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outlaw118

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jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

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Fuck the fucking christmas fuck. Everywhere you go is full of rude me me me twats. Tescos is closed for 38 hours. You don't need 15 fucking trolleyfulls of shit that you'll only end up dumping in the bin.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Getting pissed is ace, in fact it's one of the best things you can do.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I did enjoy the office pissup despite convincing myself beforehand it was going to be toss. I don't know whether it was 12 hours of drinking for free, or watching everyone look like death the morning after and do no work - but it was fine as the boss was there, looking like death.

HH-R Rank: Renault 16

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Ah Jesus Christ, wiped my computer to hopefully stop Firefox from crashing every two minutes.

 

It lasted a whole 16 minutes. PISS OFF

andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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I had to do a system restore on my laptop as the latest Firefox is causing all sorts of shit.

It even manged to feck up the wifi card......

 

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Ah Jesus Christ, wiped my computer to hopefully stop Firefox from crashing every two minutes.

 

It lasted a whole 16 minutes. PISS OFF

 

Try Opera?

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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Council are playing hardball over my parking permit.Oh dear. I had so wished for this not to get unpleasant. I don't like being called a liar.

I know what this is like :(. Still at least I managed to stop our cars getting a ticket the other day, the parking warden was taking details of my car.

 

Good luck chap!

Split_Pin Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I went for a Curry and a pint with a few of the guys from my office at one of those World Buffet places, it was pretty good. Paid for by the Company also. The 'Formal' Xmas do was at this expensive, pretentious place in a posh part of Edinburgh, mainly attended by women and other people who I sense have a hatred of Glaswegians. Cheerio then!

alf892 Rank: Renault 16

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Our was last Friday........free taxi to and from.......unlimited free bar and dinner.....not a bad band.

 

We finish tomorrow and petty cash is treating the office to a take away curry for lunch.

 

Even the miserable bitch is marginally less miserable............although this bit does scare me a little.......

twosmoke300 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My works do involved me buying 10 tickets for the rugby for friends and good customers . Free pasties and beer laid on too .

A good night was had esp since I had a posh hotel room to myself !

nebuchenezer Rank: Austin Maxi

nebuchenezer

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so Scottish number 1 is the sports non personality of the year?

 

how dull.....

Cool,

 

Let us all tell him not to win the Davis Cup pretty much single handedly for "Great Britain" ever again then

nebuchenezer Rank: Austin Maxi

nebuchenezer

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It does'nt. Man is a moron in my eyes cannot stand him. Really bad attitude.

And your supreme effort is?.....

nebuchenezer Rank: Austin Maxi

nebuchenezer

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Fucking Xmas.......

 

Supermarkets.....

 

Hatefull rellies......

 

Pointless expense......

 

Bah Humbug!

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Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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Getting pissed is ace, in fact it's one of the best things you can do.

 

I hate mornings and wish I was still drunk

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beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I get paid on the 24th, so Amy said she was going to feed the boy at 1am, check I've been paid then go to asda at 1.30am for the christmas food shop. I can't work out if it will be a genius idea (quiet, possible bargains for branded christmas shit) or a silly idea that every other fucker is going to have!

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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our works do was last Saturday night, at the dog track in Nottingham....

 

i was washing my hair that evening.

xtriple Rank: Renault 16

xtriple

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Someone has pinched my bin! It was full of rubbish as well. What is the world coming to?

fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

fordperv

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My bins Went out for emptying this morning, the wind is that strong the empty bin was making its way off down the road when I popped out to bring them in.

Eddie Honda Rank: Lancia Gamma

Eddie Honda

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Someone has pinched my bin! It was full of rubbish as well. What is the world coming to?

 

Had exactly the same a couple of years ago. Found the rubbish on the far side of the green and retrieved it (fucktonne of nappies) but despite an extended walkaround couldn't even find the charred remains. I had to stick it out early the previous night as I was working nights. No gain for someone else to possess the bin as there are 3 different bin companies and they are pay-per-lift/weight here.

I'm baffled as to the distance they dragged it across the green to where the rubbish was found, it couldn't have been easy as I was on purely pay-per-lift then and I used to really jam pack it full of waste to max my benefit of the charging scheme - it probably had at least 80kg stuffed in it.

 

Thankfully I didn't have to pay the €40 in the small print to the bin co for a replacement.

myglaren Rank: Isuzu Florian

myglaren

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I get paid on the 24th, so Amy said she was going to feed the boy at 1am, check I've been paid then go to asda at 1.30am for the christmas food shop. I can't work out if it will be a genius idea (quiet, possible bargains for branded christmas shit) or a silly idea that every other fucker is going to have!

Always did my shopping on the 24th, it was always quietest then and loads of things were reduced to next to nothing.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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And your supreme effort is?.....

I did the head gasket on my Reliant in 8 weeks  :mrgreen:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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One of our neighbours had our wheelie bin off a while back now. I just went and got it back at 3.00am on bin day having emptied the entire contents in their back yard first.

HH-R Rank: Renault 16

HH-R

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Looks like I owe Mozilla an apology as looking in syslog, I have a very poorly hard drive. BALL SACKS.

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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My boss is too tight to provide a Christmas shindig.  My boss is also fucking skint because I'm my boss.

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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Getting pissed is ace, in fact it's one of the best things you can do.

too old for dat shit

 

so are you :P

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andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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Just took the daughter to look at the a replacement for her Harley sounding 106

She's been chatting to the seller all day about the car,asking reasonable questions and keeping her informed about her travel plans (Coventry to Whitchurch,then to the car)

We get within sight of the sellers house and she gets a message

Sorry,the cars sold............

Seeing as we had her address, the Mrs and daughter both go knocking on her door......

A good 10min "discussion " later and we're on the way home.

Daughter is around £40 out of pocket and is currently posting on All the sellers Facebook selling pages about her dealings

Wifey won't tell.me what was said nut has That look in her eyes......

 

 

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