Keymaster Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 Always instruct your bank to cancel the dd when you sell a car, its the only way to be sure the dvla wont do this. They'll just send you an arsey letter instead, because they can't steal your money for a month or two to invest in god knows what while you wait for them to process the refund.
NorfolkNWeigh Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 Went past the common up the road from me today, and bloody Pikeys have invaded it again, 30 odd caravans cars crap and hundreds of kids. Last year all the fucking manhole covers were nicked in the vicinity and Council spent 3 days removing their fucking rubbish. and the break ins went through the sodding roof. Fucksticks - Bloody PikeysLook on the bright side, now that's scrap's worth next to fuck all ,they won't be nicking the manhole covers.Oh, that means they'll have to nick more stuff from barns and sheds instead,sorry. fred 1
Junkman Posted August 8, 2015 Posted August 8, 2015 Come on show us this ill spaced plate junket man.
vulgalour Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Smacks of "I've got to fail this old car on SOMETHING", does that. myglaren, Junkman and EssDeeWon 3
twosmoke300 Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Fucking useless wanky met office , check forecast yesterday - full sun this weekend . So I left the windows of my newly purchased soggy Audi open to dry it out at my unit . Woke up this morning at 7 to the sound of it pissing down . Forecast now changed to overcast with showers . I'm sure they have a man on the Isles of Scilly who looks out of his window and updates it to suit . If any other company was so useless at their job they would have gone bust years ago . I'm off to find the man in charge and have him lick the water out of the filthy footwell as punishment
Lacquer Peel Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I think predicting the weather at a local level is like fortune telling. anonymous user 1
twosmoke300 Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I realise it is difficult in cornwall but they have enough money and tech at their disposal to be able to at least get it something near surely ! I wonder if they know how much grief it causes people that have made plans dependant on the forecasts
myglaren Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Wood pigeons, noisy little fuckersSlugs: Quiet but why do they have to eat my flowers and not the bloody weeds
scdan4 Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Aye, I came back from Bristol to Leicester last week, Friday so I guess a busy day............ I hate the m4 round brissle. especially on fridays. It is always, always broken. Slightly different reasons, slightly different places, but always, always broken. The hatred is such we now refuse to travel near it on a friday. Remember kids, just say no. Taff 1
EssDeeWon Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Yeah that needs replacing JM, that doesn't look anything like L81 VRW at first glance. drum, cms206, michael1703 and 1 other 4
J-Rod Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Slugs: Quiet but why do they have to eat my flowers and not the bloody weeds Because they're like that...
Bren Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I'd love to know what it is that is causing me to cough shite up day and night and why even simple things like climbing the stairs are leaving me short of breath and rattling my chest / throat. I even struggle to sleep and I have been in the spare room for the last six months. Never suffered with anything like this before, it's not asthma ( had a spirometery test) - six months ago I was running 10 k in under an hour and doing kickboxing- I should have competed in an inter club in march. It has absolutely flattened me.
Lukas Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I hate these romanian gangs that send young boys and girls around, knocking at my door and begging for money. Makes me very angry.
HH-R Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Was supposed to get almost £80 cashback from Topcashback for buying broadband from TalkTalk, been waiting almost three months and nada. Told them to shove it, first and last time I'll be using anything like that.
gordonbennet Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Twats setting out roadworks diversions, effin use some common sense if it's not been banned. Yesterday, Saturday evening/night, M25 clockwise closed jct 19 (Watford) to 21a, not a problem cos 19 leads off at a maximum speed 2 sliproad onto a half mile long road ending up at the A41/411 roundabout where you just carry onto the old North Orbital Road, all dualled, brill bit of design, just as quick sometimes to use that old section instead of the M25 either way. Fuck that, we're not doing any works there but what we'll do is cone it right down to a single lane for 400 yards immediately before the 2 lane clear skip road begins, which is running swimmingly by the way, massive queues for no reason whatsoever other than sheer cuntishness. How did we stay a world power for hundreds/thousands of years yet the present day fruit of their British lion loins couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, what went wrong.
dave21478 Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 One of the horses on the farm is having a proper spack-attack. Cant walk, can barely stand, generally confused and anxious. Been like that since Thursday night but is still eating and drinking relatively normally. The vet has been out and after an awful lot of IV fluids, blood tests and various other medical procedures, their official diagnosis is "I dunno." Brilliant.She has been separated from the others but fell over and has fucked up her eye now as well. If there is no improvement by tomorrow I think she will have to be put down.
scaryoldcortina Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 "The space permitted between a “1†or an “I†and another character is proportionately greater than the above dimensions" If that's the only thing it failed on go back and kick him in the nuts. Junkman and EssDeeWon 2
EssDeeWon Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Was supposed to get almost £80 cashback from Topcashback for buying broadband from TalkTalk, been waiting almost three months and nada. Told them to shove it, first and last time I'll be using anything like that. I wouldn't tell them to shove it. I would pursue them for it, after all they agreed a deal that meant you get £80 cash back, but they don't cough up? It takes only a few minutes to drop a line to the financial ombudsmen. (And then send them the case number) myglaren 1
HH-R Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I might have burnt my bridges a bit now, could give it a go though. Their Facebook page is full of complaints that cashback hasn't tracked, TCP's answer to that being that you can lodge a missing cashback claim and it MIGHT appear sometime in the next three months... or six... or never. I never have any luck with stuff like that, TT's £100 shopping voucher offer that's on more often than the DFS sale wasn't on for three days, which is when I signed up, typical. Still happy with the deal, saving £26 a month compared to BT and the broadband hasn't dropped out since June which is a new record.
cort16 Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I fucking hoovered up a sock as I was hoovering around it due to not being arsed to pick it up. It's a dyson and it's sooked it up deep, deep inside and when I turn it on smoke pours out (no doubt from the smouldering sock). I did attempt to dismantle it but my hung over brain can't cope so I just gave up. Fuck socks, literally. I guess it's a trip to the dyson doctor. RayMK, gm and I_am_Diesel 3
hairnet Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 tv decided to change channel at 7pm onto radio 1 - havent listened to them for at least 20+ years no stuff set till later (film) and ive been out all day and watched nothing - listening to cd purchased from amazon who delivered today (WTF??)
EssDeeWon Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I might have burnt my bridges a bit now, could give it a go though. Their Facebook page is full of complaints that cashback hasn't tracked, TCP's answer to that being that you can lodge a missing cashback claim and it MIGHT appear sometime in the next three months... or six... or never. I never have any luck with stuff like that, TT's £100 shopping voucher offer that's on more often than the DFS sale wasn't on for three days, which is when I signed up, typical. Still happy with the deal, saving £26 a month compared to BT and the broadband hasn't dropped out since June which is a new record. You might be surprised. If Talk Talk are approached by the FOS it costs them £550 so they might just pay up the £80 they owe you.
Taff Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 I might have burnt my bridges a bit now, could give it a go though. Their Facebook page is full of complaints that cashback hasn't tracked, TCP's answer to that being that you can lodge a missing cashback claim and it MIGHT appear sometime in the next three months... or six... or never. I never have any luck with stuff like that, TT's £100 shopping voucher offer that's on more often than the DFS sale wasn't on for three days, which is when I signed up, typical. Still happy with the deal, saving £26 a month compared to BT and the broadband hasn't dropped out since June which is a new record. send them some feaces, then
cort16 Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Someone's been reading too much hot rod magazine, http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-SD1-Vitesse-V8-Modified-selling-as-a-project-/252051986226?hash=item3aaf781732 fred, scruff and Cavcraft 3
fred Posted August 9, 2015 Posted August 9, 2015 Someone's been reading too much hot rod magazine, http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-SD1-Vitesse-V8-Modified-selling-as-a-project-/252051986226?hash=item3aaf781732I could 'roll' in that as the yoof saying gos
Mr_Bo11ox Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 I lost £100 in cash at the side of the A43 near Northampton last night at about 3am.
danthecapriman Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 Why is it always raining in this fucking shit miserable cunt-ry we seem forced to have to exist in!?It's fucking mid August, it should be hot and sunny but instead it's pissing down, dark, cloudy and miserable. I hate rain and being wet. Just in time for my 2 weeks off work! Jazoli 1
scdan4 Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 Thought I'd spend some kwality time with the darling offspring. I know, lets speak in bad cockenee accents and go fly a kite. 1) Buying a kite is surprisingly difficult. But in the 4th store managed it. 2) Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad,dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad 3) Got the kite in the air "How do I do a loop the loop?" "It's not a loop the loopy type kite love, the shop didn't have any of those" "I'm bored of kite flying. Can we go home. 4) Got a headache now. beko1987, fred, myglaren and 2 others 5
beko1987 Posted August 10, 2015 Posted August 10, 2015 It sounds as painful as the why why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why whywhy why why why that I get with my 3 year old now. Apparently "Because it is" is not a resonable explination of whatever it is... myglaren and Junkman 2
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