Most stupid message while flogging a shiter

[Angrydicky]

Another thick twat who has obviously failed to read the detailed listing or look at the 12 photos.

[Eyersey1234]

  On 08/05/2022 at 15:11, RoverFolkUs said:

 

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Mint condition? Do they mean full of holes like a Polo? 🤣🤣

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 08/05/2022 at 18:08, Eyersey1234 said:

Mint condition? Do they mean full of holes like a Polo? 🤣🤣

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You could be on to something there 😅

[RoverFolkUs]

Ive finally caught one of the toerags in the wild....

[High Jetter]

Have fun 

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 13/05/2022 at 21:18, High Jetter said:

Have fun 

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The chances of him collecting "to moz eve"?

Yeah, pretty close to zero!

[sutty2006]

Not a car, but a cot. 

had the usual “is this still available” so left it 5 mins. Replied with “yes” and instantly got that reply. 
 

pleb. 

 

[sierraman]

Some people fundamentally don’t understand how the world works do they. 

[artdjones]

Everything I put on marketplace immediately gets an attractive lady asking is it still available? As if a twenty something in Finland wants a Toyota Corolla headlamp.

[garethj]

 

I had the same when selling a dishwasher on there!

Considering it was 6 months old and £50, I can’t believe how many people tried to haggle me down to £40.  I must have had 6 or 7 messages with one person, it went quiet for a bit and he replied later with “I bought a new one”

 I bet that cost you more than £50!

[anonymous user]

It seems to be a regular Facebook thing. I have been sticking a lot of stuff on marketplace in the last few weeks. I have had that message so many times on the most random items. 

I know it's a scam, but would love to have seen the FedEx courier try to go off with a baby grand piano under his arm

[808 Estate]

  On 14/05/2022 at 09:47, artdjones said:

Everything I put on marketplace immediately gets an attractive lady asking is it still available? As if a twenty something in Finland wants a Toyota Corolla headlamp.

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[UltraWomble]

Currently getting repeated messages of an utter balloon on ebay over a new VAG alloy with brand new tyre Im flogging - Ive got it up for £120, but will accept £100.

He wants it for £80 because

a) He doesnt want the tyre

b) He has to travel to pick it up and its going to use fuel.

Ive lost count of how many times Ive politely told him to fuck off its not happening, and to get himself round the scrappers and look for a matching alloy.

His last response was how he was doing ME a favour getting it out of the way!!

[Crackers]

  On 14/05/2022 at 14:52, UltraWomble said:

Currently getting repeated messages of an utter balloon on ebay over a new VAG alloy with brand new tyre Im flogging - Ive got it up for £120, but will accept £100.

He wants it for £80 because

a) He doesnt want the tyre

b) He has to travel to pick it up and its going to use fuel.

Ive lost count of how many times Ive politely told him to fuck off its not happening, and to get himself round the scrappers and look for a matching alloy.

His last response was how he was doing ME a favour getting it out of the way!!

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"I am selling a tyre with a wheel attached.

If you would like a wheel with a tyre attached, I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere."

[sierraman]

Sometimes it’s funny to put boot on other foot and see how much a seller will bullshit. Case in point Mondeo ST 2.2 diesel local to me, quite fancied one, quick message to effect of any warning lights or DMF noise... reply was ‘goes into limp home if you boot it and the tensioner is rattling’. Verdict: It’s fucked mate the injectors are bollocksed and the flywheel is singing, weigh the cunt in. 

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 14/05/2022 at 15:37, sierraman said:

Sometimes it’s funny to put boot on other foot and see how much a seller will bullshit. Case in point Mondeo ST 2.2 diesel local to me, quite fancied one, quick message to effect of any warning lights or DMF noise... reply was ‘goes into limp home if you boot it and the tensioner is rattling’. Verdict: It’s fucked mate the injectors are bollocksed and the flywheel is singing, weigh the cunt in. 

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"but never bothered me as I haven't had the time to fix it and it's passed its MOT like that"

[sierraman]

  On 14/05/2022 at 15:40, RoverFolkUs said:

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"but never bothered me as I haven't had the time to fix it and it's passed its MOT like that"

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Those were literally their words. EML on but never bothered me... might bother the MOT tester...

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 14/05/2022 at 15:44, sierraman said:

Those were literally their words. EML on but never bothered me... might bother the MOT tester...

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I knew it, they're all the same 😂

For a hat-trick - was it on Facebook?

[sierraman]

  On 14/05/2022 at 15:46, RoverFolkUs said:

I knew it, they're all the same 😂

For a hat-trick - was it on Facebook?

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No. Bumtree, probably is on marketplace though elsewhere. Probably wasn’t a bad buy if you could be arsed to decoke the turbot but it’s not worth the chance it’s the injectors/pump on their way out. But anyway the engine cutting out every day hasn’t bothered him. 

[wuvvum]

  On 14/05/2022 at 15:44, sierraman said:

Those were literally their words. EML on but never bothered me... might bother the MOT tester...

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Assuming it's a Mk3 the EML won't be an MOT issue.

[sierraman]

  On 14/05/2022 at 16:31, wuvvum said:

Assuming it's a Mk3 the EML won't be an MOT issue.

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True that! Still it’s a sign somethings up. 

[twosmoke300]

Like vectra c’s - they came out of the factory with the MILf light on didn’t they ? 

[Daviemck2006]

  On 14/05/2022 at 14:52, UltraWomble said:

Currently getting repeated messages of an utter balloon on ebay over a new VAG alloy with brand new tyre Im flogging - Ive got it up for £120, but will accept £100.
He wants it for £80 because
a) He doesnt want the tyre
He has to travel to pick it up and its going to use fuel.
Ive lost count of how many times Ive politely told him to fuck off its not happening, and to get himself round the scrappers and look for a matching alloy.
His last response was how he was doing ME a favour getting it out of the way!!

Have you a pic or link? I've somehow managed to lose one of my 16" seat leon alloys, looking for one the same to put onto my caddy.

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[DodgyBastard]

Some from today...

 

 

it's actually really solid underneath but like this cunt I'm unwilling to go out of my way to take photos. I might send him a photo of a pile of shit..

 

 

This cunt was never going to buy it.

 

 

No fucking chance.

 

I love telling these cunts to piss off.

[JJ0063]

Put a brand new motorcycle helmet on eBay for £130, had an offer of £115 which I accepted. He then said he couldn’t pay for a week until payday so I cancelled his order and just said if it was available still when he has the money, he’s welcome to it. 

[DodgyBastard]

[wuvvum]

  On 14/05/2022 at 22:38, JJ0063 said:

Put a brand new motorcycle helmet on eBay for £130, had an offer of £115 which I accepted. He then said he couldn’t pay for a week until payday so I cancelled his order and just said if it was available still when he has the money, he’s welcome to it. 

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Really?  He tried to knock you down by a quid??

[RoverFolkUs]

  On 14/05/2022 at 23:21, wuvvum said:

Really?  He tried to knock you down by a quid??

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I'm convinced that sort of behaviour is an ego thing, they want to win the deal even if it means saving £1. No other reason for it that I can think of!

It's like advertising a car for £1250 and someone offering £1200. Why? What does it achieve, is it really worth the risk of losing it and wasting your time over £50? 

Strange behaviour, that's all I can say

[Pieman]

Anybody who uses "m8" in a conversation with me gets blocked, regardless of what it's about.

The only exception is if they are talking about one of these:

[wuvvum]

  On 14/05/2022 at 23:35, Pieman said:

Anybody who uses "m8" in a conversation with me gets blocked, regardless of what it's about.

The only exception is if they are talking about one of these:

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Or, presumably, discussing the quickest way to drive from Glasgow to Edinburgh.