The grumpy thread

[TimothyClaypole]

Sold a guitar for my cousin, managed to miss the Ebay tick box for their Global Shipping Program so now getting asked for a delivery date from a guy in Spain as he's going away for a week...

 

Oh dear. 

 

 

Still I have the TNT details saying that Ebay signed for it at Alfreton so he can chase them.  

[Cavcraft]

I can't compete with Richard Madely not being in the supermarket, but:

 

I haven't seen a bloke who plays a builder in Coronation Street and said our dog looked like a cloud, since he made that remark.

 

Lucy Meacock's dog likes our dog.

 

Giles Brandreth still owes me £100.

[Lankytim]

Didn't you throw Giles Brandreth down your stairs or something? You may be waiting a long time for that £100 he owes you.

[UmBongo]

Richard Madeley has ruined Christmas.

 

I always see him in our local supermarket on Christmas Eve. It has become my traditional 'celeb' spot du jour.  Never see him there on any other day of the year.

 

This year I did not see him. I was there.  He was not.

 

Ruined.

 

Shaky should have killed the twat!

 

[beko1987]

Jon lydon was in a pub up the road from me tonight, was on faceache and everything!

[AlabamaShrimp]

Jon lydon was in a pub up the road from me tonight, was on faceache and everything!

There's an excuse not to go in then

[Ghosty]

It's Christmas.

[Lord Sterling]

I once saw Freddie Starr in a Sainsburys carpark whilst I was on my way to the dole office. He trying to be funny directing traffic. I spoke to him for a few minutes. He'd been at the local hospital for a heart bypass.

 

Not exactly what you expect to see whilst on the way to the Job Centre.

[Asimo]

Bah humbug!

[burraston2006]

Google Chrome. Is my ancient slap top or has it be wank this week and keeps crashing?

[Cavcraft]

I once saw Freddie Starr . He trying to be funny.  He'd been at the Job Centre.

 

If only the latter were true.

[Pillock]

 

 

Not exactly what you expect to see whilst on the way to the Job Centre.

I know - there's never normally anyone directing traffic in our Sainsburys, it's hectic.

[Asimo]

Despite my very clear Christmas letter, Santa has failed to deliver the '08 Ford Crown Victoria, yellow, black velour, that I requested.

 

Things ain't what they used to be.........

[Lacquer Peel]

Ah it was my own fault. Tried a mod to increase flow through the sender and made a royal arse of it. Will see of upullit are open in the morning. Beer and Cannonball Run II have helped my mood.

 

Just clip out the plastic gauze and throw it away. It's easy to mix up the return and delivery pipes on the top, don't ask me how. One is blue and the other is black, can't remember which is which but you can see them at the filter end.

[jakebullet]

Ma forced me to buy idiot sister gifts and a card. you must buy a card! £40 wasted to shut up Ma.

 

Idiot sister has bought me a bottle of southern comfort. Again. That's six of the fuckers in a cupboard. Chuff knows where she's got idea that I really love it from. No card. No wrapping. No effort.

[Lacquer Peel]

Ms. Peel is caring for an old man whose family can't be bothered with him today. His grandson lives in the same village, his daughter lives 7 miles away - cheers yeah.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

[fairkens]

^^some people are just cunts, good on your missus

[fairkens]

^^some people are just cunts, good on your missus

[eddyramrod]

I can't compete with Richard Madely not being in the supermarket, but:

 

Lucy Meacock's dog likes our dog.

My dog doesn't like anyone's dog!

 

And, I pass Dave "Hairy Biker" Myers' house every day, either on my way to/from work, or in the van on my rounds, and I've only seen him (walking along the road) once.  Ages ago, not even Christmas or anything.  Wouldn't mind, but apparently the HBs voted our meat and potato pies the best in Barrow, and we have a certificate in the shop that says so.  Have I ever seen him in our shop?  Guess.

[AlabamaShrimp]

I'm poorly been back in bed since a out 11 with very sore stomach. Wife had it last week so now it's my turn. Why did it have to pick an important* day

[Cavcraft]

Ms. Peel is caring for an old man whose family can't be bothered with him today. His grandson lives in the same village, his daughter lives 7 miles away - cheers yeah.

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 

 

Don't concern yourself with whatever those lazy bastards can't be arsed doing, concentrate on the fact that the most important bit is that your bird is the better person in that equation, and that's all that matters.

[Bren]

My dog doesn't like anyone's dog!

 

And, I pass Dave "Hairy Biker" Myers' house every day, either on my way to/from work, or in the van on my rounds, and I've only seen him (walking along the road) once.  Ages ago, not even Christmas or anything.  Wouldn't mind, but apparently the HBs voted our meat and potato pies the best in Barrow, and we have a certificate in the shop that says so.  Have I ever seen him in our shop?  Guess.

How come Lucy Meacock's dog likes yours? Have they corrresponded on twitter?

[Cavcraft]

Because (lame to fame) she lives about 2 miles from me.

[Lord Sterling]

It's Christmas now and some people enjoy the religious aspects of it. Thats fine, I really do hope they enjoy themselves today. Even though I don't believe in Christmas myself, I do wish those who do a happy Christmas.

 

However, I've notice that a couple of usual lot have started to spout thier non-beliefs about the "man" in the sky and the usual tiring accusing crap about its followers.

 

We fucking get it. We don't give a shit in all honesty. Leave people to thier own beliefs and stop continually trying to denounce religion and it's followers. You're not gonna change the world and nor are you gonna change peoples views, all you are doing is making yourselves sound like hateful twats.

 

If you don't like religion or it's followers, that's absolutely fine, personally I've no problem with that, but your continual vocal protest againt it are getting very tiring now. Give it a rest, let it go and please, keep your views to yourselves.

 

Thank you, and may I wish you happy holidays.

[xtriple]

Not eaten  much by the usual standards of Christmas but feel like a barrel, I'm sure it's psychological.... cooked the dogs their roast and they both ate all the meat and left everything else! Ungrateful little gits  

[jakebullet]

City link goes bang. Merry fucking christmas for them

[Jazoli]

City link goes bang. Merry fucking christmas for them

 

 

The race to the bottom has claimed its first victim, I feel sorry for the folk who have lost their jobs but it won't be the last parcel  company to hit the wall in the coming months.

[fordperv]

I feel for the 2700 staff who are no doubt crapping themselves

[RedSparrow]

Had my fill of today's bullshit and sitting on my own in another room.

About every 10 minutes someone comes and asks me if I want a cup of tea for the 385th time or to call me anti social if I don't want to join the forced niceties.

I want them all to fuck off so I can have a bath and go to bed.

[Lankytim]

Spotted a niceish pug 405 TD on ebay that came with a another for bits, £250 opening bid. Asked the seller a question and when I looked at the auction again he'd upped the starting bid to £350. His prerogative but he's still a CHEEKY TWAT.

 

Less than a day left on it too.