The grumpy thread

[Lukas]

She explained some reasons to me why she did what she has done and she said that I did absolutely nothing wrong at all. She even said I was too good for her at the moment and that´s the reason why she told me everything.But this doesn´t make it easier, knowing that you did nothing wrong and you are alone again anyway. But now I think it may be better to be alone for some time again than to be fooled any longer.

[Cavcraft]

What a pisser. Look on the bright side though, if this was a one make forum you'd have 200 pm's now asking for pictures of her in the knack to spread round teh interwebz.I'm with Tontops, things happen for a reason and also at least you found out early on in the relationship.

[dollywobbler]

Aye. My hit rate on 'women success' is quite poor when I look at the ratio of nice ones and frankly psychotic ones, but got me a good'un now. All just life experience!

[sporty-shite]

Aye. My hit rate on 'women success' is quite poor when I look at the ratio of nice ones and frankly psychotic ones, but got me a good'un now. All just life experience!

I'm the same, except I have a ratio of success:failure rather than good:bad

[barrett]

I can just picture Lukas looking up ''galloping knob-rot'' in his Austrian-English dictionary now...

[M'coli]

I can just picture Lukas looking up ''galloping knob-rot'' in his Austrian-English dictionary now...

Ah, like the hour my mate Chris spent trying to explain "carpet munching" to an Austrian!

[Timewaster]

See what I meant when I said everything happens for a reason was maybe you are different religions or she puts ketchup on her toast or she has manky toe nails or you hate her favorite band or she shags some other bloke - anything really. either it works or it doesn't.It sounds like she has some self esteem issues, you not being good enough and her taking it wherever she can get it.Take some time out, catch up with your mates, polish your spanners, put your cds in alphabetical order and before you know it some other bird will catch your eye and the good times will return :-)You want a head Fuck, try a GF who decides she is a lesbian and dumps you to be with her bird!Been there, got over that. The current Mrs tops is the best you could ask for.Good things and those who wait........Can you tell I've been drinking?!

[warren t claim]

Was her bird fit?

[Minimad5]

See what I meant when I said everything happens for a reason, maybe you are different religion.Either it works or it doesn't.Take some time out, catch up with your mates, polish your spanners, put your cds in alphabetical order and before you know it some other bird will catch your eye and the good times will return

Aye men to that brother !Taking your mind off it, is the best advice anyone can give.I know you have questions, and i know you want back that time, and the feelings you had or still have.But after going out with your mates, enjoying other peoples time.You really do start to appreciate the simple things in life.Maybe that sounds abit like David Attenborough, but i wish you good luck.All good things come to those who wait.

[Timewaster]

my requests for photos were rebuked.Contrary to popular belief, lesbos don't want you to watch or join in, just to Fuck off and leave them alone

[warren t claim]

my requests for photos were rebuked.Contrary to popular belief, lesbos don't want you to watch or join in, just to Fuck off and leave them alone

So all those DVD's I have are inaccurate then? Bollocks!

[whitevanman]

Cheer up, at least you haven't caught galloping knob-rot off her.... Probably best book an appointment at the clap clinic anyhow...

I was wondering how I could say this in a diplomatic way.....you beat me to it

[whitevanman]

my requests for photos were rebuked.Contrary to popular belief, lesbos don't want you to watch or join in, just to Fuck off and leave them alone

never understood mens desire to watch lesbians in action....surely it Bi sexual women going at each other that you want to watch and join in with??

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Not particularly!

[Albert Ross]

What's wrong with ketchup on toast anyway?Lesbians round here are NOT worth watching at it.They look like blokes, all wearing footy shirts, have tattoos, drink "Wife-beater" from the can, have pit bulls, and drive Granadas. Or so it seems. They're more masculine than your average bouncer. Watch them at the old tongue and groove? EEEEUUUURRGHHHHH. Shudder. I need to hurl.

[Albert Ross]

Anyway. miserable bastard moment. As some of you know, I have acquired a Scorpio Ultima 24V. Insurance. I had a reasonable quote for £266 fully comp. I decided to take them up on it, to discover it was expired, and now up to £430 (within a week!). So I decided to try again with the comparison websites. The best anyone could manage was about £390, and the worst? £81,000. Yes, that's £81,000. Third party. £16k deposit, and £6K a month. For a 14 year old Ford. WHAT THE FUCK PLANET DO YOU LOT LIVE ON???!!!! I am still struggling to find a sub £300 quote. I have even just received a mail as I type. Bear with me..... The Post Office. £427. Fuck sake. I have already BOUGHT the car, I just want to drive it. I can't fathom why it's all gone tits up. It's not like I'm a hooligan, chav, learner driver,trapeze artist, or anything else like that. I'm 43 year old Grandparent who would like to smoke about in a comfy shed for a bit. Even Flux, who insure the Land Rover (£84 comprehensive) quoted me £650. They admitted themselves that it was expensive. Knobs.

[Cavcraft]

Trade insurance probably your best bet Albert. Mine was something like £335 this year.Only pita is I'm not insured on pre-1980 cars.

[Richard]

I know somebody who used to work for AA insurance. One quote came up at £400000, and this was over ten years ago before insurance got really expensive. Unfortunately I don't know what the car was or anything about the driver's history.

[chaseracer]

Aye. My hit rate on 'women success' is quite poor when I look at the ratio of nice ones and frankly psychotic ones, but got me a good'un now. All just life experience!

+1

[Pillock]

my requests for photos were rebuked.

 

Contrary to popular belief, lesbos don't want you to watch or join in, just to Fuck off and leave them alone

So all those DVD's I have are inaccurate then? Bollocks!

Yes, completely ficticious.

Cheerleaders actually wear underwear, for example. And policewomen won't do that with their truncheon.

[Angrydicky]

You want a head Fuck, try a GF who decides she is a lesbian and dumps you to be with her bird!

That's a bit too close for comfort :(I fell in love with this girl when I was at school. Liked her for years. But I was too shy to ask her out, maybe if I'd done that straightaway it wouldn't have been so hard-hitting :(Eventually she started dating girls and I was absolutely gutted - I never want to go through that again. She told me she wasn't interested in me but the sad thing is she's the nicest person I've ever met and I suppose in a way I will always love her :(Anyway things have got much better now, my mates have helped me through that patch and this girl has now fucked off to uni, I have her on FB and she is seeing yet another girl, but it doesn't bother me as much as it used to. I met another girl about January time and we were together for about three weeks before I finished it. She definately wasn't right for me.At the moment I'm single and enjoying life, I've got my cars, my tools, my friends and my computer So I'm happy

[Lukas]

That seems harder than my story, I feel with you! The hardest thing for me at the moment is, that I know now what she did at the evenings when she said she hasn´t got time to spent with me because she has to meet her friends or wants to go to bed early. Even at the evening when I drove to her home to talk to her without telling her before that I´m coming, there was a knock on her window but she said she did not notice it. Now I know who knocked and why... Now I even know why she opened the door almost naked. She was already waiting for the other guy!

[Milford Cubicle]

[boobydoo]

What's wrong with ketchup on toast anyway?Lesbians round here are NOT worth watching at it.They look like blokes, all wearing footy shirts, have tattoos, drink "Wife-beater" from the can, have pit bulls, and drive Granadas. Or so it seems. They're more masculine than your average bouncer.

I must admit, British lesbians do seem to be rather rank..they certainly seem to have cornered the "dungarees" and "mullet hairdo" market in the UK.A friend of mine used to be a bouncer , working various clubs in Beds and Northamptonshire. On occaision he would do the gay clubs and said the gay blokes were no trouble at all, but the lezzers were always getting into fights ,swearing,hurling beer bottles and generally smacking each other in the mouth!!

[Milford Cubicle]

I don't know any stereotypical lesbians, I feel like I'm missing out.

[wuvvum]

Steering the thread away from mugrunchers for a moment if I may, this old crate has been getting on my schnarbons today.

 

 

I picked it up yesterday, got to the seller's house and it started first time, so I paid, slung it in the back of the Espace and went on my merry way. Went out to it this afternoon, and it started first time. Let it run for a minute, then switched off and went indoors to find my helmet, intending to take it for a quick blezz up the road. Came back out and it didn't want to know. It's firing - on one pot - but doesn't want to start. I even left it for half an hour in case I'd somehow flooded it, but to no avail.

 

So far I've ascertained that the fuel pump is pumping petrol through just fine and all four of the plug leads are sparking strongly (can't get the plugs themselves out as my plug spanner won't reach, but I can't see three plugs simultaneously packing up with no warning). Spark + fuel should = vroom, but not in this case. I paid £150 for the bike (CBR600) with a load of spares, so I don't necessarily object to having to spend money on it to get it on the road, but I get really annoyed when engines stop working for no apparent reason.

[MrDuke]

Steering the thread away from mugrunchers for a moment if I may, this old crate has been getting on my schnarbons today.

 

 

I picked it up yesterday, got to the seller's house and it started first time, so I paid, slung it in the back of the Espace and went on my merry way. Went out to it this afternoon, and it started first time. Let it run for a minute, then switched off and went indoors to find my helmet, intending to take it for a quick blezz up the road. Came back out and it didn't want to know. It's firing - on one pot - but doesn't want to start. I even left it for half an hour in case I'd somehow flooded it, but to no avail.

 

So far I've ascertained that the fuel pump is pumping petrol through just fine and all four of the plug leads are sparking strongly (can't get the plugs themselves out as my plug spanner won't reach, but I can't see three plugs simultaneously packing up with no warning). Spark + fuel should = vroom, but not in this case. I paid £150 for the bike (CBR600) with a load of spares, so I don't necessarily object to having to spend money on it to get it on the road, but I get really annoyed when engines stop working for no apparent reason.

After careful consideration, I think the only way that you can possibly feel any better about the situation, is if you give me that large grey beauty lurking in the background. Immediately. All your troubles will then float away and vanish, srsly.

[Slaighty]

Don,t like the look of that wiring hanging under the headlamp. is it an 88 model?

[Lankytim]

[wuvvum]

Don,t like the look of that wiring hanging under the headlamp. is it an 88 model?

Yep, it's an 88 model. The wiring is only there temporarily while I try and get the headlight working properly - there's no power getting to the bulb. Switch is working OK as the back light is working, so it's got to be a problem in the wiring somewhere. Sadly at the moment my main priority is to get the poxy thing running again, so the wiring is going to have to stay there for the time being.