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We had an old cannister Hoover that was used outside in the carport/garden.. the commutator and brushes were recycled so many times it sounded like someone trying to drive a VW beetle down a dual carriageway with a bad set of points, whilst at the same time filling the area with ozone and killing all AM radio traffic in approximately a three mile radius.

 

It went on for about 5 years like that before finally seizing up. Was replaced with a Bosch thing that was dead within the year.

 

ALLNEWVAKUUMZRSHIT

 

--Phil

 

My mum has had a washing machine for about 5 years which broke down for some reason. I just bought her a new one, which I expect will last less. the previous one lasted at least 30 years.

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My mum has had a washing machine for about 5 years which broke down for some reason. I just bought her a new one, which I expect will last less. the previous one lasted at least 30 years.

 

I bet the washers etc we have now are much better and less likely to break but the relative cost of these things is sod all now. Back in 'nam, because a vaccum or washing machine was so expensive, you used to have people who made a living out of patching them back together as that was the better option to replacing it. Now when one breaks its easier just to replace it with a brand new one for £200 and a 3yr g'tee rather than spend £130 fixing it and running the risk of it breaking again in 6 months time. Its crackers but thats how it works I guess. 

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I intend to get some new carbons and a comm stick on payday and try to fix it. Annoyingly I got another motor out of another compact last night, and made damn sure to refit the carbons the same way round they were, and in the same holes...

 

Sparked like a fucker again on a different motor. Leaving the 4th compact I have well alone for now until this is sorted...

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That's terrible. Really feel for the driver.

 

Yes, awful. Didn't know about the crash and hope no-one died.

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I intend to get some new carbons and a comm stick on payday and try to fix it. Annoyingly I got another motor out of another compact last night, and made damn sure to refit the carbons the same way round they were, and in the same holes...

 

Sparked like a fucker again on a different motor. Leaving the 4th compact I have well alone for now until this is sorted...

 

Tried to fix an upright I had that was making the usual hoover sound, but with added 'grittiness'. I opened it and ran it, and it shot bits of metal across the room (I assume were the brushes), melting into the carpet!

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I stripped a dyson that had shat itself and had to sand the moulton bits of carbon off the motor housing. Was like it had been shot by a pencil.

 

The carbons on these compacts are fine, fucking nothing wrong with them. Grrrr

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I stripped a dyson that had shat itself and had to sand the moulton bits of carbon off the motor housing. Was like it had been shot by a pencil. The carbons on these compacts are fine, fucking nothing wrong with them. Grrrr

I knew Moulton had his hand in bicycles as well as car suspension but didn't realise he was involved in vacuum cleaner design too.

 

I'll get me coat...

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I looked at buying a car from one of my mates last year and the deal didn't go through. in the anticipation I added it to my trade insurance so I could take it out for a spin.

Being a colosal bell end and not having access to the list of vehicles on my policy I forgot to remove it now some numpty has stacked it and even though it was insured because it was also on my policy the insurance companies are arguing over who insured it. When I called the insurance she said "most traders don;t add the cars on until they buy them and you have 24hr access to your MID records online." Both of these statements untrue for my policy anyway. Try explaining that to police when they pull you over with no insurance.

So a combination of trying to tow the line of always adding to MID and being a massive fanny have got me into this.

 

Luckily as it was my mates he going to write me a letter confirming all this and that I didn't buy the car.

 

Me and cars are done. I'm only going to own 1 runner and 1 project and that's it!

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Cort- I got stitched up in exactly the same way. I argued the fact that nowhere does my policy say that I must remove a vehicle from the MID immediately after it's no longer in my possession. Idiot that bought a car from me ploughed it into a new Range Rover the very next day.

They agreed with me but its still on my record.

You can NEVER win with insurance, it is legalised robbery whatever way you look at it.

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You can NEVER win with insurance, it is legalised robbery whatever way you look at it.

 

It's fascism in its purest form. The state forces you to contract with a private corporation.

If the law requires you to be insured, there should be the possibility to do this with a public entity.

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You'd think the fact that

1: I don't own the car and it's in someone elses name

2: I've never owned the car

3: It's insured by someone else

4: I have a letter from my mate that owned it saying I looked at it but didn't buy it

 

Would be enough but we'll see.

I was daft for not removing it but without access to an online portal to control it, it's difficult to lose track of one car.

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Forgive me if I sound a little 'touchy' here...

 

The 'are you a Muslim' thread over on the non-car channel. Whats all that about? And why particular Islam? I hate these bloody religious discussions because it seems to bring out the worst in some people, particularly the bloody anti-religion brigade. Some/many here love to tell the world how 'organized religon iz evilz an rAycist etc... Yeh, fine we get it, but ffs, do remember that there are people here that follow certain religions and I'd have thought people here would at least respect that.

 

Obviously not. :|

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That questionaire is bollocks, you could change the name to 'Are You A Joho, Buddist, Banger Racer, Tufty Club member?' The result would be the same.

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I stripped a dyson that had shat itself and had to sand the moulton bits of carbon off the motor housing. Was like it had been shot by a pencil.

I read that as if said by this guy... You and Station having a Vaccum off :-)

 

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The motion controller on my cnc lathe appears to have shat itself on the x axis. New boards are £200, but the yank bastards want £100 delivery.

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How bad jake? Is it not repairable? Usually something like that would just be the output drivers or something.

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Haven't a clue. Just know it's not putting out pulses. Waiting on a nice man who's fixed this sort of stuff to get back to me. Other option is throw it away and convert to mach3, but not a learning curve I really want to take.

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If you really struggle bang it in the post and I'll have a nosy over it if you aren't in a rush, I fix this kind of shiz for a living. If I can fix it just CNC me brass pineapple or something

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My wife phoned me today.

 

"Somethings fallen off the car and is dragging along the ground"

 

"Um... Oh right"

 

"And theres smoke coming from the wheel".

 

Phoned FathaL who kindly took my wife to work and then went back and waited with the car infill the AA came.

 

Meanwhile I telephoned the thankfully nearby Chevy dealer to tell them to expect a car coming in for warranty work on the back of a wagon, all fine and dandy there.

 

AA chap arrives, thoroughly inspects car, takes for a test drive and finds that the car is running perfect, no problems at all. The good fellow kindly took my dad back to the car after following him home to drop off his own motor and again drove fine.

 

Now my wife doesn't like to exaggerate things or be overdramatic so I fully accept her report.

 

I'm grumpy because the car obv scared her and then drove fine when inspected! ALWAYS happens?

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Forgive me if I sound a little 'touchy' here...

 

The 'are you a Muslim' thread over on the non-car channel. Whats all that about? And why particular Islam? I hate these bloody religious discussions because it seems to bring out the worst in some people, particularly the bloody anti-religion brigade. Some/many here love to tell the world how 'organized religon iz evilz an rAycist etc... Yeh, fine we get it, but ffs, do remember that there are people here that follow certain religions and I'd have thought people here would at least respect that.

 

Obviously not. :|

I have to agree because personally I hate religious discussions as I know nowt about religion, so try not to get involved in them in the first place as I'd rather not upset folks by simply not understanding any beliefs or values.

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I agree. Personally I'm not religious but have no problem with people who are. I identify as agnostic, and in my experience it's atheists that are often worse than religious folk for forcing their views onto other people. It's not necessary. Religion is a personal choice, the same as your choice of car or the wallpaper in your house, and we should all respect that.

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That thread was harmless in the ignorable bit of the forum! Not sure it was doing much harm, but it clearly touched a nerve with a few people.

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Yeah, apologies for playing the 'racism' card there :oops:  I'd had a few glasses of vino rouge and spake my mind overmuch.

 

FWIW, I have very strong 'beliefs', unfortunately I also have strong feelings against churches.

 

Anyhoo, draw a line and all that. I know it's an "open" forum, but maybe a ban on religion and politics wouldn't be a bad idea? Even with fairly mature, troll-free members, those topics tend to get the bile flowing, and I seriously doubt that anyone actually derives any personal benefit from reading about them here.

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Or, we could just keep them to the Open Forums section - that's what it's for, or so I was led to believe.

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I know the open forum is where all the crap belongs, but I think there's a difference between (for instance) topics like tits, banger racers, football, pets etc that certain people might shake their heads at disapprovingly, and topics that really hit nerves and cause people to get massively pi55ed off with other forumites, who they'd otherwise get on perfectly well with. Remember that the people who use the Open section are the same people who post in the 'proper' section too. Plenty of forums with 'open' or 'chat' sections have a no-politics-or-religion rule, and for good reason.

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So what are you asking? Do you want us to lock the thread? The trouble with doing that it also offends somebody else so you just can't win.

 

Personally I have no interest in religion as all it seems to cause is upset and death.

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I think the easy option is for people to just avoid threads they don't like.

 

I completely agree that it's quite a shit (and potentially offensive) thread but I've just avoided it for that very reason and, consequently, am not offended. If others enjoy it then that's their look-out and fair play to them.

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I'm not asking the moderators to do anything with that thread (or the 'Scottish' thread which went a similar way), I suppose I'd just like it if threads about R&P weren't even started in the first place. I get the whole "if you don't like it, don't look" thing, but all it takes is for someone to try and make a constructive point, then be met with a flippant response, and suddenly it's out of all proportion.

 

I'll just shut up now. :-P:-D

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I really don't see what the problem is, I started that thread to show that even a devout atheist like myself has plenty in common with a follower of Islam.

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