The grumpy thread

[Bobthebeard]

My dogs won't poo whilst out for a walk. I carry turd bags in case, but as soon as we get home they go and have a dump in my back yard, the little twats.

No place like home! 😄

[barefoot]

My dogs won't poo whilst out for a walk. I carry turd bags in case, but as soon as we get home they go and have a dump in my back yard, the little twats.

 

I have trained my dog to shit in the hedge bottom.

My current problem is that they've just fitted boot scrapers outside the changing room at the football ground we walk on.

To the dog, lots of closely spaced uprights and lots of bristles he can press his arse against equals hedge - fucksticks.

[xtriple]

Hey fella check out the dog thread in the off topic section

 

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/15376-dog/

Here I have to admit that I didn't know that there were any other forums here other than this one! I shall now spend the next few hours perusing them!

[cort1977]

VAG in 'invented fuck all' shocker.

My 74 Pontiac has cornering lights which unlike the VAG offering actually shine sideways in to a corner to show you where you are going.   I find them surprisingly useful.

[meggersdog]

Had a Lotus Exige in for MOT today.I now have a bad back.

The two are connected.

[twosmoke300]

My dogs won't poo whilst out for a walk. I carry turd bags in case, but as soon as we get home they go and have a dump in my back yard, the little twats.

 

Similar to what my dad calls a sooner dog

 

 

Sooner shit indoors than out

[cobblers]

I've got a reasonably young dog (5 months) and he's more or less housetrained apart from the occasional shit on the landing carpet. However the landing carpet is heavily patterned in dogshit camouflage, there is absolutely no way you would see it without being on your knees with a torch, so you usually find out by treading on it barefoot just as you get out of the bath, like I did last night. 

 

He's great.

[hairnet]

Like charisma drivers ever need to carry passengers...

they have taxi plates on them round here

[wuvvum]

Some little cunt has keyed the nearside of the Carina.  All along the front wing and door.  If it was any other car it probably wouldn't bother me as much, but that Carina was immaculate.  It'd survived 18 years without a single scratch or dent (apart from needing a nearside mirror casing when Grandad scraped it on the garage wall in about 1998).  It's gone down to the primer, so no way it'll polish out.  I'll get the touch-up stick out for now, and in the unlikely event that I ever have some spare cash I'll have to get it blown over - although being a metallic that probably isn't going to be straightforward.

 

[fordperv]

^ I would love to slowly break the fingers of the twats that think keying someone's car is ok

[Stanky]

Been a bit of a rough month for my Nissan, it took a biff in the bum 2 weeks ago on a slippery bit of backroad (fnarr!) when I stopped to let a car pass on a narrow bit but the guy behind (in his mum's '60 plate VW Polo) phailed to do so, locking up his wheels and sliding into me. To be fair, he came off worse, as his front bumper was severely modified by my tow-bar, but it still pranged the trailer-board socket and crazed the paint on the back bumper of my car.

 

Today, I followed a tractor on my way to work and it was dropping mud and gravel and whatnot, it appears that one of the stones bounced up and hit my drivers side headlight, putting a hole right through the glass lense. Arse! Couldn't find a lense on the 'bay so I've had to go for a whole new (secondhand) unit.

 

God knows whats in store tomorrow! Poor little car!

[Mr Lobster]

FFS. They are remaking Ghostbusters. Stop ruining things with shitty 'reboots' you Hollywood cretins.

[Angrydicky]

A few days ago a 63 plate black Audi (A8 I think) pulled up next to me in the petrol station. As I drove off I noticed the car had been keyed all the way round, down both sides and across the bonnet, down to the primer. In fact the scratches were so large and deep that I think something like a stanley knife had been used, it was a mess. I imagine it would cost the owner a fair whack to have that resprayed! I've never had it done to me, thankfully. What a pisser for you Wuv, I know that was your grandad's car and he always took great care of it as well.

[HMC]

Sorry to hear about cretins scratching your carina wuv. What motivates that sort of thing I will never understand. Pathetic.

[MrDuke]

^ I would love to slowly break the fingers of the twats that think keying someone's car is ok

 

 

[barefoot]

.... so you usually find out by treading on it barefoot just as you get out of the bath, like I did last night...t.

Isn't it cold?

And amazingly slippery?

[320touring]

The dawning realisation that despite the jaaag being exemplary in thee snow, there is next to nae chance of it getting out the street.

 

To get up the hill at the top i'd just need to launch it right out into traffic:(

[purplebargeken]

Wuv, try Chipex instead of one of the ordinary shitty paint stick things. Good results and pretty easy to do. Might be worth a punt?

 

http://www.chipex.co.uk/

[panhard65]

The natural history museum getting rid old dippy !!! A sad day when he goes as he has always been a favorite of mine since I first went there as a kid many years ago. I am sure someone will start a "save dippy" petition before the week is out.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/natural-history-museum-is-replacing-109yearold-dippy-the-dinosaur-with-more-relevant-installation-10009868.html

[michael1703]

I'm so fucked off today I can't be arsed to breathe

[MarvinsMom]

they arent getting rid of said dinosaur, just moving him,

 

plus according to what a read on 'tinternet, next year he's going on a grand tour of the uk (though not with peter ustinov....)

[scruff]

FFS. They are remaking Ghostbusters. Stop ruining things with shitty 'reboots' you Hollywood cretins.

 

I went to see a preview showing of Kingsman (which is kwality by the way) the other night and there was a poster for the remake of "Far From The Madding Crowd". What???!!! 

[oldcars]

Some little cunt has keyed the nearside of the Carina.  All along the front wing and door.  If it was any other car it probably wouldn't bother me as much, but that Carina was immaculate.  It'd survived 18 years without a single scratch or dent (apart from needing a nearside mirror casing when Grandad scraped it on the garage wall in about 1998).  It's gone down to the primer, so no way it'll polish out.  I'll get the touch-up stick out for now, and in the unlikely event that I ever have some spare cash I'll have to get it blown over - although being a metallic that probably isn't going to be straightforward.

 

shame to read this. Same happened to my Shuma a few years back, was my grandfather too and i do try and keep it good. Got it fixed but cost be £££.

[purplebargeken]

Fucking London. Hailstones are ripping down.

 

The place can't even do snow properly FFS

[scruff]

We had a ten minute WHITEOUT, nearly all gone now.

 

[xtriple]

Snowing here as well. Chester is all excited - never seen snow before - and demanded to be let out for a pee. He soon discovered that it's just the same as rain but colder! No chance of it settling (which I'd like) as it's been raining on and off all day.

[Ghosty]

FFS. They are remaking Ghostbusters. Stop ruining things with shitty 'reboots' you Hollywood cretins.

 

All-female lead too for added WTF?

 

Why, just why.

[hairnet]

I'm so fucked off today I can't be arsed to breathe

i challenge you on your biscuit eating sig - especially jaffa cakes

[trigger]

FFS, I replaced my phone battery with one of those cheap long life ones of ebay, It's lasted 3 months and now it discharges itself quicker than i can say "Hammer a smaller socket over it".

 

I've spent all afternoon looking around the house for my old battery to no avail so I've just ordered another "genuine" one of ebay for £6, the moment that pay i stand up to get a drink and spot the old battery on the shelf in front of me...

[Junkman]

The things you spot after a stiff drink - amazing.