Most stupid message while flogging a shiter

[sierraman]

20 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

It's inevitable that Chris Cross gonna make you jump (with anger). 

Does it Ride like the Wind? 

[RoverFolkUs]

12 hours ago, JJ0063 said:

 

 

 

Tried to be as detailed as I could, FB doesn’t allow enough characters so mentioned in the advert that the full details are in the pics. 
 

Matey replies:

 

 

Why do I fucking bother?

Tell him to browse the pictures: ..... 

"Slide to the left"

"Slide to the right"

"Chris cross" 

"Cha cha real smooth" 😁

[JJ0063]

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

[Metal Guru]

13 hours ago, stuboy said:

to feed the spawn that swim in the pond of morons

Tempting to place an ad along the lines “ car for sale, no  more details. You have to guess where it is!”

[Supernaut]

It's in Fife, m9.

[Dobloseven]

59 minutes ago, sierraman said:

Does it Ride like the Wind? 

Is it located between the moon and New York City? 

[Split_Pin]

28 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

Jesus wept 😂

[Rusty_Rocket]

Is this Facebook? If so, I'm not surprised, I left that stinking cesspit of misery years ago.

Ebay classified listing, with lots of detail like you put in the above ad, and I'm sure you'll sell it to someone that doesn't breathe through their mouth, or have tattoos on their hands.

[motorpunk]

55 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

"Where have I got to come to look at it"

On my face.

[JJ0063]

14 minutes ago, Rusty_Rocket said:

Is this Facebook? If so, I'm not surprised, I left that stinking cesspit of misery years ago.

Ebay classified listing, with lots of detail like you put in the above ad, and I'm sure you'll sell it to someone that doesn't breathe through their mouth, or have tattoos on their hands.

That’s the next step, I just thought I’d try FB as it’s free!

I do however have tattoos on my hands I'm afraid. I’m basically scum. 

[Rusty_Rocket]

You could put on a mitten? 

[JJ0063]

Chris Cross is back 

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

28 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Chris Cross is back 

 

It would be worth sending this reply:

 

I like my stuff knockin' (Knockin')
I love it when the girlies be like jockin' (Jockin')
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Yeah, you know me
I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around, G
In the mix, I made MC's step back
They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear; is that coincidental?
Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental
Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And nuthin' fake and you can understand every word (Word, hahaha)
As you listen to my cool, smooth melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

[3VOM]

5 hours ago, motorpunk said:

"Where have I got to come to look at it"

It's outside.

[Tenmil Socket]

46 minutes ago, JJ0063 said:

Chris Cross is back 

 

Tell him you’re scrapping it…

[Rocket88]

1 hour ago, Tenmil Socket said:

Tell him you’re scrapping it…

“ scraping it” surely?

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

It would be worth sending this reply:

 

I like my stuff knockin' (Knockin')
I love it when the girlies be like jockin' (Jockin')
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Yeah, you know me
I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around, G
In the mix, I made MC's step back
They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear; is that coincidental?
Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental
Two lil' kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
And nuthin' fake and you can understand every word (Word, hahaha)
As you listen to my cool, smooth melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

What is that? It just looks like a jumble of words...

[Out Run]

4 hours ago, JJ0063 said:

Chris Cross is back 

 

Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on.

[Split_Pin]

Just fucking block him man, hes definitely a timewaster. 

[High Jetter]

Ask him if that's the 'best that he can do'?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

2 hours ago, sierraman said:

What is that? It just looks like a jumble of words...

Did you sleep through 1992?

[inconsistant]

27 minutes ago, Out Run said:

Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on.

No need for jeans, he’s a Minstrel Gigolo. 

[big_al_granvia]

10 hours ago, Supernaut said:

It's in Fife, m9.

its in renfrew m8

[alcyonecorporation]

13 hours ago, Supernaut said:

It's in Fife, m9.

CAR IS IN FIFE

[Metal Guru]

1 minute ago, alcyonecorporation said:

CAR IS IN FIFE

How far is that from London?

[High Jetter]

3 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

How far is that from London?

A musket and a drum.

[alcyonecorporation]

24 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

How far is that from London?

FIFE

[RoverFolkUs]

14 hours ago, JJ0063 said:

Voice message was some sort of half asleep message saying “too far out for me bruv”

 

literally a map on the advert 

"Where have I got to come to look at it" 

What sort of ridiculous use of words is that? It's like it's a chore for him and he'd be doing you a favour by coming to see it!

I'd be saying there's fuck all you've got to do, it's entirely your choice!

[sierraman]

3 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Did you sleep through 1992?

Probably, I was six. 

[bunglebus]

4 hours ago, Out Run said:

Chris Cross sounds like the kind of knacker that would struggle to put a pair of jeans on.

To be fair, the original Kris Kross wore all of their clothes back to front

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