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The cutting discs I got the other day from Screwfix are proper wank. They will only last about a foot or so before they are fucked.

 

Going to get some more tomorrow but does anyone have any particular recommendations for some that are actually made of stronger stuff than the metal I am cutting. It was Ebaur 125 x 2.5 x 22.2 which have been fine in the past but they were sodding awful this time.

I usually use the 1mm thick Clarke ones from Machine Mart. Nice quick cut and last pretty well.

 

Not sure how much they cost now, but they can't be that expensive or I wouldn't buy them.

Posted

Cool, will see if I can try and find some of them tomorrow. I bought a pack of 5 and used 3 of them cutting off the sill. I do actually have a load of thin ones that are probably better suited but they keep breaking and when you have no idea whats behind the metal in places its only a matter of time before we get a new picture to rival that guy with a disc through his mouth but with it being me.

Posted

Hmm, ADHD and Aspergers assessments round my neck of the woods takes about 3 weeks on average to arrange. 

 

No idea what mental health services are like round your way but here once assessed and told you have Aspergers there is feck all that is offered after that. You might be lucky and have a social services team but don't hold your breath. You might be best getting in touch with the Aspergers Society in the interim. 

 

North / South divide?

 

Think mental services up here are a bunch of lazy bastards. Took them 3 months to acknowledge email from doctors and put me on a waiting list. Going back Friday to try my pathetic best at being forceful.

Posted

re cutting discs - i have come to the conclusion that a reciprocating saw is probaby better than an angle grinder for big 2mm panels!

 

I would have thought that was hard work? Does it cut right through it? Might be worth looking into in the long run. 

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to the retarded old bitch in the middle of eastwood this afternoon, who pulled out of morrisons before deciding that she wanted to be on my side of the road in her shitty citroen mini  van thing, while i was using it (the road that is) and then who started mouthing off when waiting at the traffic lights outside the sun inn, i hope you fucking die in agony, you stupid old cow, and i also hope that you both pissed and shat yourself when you thought it would be clever to sit on the horn as i was going through the junction. that is why i brake tested you, you fuckin old bitch, and you didnt think that would happen?

 

fuck off and die you miserable old which, and next time you need to go to morrisons, use your fucking broom stick as i guess you can fly that better than you can drive.

Posted

I would have thought that was hard work? Does it cut right through it? Might be worth looking into in the long run. 

am looking at buying one - it's £35 plus £6 for five blades from machine mart - it's basically a superfast hacksaw - and will supposedly cut up to 6mm. Yes, I'm sure it's slower, but at a quid or more a disc and each one disintegrating after a foot, the little extra time taken may be better spent than the cost of discs.

 

https://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/clarke-crs350m-mini-reciprocating-saw

 

Unless you spend a couple of hundred, a nibbler can't cope with 2mm steel.

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Slitting disks last loads longer if you are steady on them and don't "dig them in" too deep - Only let them drop about 5-10mm into the panel. It seems to spread the load on the disk so it's got less PSI on the cutting edge and the abrasive can do it's job rather than just burning and chewing whatever structurally holds the disk together.

 

If you let them plunge in too deep it's cutting a at a much narrower bit of steel so thre's more pressure on the cutting edge and it seems to wear them out loads quicker.

 

A mate of mine uses them and they last about a minute and green smoke comes off. He'll shatter more than he wears out, but I've maybe snapped one or two in my life at the worst and I must have done hundreds of disks in.

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am looking at buying one - it's £35 plus £6 for five blades from machine mart - it's basically a superfast hacksaw - and will supposedly cut up to 6mm. Yes, I'm sure it's slower, but at a quid or more a disc and each one disintegrating after a foot, the little extra time taken may be better spent than the cost of discs.

 

https://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/clarke-crs350m-mini-reciprocating-saw

 

Unless you spend a couple of hundred, a nibbler can't cope with 2mm steel.

 

If you have air this sort of thing is good: https://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/clarke-cat118-sabre-saw

 

Though looks like they've redesigned it from the one I've got. Mine is quite happy to take cut down broken blades from the bandsaw.

 

I've also got a plasma cutter which is a nice toy, but I do find cutting bits out on a car I use the air saw more to do the final cut as It's too easy to go too fast with the plasma and cut bits I didn't plan to. Plasma is great for cutting 6 inch off a 4 foot square chunk of new steel though.

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to the retarded old bitch in the middle of eastwood this afternoon, who pulled out of morrisons before deciding that she wanted to be on my side of the road in her shitty citroen mini van thing, while i was using it (the road that is) and then who started mouthing off when waiting at the traffic lights outside the sun inn, i hope you fucking die in agony, you stupid old cow, and i also hope that you both pissed and shat yourself when you thought it would be clever to sit on the horn as i was going through the junction. that is why i brake tested you, you fuckin old bitch, and you didnt think that would happen?

 

fuck off and die you miserable old which, and next time you need to go to morrisons, use your fucking broom stick as i guess you can fly that better than you can drive.

Didn't realise you lived local to me!
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i don't (thank god in a good way?) i work down here so i have to spend the week here, and then get back home on friday.

 

the leaving home at 5am on monday morning is a real shitter....

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I live about 8 mile away from eastwood, used to work up that way and lived in Langley Mill. Not the nicest of areas if I'm honest

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If you have air this sort of thing is good: https://www.machinemart.co.uk/shop/product/details/clarke-cat118-sabre-saw

 

Though looks like they've redesigned it from the one I've got. Mine is quite happy to take cut down broken blades from the bandsaw.

 

I've also got a plasma cutter which is a nice toy, but I do find cutting bits out on a car I use the air saw more to do the final cut as It's too easy to go too fast with the plasma and cut bits I didn't plan to. Plasma is great for cutting 6 inch off a 4 foot square chunk of new steel though.

Get a plasma cutter it's amazing! Very fast and easy, I can't cut straight with it though :-)

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The road round the back of the house is single track. I drop the Ma off at the wider bit, and then I have to reverse to get into my parking bit. My idiot neighbours think it's a top idea to drive to 1/2 inch from my rear bumper and lean on the horn. So I stick it in reverse and wait for them to move out of my way so I can park. Dozy bint doesn't move a bastard inch, just starts leaning on the horn more in a don't squash my kia shitbox sort of way. Fine. I move forwards and as close to the edge as I can. They then play squeeze down the side, windscreen full of conifers because it's not wide enough for 2 cars. More horn, more evil eye. Stupid bitches.

 

TL DR:

Kia picantos are driven by fuckwits. (my sister has 1 too. QED).

the correct procedure in this instance,

  1. apply parking brake
  2. switch of engine
  3. exit vehicle
  4. lock vehicle- dont want it stolen
  5. go into house
  6. make tea
  7. drink tea
  8. go back and park car
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Posted

Fucking London Underground.

 

Apologies to anyone on the A3 this morning between Putney and Wandsworth who witnessed a portly disheveled looking fella mincing down the footpath around 7:15. That was me, late for work and absolutely busting for a shite.

 

That's all

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Oh dear, there you were minding your own business in your van when Bang Bang, the Dark Lady drove into you.

One By One, you counted the broken components and realised you were a Prisoner up here in SVM land.

If I Could Turn Back Time I'd have stopped this happening.

Hopefully the hire van will be a Dead Ringer (for your van) as you have Many Rivers To Cross to get home but be wary of leaving your van.

A band of Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves might strip your van for parts, Just Like Jesse James.

 

The Van is still in Scotland. 

 

Posted

I live about 8 mile away from eastwood, used to work up that way and lived in Langley Mill. Not the nicest of areas if I'm honest

 

now while i am the first to admit that there are plenty of ugly folks in Redcar, they are nothing like the inbreds round here.

 

when ever i stray into town i never, ever see anyone that his hanging right, they are all fucked up round here, on a genetical level!

Posted

Local ghost town shopping centre always has some knobber stopping you to get you to sign up for some shit, no wonder it's ghost town, everyone is sick to death of them.

 

Today it was a credit builder card, the lass got in my way, asked me what my credit history was like, I was taken aback (and trying to get away) but she blocked my way. I then got the spiel and said I didn't want it. "But it's free! Everyone likes free things!" Wow, it's not like there's a million other fee free cards out there. Said I didn't want it about five times, this was rebuffed with asking me if I was 18, she was just about to fill in an application if I'd said yes. Got asked which cards I had and credit limits on them! Fuggin cheek! I should tell them to sod off but I'm too polite and always get my time wasted. Was surprised at the invasive questions though.

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The Van is still in Scotland. 

 

Has it been swapped for a Volvo then?

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Local ghost town shopping centre always has some knobber stopping you to get you to sign up for some shit, no wonder it's ghost town, everyone is sick to death of them. Today it was a credit builder card, the lass got in my way, asked me what my credit history was like, I was taken aback (and trying to get away) but she blocked my way. I then got the spiel and said I didn't want it. "But it's free! Everyone likes free things!" Wow, it's not like there's a million other fee free cards out there. Said I didn't want it about five times, this was rebuffed with asking me if I was 18, she was just about to fill in an application if I'd said yes. Got asked which cards I had and credit limits on them! Fuggin cheek! I should tell them to sod off but I'm too polite and always get my time wasted. Was surprised at the invasive questions though.

tell them unless they help pay it off to FRO

Posted

I fear I updet some people on here because I was not very british in my reaction for the Pajero/wanker-joke in the Pajero-topic. 

 

I would like to apologize, it just was a few times to much. Sorry!

Posted

I fear I updet some people on here because I was not very british in my reaction for the Pajero/wanker-joke in the Pajero-topic. 

 

I would like to apologize, it just was a few times to much. Sorry!

 

Don't worry about it, chief..

Posted

So, now Mercedes themselves have delivered a waterpump for a Mercedes E280 that doesn't look anything like the one on my car. Way fucking hey. Three cheers to another few weeks without my own car.

 

Also, the realisation that things really aren't moving in my life despite constant pushing and is therefore affecting the future relationship between me and Lady_Sterling and not in a positive way.

 

Coming back to the UK was the worst decision I've ever made.

Posted

I fear I updet some people on here because I was not very british in my reaction for the Pajero/wanker-joke in the Pajero-topic. 

 

I would like to apologize, it just was a few times to much. Sorry!

 

 

You didn't upset me Lukas and my dad bought a Pajero new back in 1987.

 

It was registered D701SWL and when he had some bother with it he fixed it by hammering a smaller 20p over the handbrake.

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Sounds like it's of completely the wrong specification \ size \ fitment.

 

Mo, can you not send this back and contact whoever sent it you with a part number off the existing pump? If you go off the MB codes, there's no way they can cock it up. I used to get this all the time at Halfords - 'equivalents' and 'superceded' part numbers that it no way resembled the originals. Customers would return them, fuming, then get told by our hard-of-thinking colleague, "Well, the computer said it was right....."

 

Is it worth giving **** ****** a call if it gets the right part?

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Posted

Sorry Dugong, I meant what was wrong with the old one on the car.

Posted

No pay rise for the second year in a row. Nice to know how much your employers value you.

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