The grumpy thread

[ruffgeezer]

Mrs Ruff's Berlingo got the sharp end of a Zafira into it this morning. Luckily Mrs Ruff and the Rufflets are all OK, but the Berlingo is bollocksd due to bent front suspension, oh and a gouge front to rear down the nearside.

[chaseracer]

Mrs Ruff's Berlingo got the sharp end of a Zafira into it this morning... bollocksd due to bent front suspension, oh and a gouge front to rear down the nearside...

Annoying...

 

Luckily Mrs Ruff and the Rufflets are all OK...

...but this is all that really matters 

[omegod]

This fucking stuff is going through me like a fucking Bullet Train. My innards have gone and have been replaced by a straight through exhaust system, no cat, no baffles, no back box.

 

After the two scopes tomorrow I am stopping off at Tesco's to buy a loaf and a gammon joint. That will be the biggest fucking sandwich of ever.

 

Have we heard back from PBK, did they blow him up too much and he hexploded ?

[AlabamaShrimp]

Really looking forward to some Guinness sausage for my tea. They were a bit brown but smelt OK so shoved them in the oven.

 

Had a thought, are they meant to be brown due to the booze or pink?

 

Turns out its pink! Chopped them up for the Magpie that comes to the back garden.

[cobblers]

Guinness is cracking stuff, but anything that's supposed to taste like Guinness but isn't actually Guinness is always absolutely awful.

I got a bottle of their "brown sauce" one christmas and it tasted like some kind of medical incinerator runoff.

[Cavcraft]

Guiness is disgusting.

[Guest Hooli]

Guiness is disgusting.

 

Guiness staff look disgusted if you do the brewery tour wearing a Theakson's t-shirt

[Inspector Morose]

Guiness is disgusting.

Does not compute. It also makes your turds black.

[chaseracer]

^ And your head hurt! 

[Inspector Morose]

After last weeks attempt at removing my right thumb with a angle grinder mounted knotwheel, I have managed to get an infection in my other thumb. I am now incapable of doing buttons up, zipping my fly after a piss and tying my own shoelaces ( a skill I have only just leaned). Oh yes, and ow. Quite quite ow.

[chaseracer]

Parcel arrived from the US today.  Well, it's at the sorting office in town because Royal Fail want to charge me over £12 (import duty and "handling fee" of EIGHT QUID!!!!) to release it.

 

Grrrrr.

[adw1977]

Parcel arrived from the US today. Well, it's at the sorting office in town because Royal Fail want to charge me over £12 (import duty and "handling fee" of EIGHT QUID!!!!) to release it.

 

Grrrrr.

£11 handling fee with UPS!

[ruffgeezer]

The courier who has my Volvo clocks seems intent on not delivering it.

 

It seems I might have tomorrow to whichever depot near Rainham that has them and deliver them myself.

 

Could really do without the fuckarsing about as the Volvo is currently our only family car.

[Rod/b]

Fucking shit bastard cunts

 

[Guest Hooli]

Cunts indeed. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.

[Rod/b]

That might well be possible, given where i live

[HillmanImp]

FFS, I just went to the garage to get a set of wheels out that I am taking to have the tyres removed tomorrow and they're not frigging there. WTF. Where the hell have they gone, I was going to clean and paint them at the weekend.

 

I've got a load of alloys in the back garden and a further 2 sets of alloys in the garage for other cars but there is absolutely no sign of these steelies anywhere.

 

I'm wondering if I've left them somewhere where the cars been stored or something or at an old house?

 

I IZ STOOPID.

[HillmanImp]

Found where I left the wheels, they were at a property Mrs Imp lets out in Keighley. The tenants have confirmed that I left them in the garage but not that they are still there..... They have gone a bit silent all of a sudden.

 

Hopefully they are just at the cinema or something.

 

Fingers crossed.

 

*edit* Reply received. They are still there. Phew. Just need to pop over there at the weekend if I get a chance to pick them up.

 

What a goon I am.

[michael1703]

The news of Nicky Hayden being in a cycling accident and in a coma, it's not sounding promising

[purplebargeken]

I survived! Watching a screen showing the inside of your own bowels is quite interesting.

 

I appear to have diverticular disease and a pre-cancerous lower oesophagus.

[Coprolalia]

I survived! Watching a screen showing the inside of your own bowels is quite interesting.

 

I appear to have diverticular disease and a pre-cancerous lower oesophagus.

That sounds a considerably better outcome than it could have been! Both manageable with medication and not imminently nasty.

[purplebargeken]

Indeed! ^^ 

 

Should have asked for a DVD copy lol

[pompei]

Good news Ken  -  or at least better than it could have been.  Good luck with recovery

[Mr A Lawrence]

Took the jagwah for mot yesterday which it passed without any advisories.

 

It's never failed an mot yet and only has a couple of minor advisories in all the time it's needed mot.

 

Why is it a grump??

 

Fucking horn packed up during test!!

 

Motherfucker!!

[tooSavvy]

Steve Hewlett, off R4 Media Show, had the BigC in the horsaffaguss...

 

Good catch by docs & ATB m8

 

 

TS

[purplebargeken]

Yeah, just a question of monitoring really

[richardthestag]

The courier who has my Volvo clocks seems intent on not delivering it.

 

It seems I might have tomorrow to whichever depot near Rainham that has them and deliver them myself.

 

Could really do without the fuckarsing about as the Volvo is currently our only family car.

 

Myhermes?

[cort16]

Chris Cornel dead. A sound of my youth gone

[beko1987]

Indeed! ^^ 

 

Should have asked for a DVD copy lol

Then given a copy to all your family for christmas inside a christmas film dvd case...

[anonymous user]

Then given a copy to all your family for christmas inside a christmas film dvd case...

My mother wanted us to watch the video of her open heart surgery, I was not the only one to decline that treat