off, I hate people randomly turning up when I'm not there.

 

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Fucking arsehole.

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My favourite from those is ‘done car take back and its come back £700’, like he’d fucking rumbled you. 

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You are a magnet for roasters. 

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Posted
  On 31/01/2022 at 15:45, sierraman said:

‘What’s the lowest you’ll go?’

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"For 50p I will perform a sordid act on your Dog, and film it. Is that low enough?".

This is why I cannot deal with the general public.

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