The grumpy thread

[retrogeezer]

That about the Onion makes me grumpy too Phil...

[fotorabia]

Therapist today..just a safety session before the hard stuff begins...but i still ended up feeling a bit wierd afterwards...now...extremely violent nightmare ..wake up nearly shaking..feeling like ive spun a bearing..actually think Ive triggered...its like spiralling towards an epileptic seizure...i kinda know what has brought it on..i read an article about the Stephen Lawrence case...interview with a witness to the murder..and my story is nearly identical to this case....but i was more than just a witness..anyways..ill be ok...but i just feel afraid and alone..again

[messerschmitt owner]

Car broken down with a loose diesel return pipe and I have no tools to fix it. Waiting for the recovery truck in Alva.

[Guest]

Too much stuff.

 

Had enough.

[KruJoe]

Stick with it Rab. You have mates here.

[Partridge]

Can’t believe some thieving shit has nicked a present I sent in the post. Fucking Royal Mail, it has to be one of them. Next time I’m bloody driving it there myself

[KruJoe]

MoMo steering wheel

Have you given up on/ got this in your possession yet?

If not, pm me the item number (or post it below) and I'll see if he'll sell it to me as a fresh punter. Then I can bring it to Chodley for ya. (For cost, obvz.)

[Cavcraft]

Needy/moany people. Sick to fucking death of whining/feel sorry for me/everything is a major hassle people recently. I'm not perfect but I don't think everything fucking thing in the world is someone else's fault/the end of the world/whatever.

There are enough stresses in life without having to read or hear some stupid fucking 'problem' that isn't really a problem at all, but it's just another reason to whinge about something.

 

Like I've just done right there

[Albert Ross]

Details are fuzzy on this one....

Yesterday in the High Street of the village I live in (Part of the Doncaster conurbation) a man was found with head injuries.... during the day... So naturally there was a large Police presence as the scene was sealed and forensics got involved. Well, you have to let them get on with this, as it is vital in case the victim dies. Seriously, I have NEVER seen so many people in my village. People with no business there, just clogging up the open roads. (The main A19 was closed and also a parallel feeder road) In order for people to get from one side of the village, there was a 20 mile detour.... or, as some decided, simple drive through the local park. Yes, that's right, where children play etc. When I mentioned it to the Poilice guiding traffic, they took it on board, got onto control, and something was organised, as they hadn't realised it was happening. Obviously resources were stretched, and it took time for them to get the Manpower in place. What did I witness on my return? Queues of cars going BOTH ways on a narrow walkway through the park, people who were walking had to get out of the way. I told a few drivers not to bother (I was filming it using my phone) and one threatened to get out of his car and hit me..... One shouted at me and told me to mind my own business, another drove straight at me.... Well how inconvenient that I wasn't actually filming at these points.... Apparently according to one driver, the Police had TOLD them to drive through the park..... Bullshit.

 

SO inconvenient, isn't it, that people have to wait a little while, or go a different way, while the Police do their job and look for a vicious attacker/possibly murderer. Fucktards...

[autofive]

the bloke probably just fell over pissed

 

but yes, i agree people only think of themselves

[MrDuke]

In the post this morning: a nice letter from Doovla telling me the Xan needs a VIC due to previous accident damage. How fantastic.

[Guest]

MoMo steering wheel

Have you given up on/ got this in your possession yet?

If not, pm me the item number (or post it below) and I'll see if he'll sell it to me as a fresh punter. Then I can bring it to Chodley for ya. (For cost, obvz.)

 

No, still sod-all.

 

Had enough, hit him with an 'item not received' strike and negative feedback, the lying little wanker.

[Spiny Norman]

Piss-soaked pensioners.

 

Old hag in the queue behind me at the petrol station today absolutely stinking of stale wee.

To make matters worse, every time I edged forward in the queue she shuffled the six inches so she was right behind me so I got the maximum benefit of her miasma....

If I ever get like that I hope to fuck there will be someone there to put a bullet in me....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

NICE*

[cort16]

My Mrs works for a large clothing retail emporium and once saw an old boy shake a fully formed jobbie out the bottom of his trouser leg then just wander off.

[oman5]

My Mrs works for a large clothing retail emporium and once saw an old boy shake a fully formed jobbie out the bottom of his trouser leg then just wander off.

 

It's something common to our American cousins too..check out peopleofwalmart.com

[dean36014]

just found out my girlfriends brain tumour has returned. Had major surgery 7 years ago, and today it was confirmed its back. She'll have the op in about 2 weeks. if its successful, driving license suspended for 6 months, at least 4 months off work. Worried senseless it won't be a success, god i love her.

[Guest]

just found out my girlfriends brain tumour has returned. Had major surgery 7 years ago, and today it was confirmed its back. She'll have the op in about 2 weeks. if its successful, driving license suspended for 6 months, at least 4 months off work. Worried senseless it won't be a success, god i love her.

 

Yes it will, Dean. Never say never. All the best to you and your missus.

[retrogeezer]

That is crap news Dean, positive vibes being sent your way.

[Guest]

That is crap news Dean, positive vibes being sent your way.

 

+1, wafting the pleasant shiteness vibe of beige in your vicinity.

[Lord Sterling]

Sorry to hear this Dean. Hope all goes well for your girlfriend.

[Lankytim]

Fingers crossed for you mate.

[trigger]

Hope it all works out for you and your misses Dean, my thoughts are with you.

[Mr Lobster]

Hope it all works out ok for you both.

[sporty-shite]

Sending good wishes your way, too, Dean. Like Wat wisely says, positivity is king.

[greengartside]

Best wishes from me and SWMBO. Hope you both get through it okay.

[Cavcraft]

Best wishes Dean.

[warren t claim]

My thoughts are with you, Dean.

[wuvvum]

Fingers crossed here too.

[shedvan]

Ha!

 

But not really, I was crazy enough to leave a comment on a website to the effect that the article in question was not 100% and quick as a flash The ENTIRE POSTCODE has been banned from accessing the site, banned on the server or something!

 

 

Strikes me as a touch Stalinist though I have to say.

 

Thank heavens for the lawless verdant green fields of the unregulated Autoshite, where a man can walk free and never get his come-uppance

 

 

(and of course thanks to easy to use proxy servers I am now motivated to neg the see you next Thursday back to the stone-age)